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Porn is rarely considered art, which makes Low Art Films' decision to include the A-word in its very name a bold one indeed. With dark, high-contrast lighting, plenty of fake rain (among other liquids) and some of porn's most dazzling performers, Low Art Films seems set to rock you right outta your hole-riddled old football socks. Or, it would if there were any recent or forthcoming updates to gawk at. What does the future hold for Low Art Films? It's too early to say at this stage, but, as always, Mr. Pink is about to dig deeper and deeper into the sordid and saucy world of Low Art Films.
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Porn and technology have always made wonderful bedfellows, each aiding and abetting the other's rise to power and prominence until they're so intertwined we can barely tell where one ends and the other begins. Sex Boss POV is evidence of porn's tight connection to technology: a site built from the ground up to be viewed on tablets and smartphones, with solo hardcore videos seeing porn's brightest newcomers fill every pixel of the vertical frame they've been allowed to play around in. Pleasuring themselves and telling you all the various ways they want you to join in, the ladies of Sex Boss POV have never been seen like this before.
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