He's the Cumshot Legend and the man with near perfect penile aim. He's Peter North and he's out to splash his heavy-duty loads on the faces of porn's hungriest cum-dumpsters. Judging from the current state of Club Peter North, the notorious Canadian ejaculation machine seems content to rest on his past accolades. Unfortunately, in the current pornographic climate, such stasis means certain death. Can Club Peter North still offer the premium North experience it once was heralded for? Read on, fellows, and find out every last juicy drop of information carefully researched and considered by yours truly, Mr. Pink!
You've got a hard drive loaded with your favorite porn clips, galleries, and full-length features, but what about Dirty Hard Drive, a six-site network filled with scintillating smut from the likes of Katie Kox, Sophie Dee, and Kiera King? Having been pumping out the porn for about three years, Dirty Hard Drive should now be hitting its stride, solidifying its place in the online porn market. Then again, maybe it is faltering and falling further behind the competition with update-less periods and non-HD videos causing discontent among members. You know all about your dirty hard drive already, so why not let Mr. Pink tell you all about this Dirty Hard Drive?
Life sure can be a drag. That’s what makes our imaginations and the human act of fantasizing such an enriching experience. Porn often takes care of our fantasies for us - or at least gives them ground on which to exercise - and Fantasy HD was once a fine example of such a service. Wait… Why is Mr. Pink using the past tense here? Is Fantasy HD keeping up with its fellow company efforts and delivering awesome Ultra-HD hardcore delights? Is it at least still pumping out those excellent HD encounters? Stick around for the full story.
Fetish Girls gives you the chance to not only find the perfect porno playmate to party with over webcam, but the chance to direct your very own custom fetish clip starring any one of the hundreds of stunning and daring beauties who've assembled here to take control of their fledgling porn careers. You control your requests, they control their performances and which jobs they take and everyone comes out on top - unless, of course, you'd rather be smothered down below by a BBW, 'cause that can also be arranged here, anything can.
Mea Melone might not be the most well-known of today's crop of incredible European porn talents, but she's certainly one of the most exciting and intriguing. Not content to fuck the professionals she meets on set, Melone recruits average Joes from around Europe, inviting them to try their hand at professional onscreen sex for her Melone Challenge website. Capturing every success and failure in 1080p HD videos and high-res photos, Ms. Melone and merry band of sexual deviants have created a unique site that, though new and far from huge, has plenty to offer reality-porn fans.
Whatever caused you to shy away from the world, hiding your true sexuality from the judgmental world at large, Open Life aims to kick it to the curb, bringing its members websites devoted to top-ranked pornstar talents and general sexual shenanigans. Although struggling to compete against the always-evolving competition, this ten-site network serves up a huge variety of porn, everything from hypno-porn to neighborhood orgies, live webcam shows, and some of the hottest mainstream porno around courtesy of our pal Manuel Ferrara. Open Life can be confusing and disorienting, but it can also deliver sexual punches so intense you'll be reeling for years.
Everyone (or almost everyone) masturbates, so what's the big fucking deal? It won't send you blind and it won't grow hair on your palms. What it will do, however, is put you in more intimate conversation with your true sexuality. For the young women featured on Mofos' self-pleasuring website, She's a Freak, masturbation brought out their most adventurous and outlandish desires. Showing everything from in-shower clit-rubbing to bottle-fucking, anal self-fisting, and even some hardcore sapphic sex, She's a Freak proves that men aren't the only total deviants out there.
Biblical stories tell of Adam and Eve, the two humans central to Christianity's creation mythology who forwent ignorance in favor of experience and knowledge. Adam & Eve TV won't be cited in bible studies, but it does deal with one of religions major issues (sex) in an awesomely entertaining fashion. In HD streams, many exclusive to this site, members enjoy Adam & Eve's acclaimed adult movies on subjects ranging from swinging to dirty talk to BDSM - and plenty of parodies, too.
Gone are the days when slipping two fingers between your crush's thighs while making out at the movies was your ultimate achievable sexual goal. For many women, though, their fingers remain as useful as yours were before you discovered your nifty erectile abilities. Four Finger Club showcases the digital dexterity of pornstars straight, bisexual, and lesbian, but only shoots them in a sapphic context. As they lap and lick and poke and purr their collective way through almost 400 scenes, you might start to wonder about your own effectiveness as a lover. Fair enough, too, 'cause once you've seen these sluts bring each other to new heights of ecstasy, your own style of "deep dickin'" might not seem quite adequate ever again.
Much like its sister site, Digital Desire, Go Honey Go showcases the stunning erotic (and mightily explicit) photography of J. Stephen Hicks and associates. Now offering alongside this collection of classic and recent works a growing archive of teen-heavy Euro hardcore, Go Honey Go offers a little something for two types of porno fans. Or, if you're lucky and you dig both these HD renditions of hardcore sex, a whole lot for you.
The sucking of an erect penis was never more talked about than in 1972 when legendary adult film Deep Throat was unleashed upon the world. Now a website with a very similar name is making waves once again thanks to its devotion to fellatio. Wait, no it's not! Would you believe Deepthroat has very little blowjob-only porn and is instead a Golden Age archive of classic movies starring everyone from Samantha Fox to Seka, Ron Jeremy to John Holmes? 'Cause that's exactly what's in store for retro-minded viewers heading to Deepthroat with their dicks in their hands.
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