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Short of calling up every woman you know over the age of 40, how are you, dear reader, to prove that “mature” women truly are the most satisfying sexual partners. Well, since you’re clearly a porn fan anyway, why not take Real Mothers Exposed’s word on the matter? Presenting almost 80 scenes of carnally ferocious 30-somethings and 40-somethings (and perhaps even a 50-something or two) sucking cock, riding hard, and having the sense screwed out of them by appreciative younger men, Real Mothers Exposed is yet another pornsite aimed at MILF lovers everywhere. Can it impress enough to become a significant contributor to the MILF porn genre? Read on, young buck, and find out!
Porn is rarely considered art, which makes Low Art Films' decision to include the A-word in its very name a bold one indeed. With dark, high-contrast lighting, plenty of fake rain (among other liquids) and some of porn's most dazzling performers, Low Art Films seems set to rock you right outta your hole-riddled old football socks. Or, it would if there were any recent or forthcoming updates to gawk at. What does the future hold for Low Art Films? It's too early to say at this stage, but, as always, Mr. Pink is about to dig deeper and deeper into the sordid and saucy world of Low Art Films.
Now that HD video is such a buzzword your in-laws are no doubt buying their second or third HD plasma TV and upgrading to HD digital cable, it’s not surprising that porn sites all seem to be going HD, too. HDV Prime claims to deliver hundreds of videos in a 1080i HD resolution. Will these videos end up being as stunning as promised or will they end up being rather lackluster affairs that are bettered by plenty of other websites? Join Mr. Pink as he peels back the lid on HDV Prime.
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Those unable to manage sexual self-satisfaction without the abusive verbal "encouragement" of a stunningly sexy pornstar who has slipped into shiny nylon stockings will practically plotz upon visiting Jerk Off Instructors, one of the more intriguing sites on the Fetish Network. With more than a hundred exclusive scenes that show everyone from Nina Hartley (still going strong) to Erica Campbell (long since gone) laying back in sensually appealing hosiery, showing their barely concealed coochies, and verbally coaxing, abusing, and otherwise "encouraging" you to blast your load into a waiting Kleenex or gym sock, Jerk Off Instructors is exactly what it claims to be, just more disappointing. Full details coming up right now!
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Big-bootied babes have always held a special place in the hearts of heterosexual men. In the words of Mr. David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap, “The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin’.” Queen’s Brian May wrote that “fat bottom girls, you make the rockin’ world go round.” Real Round Asses hopes to add to the pantheon of artistic achievements praising plump booties with a collection of hardcore porn scenes devoted to derrieres as thick and juicy as they are pert and perfectly formed. With promises of HD videos and the most beautiful asses in porn, however, Real Round Asses immediately sets itself a tough bar to reach. Can it indeed deliver? Read on with Mr. Pink’s and find out how this particular ass bounces.