You might already be a devoted Team Skeet fan or you might not. You might own, use, and sleep beside a handheld Internet-capable communication and media device or, just maybe, you might not. Either way, once you've experienced instant porno gratification that follows you everywhere you and your pockets go, there's no going back. Team Skeet Mobile takes to those wavy 4G waves and proves that even its inexperienced porn starlets won't be outdone when it comes to exploring the Internet in the sexiest possible fashion.
Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.
Reviewing a site called Crygasm? See, this is why I love my job. I get to sit at my desk, listen to Korean disco music, watch, and then write about, pornstars masturbating to the point of inducing a good, solid crying session. I get to see Rachel Roxxx and Mason Moore well up and let loose a few choice streams of cheek-wetting tears, throwing their bad-ass-bitch facades out the window. A deep and penetrating look at the complex ties emotions have to the female sexual experience, Crygasm isn't something you'll want to see every day, but it is definitely something worth seeing.
Porn is great and all, but doesn’t it sometimes feel quite distancing? You’re watching and fantasizing about fucking some woman you’ve never met and likely will never exchange words, let alone fluids with. It all seems a bit too impersonal. Day With a Pornstar changes all that! Brought to you by Brazzers, the 29-site network long considered one of the ‘nets best, Day With a Pornstar takes you on an outing with some of the hottest performers in the industry then brings them home (or stays out on the boat, at the beach, in the bowling alley) for some raucous hardcore sex as only Brazzers can deliver. It’s the next best thing to being a pornstar’s friend (preferably with benefits) IRL.
Some believe women are most sexually desirable in their early twenties, but Veronica Avluv destroys the notion by throwing her incredibly sexy 39-year-old self into scenes so rough, raw, and totally hardcore they'd make any porno newcomer wince, blush, and plotz all at the same time. Taking on all comers, male or female, often two or three at a time, and doing it all while looking like a refined, seductive Hollywood starlet of years gone by, Veronica Avluv's Club is one well worth examining closer.
The vast majority of professional pornstars have breasts that could be declared impressive, but what makes the bustiest stand apart from the busty? They’ve got Serious Boobs, that’s what. Big, bountiful, undulating udders of gargantuan proportions can make the least physically engaging woman the object of lustful affection and Serious Boobs presents exactly such models in a collection of exclusive hardcore scenes designed to have you trying but failing to lift your eyes above a cleavage line. Serious Boobs, dear reader, quite simply offers exactly that.
Short of calling up every woman you know over the age of 40, how are you, dear reader, to prove that “mature” women truly are the most satisfying sexual partners. Well, since you’re clearly a porn fan anyway, why not take Real Mothers Exposed’s word on the matter? Presenting almost 80 scenes of carnally ferocious 30-somethings and 40-somethings (and perhaps even a 50-something or two) sucking cock, riding hard, and having the sense screwed out of them by appreciative younger men, Real Mothers Exposed is yet another pornsite aimed at MILF lovers everywhere. Can it impress enough to become a significant contributor to the MILF porn genre? Read on, young buck, and find out!
Tits. Tits. Tits. Everyone, young or old, male or female, gay or straight, loves tits. There are hundreds of reasons to worship the mammarian orbs of fleshy suppleness many women find themselves blessed with, but here at Love Your Tits, there’ll be only one thing on your mind. With hardcore sex scenes that spend ample time ogling, fondling, fucking, and splattering breasts, Love Your Tits makes a mark on the My XXX Pass network where it resides, and any breast-man should be plenty thrilled with the collection held here, even though it is sadly no longer updating.
Porn is rarely considered art, which makes Low Art Films' decision to include the A-word in its very name a bold one indeed. With dark, high-contrast lighting, plenty of fake rain (among other liquids) and some of porn's most dazzling performers, Low Art Films seems set to rock you right outta your hole-riddled old football socks. Or, it would if there were any recent or forthcoming updates to gawk at. What does the future hold for Low Art Films? It's too early to say at this stage, but, as always, Mr. Pink is about to dig deeper and deeper into the sordid and saucy world of Low Art Films.
Now that HD video is such a buzzword your in-laws are no doubt buying their second or third HD plasma TV and upgrading to HD digital cable, it’s not surprising that porn sites all seem to be going HD, too. HDV Prime claims to deliver hundreds of videos in a 1080i HD resolution. Will these videos end up being as stunning as promised or will they end up being rather lackluster affairs that are bettered by plenty of other websites? Join Mr. Pink as he peels back the lid on HDV Prime.
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