Your own penis might have seen you through some tough times and even managed to satisfy a woman or two. Had you been born an inanimate (but otherwise very happy) sex toy, though, you'd be expanding the pussies of porn's babiest babes at New Sensations' most depraved masturbation site, Stretched Out Snatch. Pornstars lining up to throw every dildo, vibrator, and molded fist in Southern California up their wahoos for your entertainment? You're in, right?
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