You've got a hard drive loaded with your favorite porn clips, galleries, and full-length features, but what about Dirty Hard Drive, a six-site network filled with scintillating smut from the likes of Katie Kox, Sophie Dee, and Kiera King? Having been pumping out the porn for about three years, Dirty Hard Drive should now be hitting its stride, solidifying its place in the online porn market. Then again, maybe it is faltering and falling further behind the competition with update-less periods and non-HD videos causing discontent among members. You know all about your dirty hard drive already, so why not let Mr. Pink tell you all about this Dirty Hard Drive?
He's the Cumshot Legend and the man with near perfect penile aim. He's Peter North and he's out to splash his heavy-duty loads on the faces of porn's hungriest cum-dumpsters. Judging from the current state of Club Peter North, the notorious Canadian ejaculation machine seems content to rest on his past accolades. Unfortunately, in the current pornographic climate, such stasis means certain death. Can Club Peter North still offer the premium North experience it once was heralded for? Read on, fellows, and find out every last juicy drop of information carefully researched and considered by yours truly, Mr. Pink!
Biblical stories tell of Adam and Eve, the two humans central to Christianity's creation mythology who forwent ignorance in favor of experience and knowledge. Adam & Eve TV won't be cited in bible studies, but it does deal with one of religions major issues (sex) in an awesomely entertaining fashion. In HD streams, many exclusive to this site, members enjoy Adam & Eve's acclaimed adult movies on subjects ranging from swinging to dirty talk to BDSM - and plenty of parodies, too.
"Yeah, my girl loves anal," your pal casually let loose over a few beers and, since then, you've been dreaming about slipping it inside your lady's rear passage. She's down to try (and you have) but until she's anally taken as many dicks as have the women of new Naughty America site, My Girl Loves Anal, you'll probably still be dreaming. Why not enjoy some vicarious thrills provided by the likes of Julia Ann, Eva Karera, Jennifer White, and Juelz Ventura, all of whom are not only eager for a filling, they've got one particular orifice in mind.
Interactive DVDs, choose-your-own-adventure sites, and masturbation sleeves molded on pornstar pussies all tried to give you, the porn fan, exactly what you want: mastery of your sexual impulses and the acts and women that satisfy them. DollHouse Films might have a title that suggests it's your own personal porno playground, but in fact it's a darkly seductive semi-hardcore site that sees gorgeous babes of the adult world donning heavy black eye makeup, clamping and chaining their nipples together, and staring into the darkest recesses of your sexual imagination. What a delight!
Gone are the days when slipping two fingers between your crush's thighs while making out at the movies was your ultimate achievable sexual goal. For many women, though, their fingers remain as useful as yours were before you discovered your nifty erectile abilities. Four Finger Club showcases the digital dexterity of pornstars straight, bisexual, and lesbian, but only shoots them in a sapphic context. As they lap and lick and poke and purr their collective way through almost 400 scenes, you might start to wonder about your own effectiveness as a lover. Fair enough, too, 'cause once you've seen these sluts bring each other to new heights of ecstasy, your own style of "deep dickin'" might not seem quite adequate ever again.
The sucking of an erect penis was never more talked about than in 1972 when legendary adult film Deep Throat was unleashed upon the world. Now a website with a very similar name is making waves once again thanks to its devotion to fellatio. Wait, no it's not! Would you believe Deepthroat has very little blowjob-only porn and is instead a Golden Age archive of classic movies starring everyone from Samantha Fox to Seka, Ron Jeremy to John Holmes? 'Cause that's exactly what's in store for retro-minded viewers heading to Deepthroat with their dicks in their hands.
Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.