Interactive DVDs, choose-your-own-adventure sites, and masturbation sleeves molded on pornstar pussies all tried to give you, the porn fan, exactly what you want: mastery of your sexual impulses and the acts and women that satisfy them. DollHouse Films might have a title that suggests it's your own personal porno playground, but in fact it's a darkly seductive semi-hardcore site that sees gorgeous babes of the adult world donning heavy black eye makeup, clamping and chaining their nipples together, and staring into the darkest recesses of your sexual imagination. What a delight!
Gone are the days when slipping two fingers between your crush's thighs while making out at the movies was your ultimate achievable sexual goal. For many women, though, their fingers remain as useful as yours were before you discovered your nifty erectile abilities. Four Finger Club showcases the digital dexterity of pornstars straight, bisexual, and lesbian, but only shoots them in a sapphic context. As they lap and lick and poke and purr their collective way through almost 400 scenes, you might start to wonder about your own effectiveness as a lover. Fair enough, too, 'cause once you've seen these sluts bring each other to new heights of ecstasy, your own style of "deep dickin'" might not seem quite adequate ever again.
The sucking of an erect penis was never more talked about than in 1972 when legendary adult film Deep Throat was unleashed upon the world. Now a website with a very similar name is making waves once again thanks to its devotion to fellatio. Wait, no it's not! Would you believe Deepthroat has very little blowjob-only porn and is instead a Golden Age archive of classic movies starring everyone from Samantha Fox to Seka, Ron Jeremy to John Holmes? 'Cause that's exactly what's in store for retro-minded viewers heading to Deepthroat with their dicks in their hands.
Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.
Porn is rarely considered art, which makes Low Art Films' decision to include the A-word in its very name a bold one indeed. With dark, high-contrast lighting, plenty of fake rain (among other liquids) and some of porn's most dazzling performers, Low Art Films seems set to rock you right outta your hole-riddled old football socks. Or, it would if there were any recent or forthcoming updates to gawk at. What does the future hold for Low Art Films? It's too early to say at this stage, but, as always, Mr. Pink is about to dig deeper and deeper into the sordid and saucy world of Low Art Films.
Unlimited MILFs? What self-respecting (and appropriately humble) man wouldn't want to be taught a relentless curriculum of tonguing, rimming, fingering, fucking, and generally satisfying every possible urge held by the horniest mature women in porn. From Raylene to Rayveness, from Julia Ann to Lisa Ann, from Kendra Secrets to whoever's the next dynamic new MILF on the scene, Unlimited MILFs is sure to have them sucking and fucking their hearts out for your education and entertainment, bless them.
Porn and technology have always made wonderful bedfellows, each aiding and abetting the other's rise to power and prominence until they're so intertwined we can barely tell where one ends and the other begins. Sex Boss POV is evidence of porn's tight connection to technology: a site built from the ground up to be viewed on tablets and smartphones, with solo hardcore videos seeing porn's brightest newcomers fill every pixel of the vertical frame they've been allowed to play around in. Pleasuring themselves and telling you all the various ways they want you to join in, the ladies of Sex Boss POV have never been seen like this before.
James Deen is a man that needs no introduction, but how else would I lead-in to a review of his excellent official website? Named after himself, naturally, Deen's site is loaded with studio-style and self-shot scenes that not only see the young legend slide into more pornstar pussy than you've ever dreamed of but also schtup amateur women who actually applied via this very site to be one of Deen's co-stars. Throw in some food blogs, Pussy Eating Thursday specials, and Deen's charmingly honest character and, ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.