Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.
Porn is rarely considered art, which makes Low Art Films' decision to include the A-word in its very name a bold one indeed. With dark, high-contrast lighting, plenty of fake rain (among other liquids) and some of porn's most dazzling performers, Low Art Films seems set to rock you right outta your hole-riddled old football socks. Or, it would if there were any recent or forthcoming updates to gawk at. What does the future hold for Low Art Films? It's too early to say at this stage, but, as always, Mr. Pink is about to dig deeper and deeper into the sordid and saucy world of Low Art Films.
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Porn and technology have always made wonderful bedfellows, each aiding and abetting the other's rise to power and prominence until they're so intertwined we can barely tell where one ends and the other begins. Sex Boss POV is evidence of porn's tight connection to technology: a site built from the ground up to be viewed on tablets and smartphones, with solo hardcore videos seeing porn's brightest newcomers fill every pixel of the vertical frame they've been allowed to play around in. Pleasuring themselves and telling you all the various ways they want you to join in, the ladies of Sex Boss POV have never been seen like this before.
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Only a total luddite naysayer would ignore the increasing popularity of 3D video and the pornographic possibilities it presents. And only a luddite naysayer wouldn't bother to check out 3DX Star for some fascinating, titillating hardcore porn that breaks free from the 2D standard to throw itself in your face. Unfortunately, 3DX Star is far from accomplished and needs some serious work - as well as a serious influx of content - in order to truly satisfy.
Seymore Butts might be a legendary name in adult circles, but you may not have actually seen the man's work. Now's your chance! Seymore Butts is now online at a website of the same name where members enjoy nearly 200 of the best of Butts, allegedly in 720p HD quality, too! Could this be a beautifully remastered archive of the works of one of porn's most influential producers? For some reason - perhaps it's the dirt cheap price - I remain unconvinced, but why don't we find out for sure?
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