When you're a dude in porn, your work day can seem like a real trial. Then you glance down as you're about to blow and see two gorgeous women nudging and jostling each other to get the in the position most likely to result in their faces being drenched in your pent-up jizzbomb and, much like Ice Cube, you think "This was a good day!" That's what must happen to every guy to star in a 2 Chicks 1 Dick scene. Co-starring with porn's sluttiest femmes in scorching threesome scenes in which the lucky dude is always outnumbered 2:1, these guys are living the dream and inviting you to enjoy as best you can from your comfy, cosy office chair, fold-out sofa-bed, or padded toilet seat. Are you, dear reader, so enamored with the idea of watching some dude get blown, ridden, and erupted by two smoking hot porn babes? Yeah? Well, you might wanna do it elsewhere if you want consistency, quality, and, oh I don't know, new scenes once in a while. 2 Chicks 1 Dick doesn't really go for that sort of thing anymore, I'm afraid.
If there's one thing Katie Summers is good at, it's making her viewers fall head-over-heels in love and lust. A 23-year-old Texan whose incredible (if slightly artificially enhanced) body must be seen, preferably in action, to be believed, Katie throws herself into hardcore scenes and softcore photo shoots here on her official site, Club Katie Summers. With HD movies, high-res pictures, and Pornstar Platinum network access on the cards, anyone with a penchant for bubbly, busty Southern blondes would be mad to miss the chance to peek inside the world of Katie Summers.
African American (or "ebony") pornstars may be vastly outnumbered by white chicks, but that doesn't mean there isn't an astonishingly sexy young black babe waiting just around the corner to impress you with her exuberant sexuality and energetic performances. Rane Revere is one such woman; thick-assed and nicely curvaceous, Rane and her sumptuous brown skin, dark hair, and chocolate bud nipples will have you and your now-flaccid manhood standing to attention in no time at all. (As with many women, though, don't look too hard or you'll find plenty of troubling flaws.)
When it comes to women’s feet, many guys want nothing more than to caress them, taste them, and worship them as evidence of female divinity. Putting two horny female foot fetishists in the same room and setting a camera on them, then, is a recipe for sapphic success. Sapphic Barefoot does exactly that, offering scenes of lesbian sex with a focus on toe, foot, and leg play that’ll make the tiny little hairs on your own toes (among other body parts) stand right up!
Lesbo Rimjob calls itself a site where “Horny hotties can’t stop rimming their gorgeous girlfriends!” and judging by the tour pages, which are loaded with graphic depictions of tongues in asses, this enticing claim appears to be true. After spending a good long while meandering through the site in an attempt to unveil its positive and negative attributes, however, this reviewer can only say that Lesbo Rimjob licks ass in the most pejorative sense.
Filling the mouth of a sexy, adorable woman with your drought-breaking ejaculatory deposit is, to most guys, the ultimate sexual release. Creamed Cuties is a site that knows this and features nothing but scene after scene of amateur babes getting their faces filled after sucking and fucking their boy-toy to an explosive orgasm. With 100 scenes available and eight bonus sites on offer, Creamed Cuties seems like it has a lot to offer the oral cumshot fan, but does it really? Mr. Pink is gonna find out!
Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!
Us guys, we can show a girl just how fantastic a lay she is by ejaculating in a visible and vocal fashion, whether on her face, in her mouth, or inside her temple of poon. Only a small percentage of women share this ability and when paired with another ejaculatory girl, it’s sure to be heaven. Gushing Lezzies, however, manages to make a mess out of sapphic cum-shooters and not in the way we’d hoped.
Born of Native American heritage but looking every bit the busty blonde pornstar-next-door, Abbey Brooks and her official website now vie directly for your attention. A stagnant update schedule, low content count, low-res videos, and very little male-female hardcore does not a great porn site make, however, and Abbey's official online home is frustrating and disappointing.
Instead of just beating off for three quick minutes and depositing your load into an empty cereal bowl like the rest of us, you need encouragement in order to complete the self-transaction, and where better to turn for such encouragement than the demanding pornstar babes featured on Jerk Off Girlfriends? Taunting and teasing you until you finally bust the nut they've been demanding for, oh, about twenty minutes, notable sluts Sunny Leone, Kacey Jordan, and Capri Anderson (among others) will have you thrashing your meat like it's never been thrashed before. Or then again, maybe they won't.