Next time you hop on a bus and prepare to ride through your urban or semi-urban or suburban stomping grounds, you should be very careful where you sit. No, this isn't some stupid 'cool people sit at the back of the bus' bullshit, I'm talking about infectious diseases, impossible-to-remove stains, and the sensation that someone came in the exact spot the back pocket of your Levis now rests. This kind of rampant paranoia and spontaneous erecting of your tightly-packaged member are the kind of results you can expect from a Project City Bus membership. Taking public transport never seemed so rife with carnally homoerotic possibilities as it does once you've seen the wild crosstown romps taking place at Project City Bus.
If you often find yourself so bored at parties that you begin to wonder whether a social life is even worth attempting, you're not a misanthrope, you're just going to the wrong parties! Hardcore Partying may involve cups of tea, cups of beer, and passed-out frat-boys, but it also shows the other side of American party life: the really fucking fun side. The booze is flowing, the clothes are being removed, cocks are brought out, and blowjobs served up, but one thing is still missing from this heavenly party scene: you! Ditch your anti-social tendencies, friend, and relax with some downtime, Hardcore Partying style! And remember, if you do get bored there's always someone else waiting to get fucked (and fucked up)!
Assuming you're above the age of 30, there are precious few reasons that warrant your presence outside or on the grounds of a junior college campus. No, I don't care if the 19-year-old babes are playing softball this afternoon! What, do you wanna get arrested or something? Instead, I suggest staying home and easing into an afternoon of furious masturbation with Jr. College Lesbians as your inspiration. With a growing collection of sapphic hardcore scenes that show college-age hotties enjoying each others licks in lieu of lectures, there's a definite reason the folks behind the Reality Gang network have decided to keep updating Jr. College Lesbians. And remember: just because they're "lesbians" doesn't mean they're not into dick; they are, just plastic ones.
Translating foreign website titles can be a trying task, so imagine my relief when the owners of Cuchi Mami gave me a quick, easy English version of their brainchild's moniker: essentially "sexy, horny babe". I'd like to say that Cuchi Mami is loaded with such supersluts, that they impress at every turn in the plentiful video selection that lures you in for a dynamite porn-viewing experience. I'd like to, but I can't. Wanna know why? Read on, intrepid porn fanatic, and find out all there is to know about Cuchi Mami and the sexual deviants it harbors.
Sitting at the mall you will at some point see an attractive woman unattractively chowing down on an oversized vege egg roll, a six-inch submarine sandwich, or an iced popsicle, and that might turn you on a little, sure, what with the obvious physical similarities these objects have to your own sexual organ. What will really get your juices flowing, though, is some wicked interracial hardcore. Starring men blessed with the biggest, blackest dongs in the US porn scene and women who might be regretting not dilating their vaginas before work, Eat My Black Meat should be making an undeniable impression on every racially-curious vicarious sex-fiend in a cozy office chair. Instead, however, it's probably just disappointing them.
If your Saturday nights primarily involve hoping scanning through the Netflix Instant list to see what has been added that day, only to eventually decide that all those movies suck and you’d rather play 360 until you fall asleep, Saturday Night Latinas could be the perfect antidote to your weekend routine. Hosting a bunch of, like, stoopid sexy Brazilian chicks that party hard and fuck even harder, Saturday Night Latina shows you how thrilling it would be to be free and single and roaming around Rio looking for fun - pretty hot damn thrilling!
Offering its members an unlimited pass to the private sex lives of America’s hottest wives and couples, See My Wife shares with you the women other men go home to. From stripteases and masturbation, from a deepthroat blowjob to a messy creampie, these ladies sure know how to please their fellas, and soon enough, please you, too.
Just because you love women that doesn't mean you always want them completely naked, does it? Let's face it, some women look really fucking stunning in a nice business suit or even in a casual lazy Sunday outfit, so why not have them remain clothed while they help you bust a nut? CFNM Max, an adherent to the Clothed Female Naked Male fetishistic sub-genre, deals exclusively in porn that manages to be hardcore without ever showing a penetrated pussy or a completely naked female body. The girls do all the work here, so a CFNM Max membership could be the ideal way to take care of beat-off business while still retaining your inflated sense of superiority, the one that demands you lie back and be serviced while gorgeous women take care of your physical needs, and look damn good doing it.
Getting a rubdown from your girlfriend is great and all, but sometimes the anonymous sexual release that you’ve heard happens as some Asian massage parlors is so enticing it’ll make even the most relaxing shoulder massage seem uninspiring. If you’re looking for the kind of Asian women who’ll shiatsu the shit outta you then finish things off by stroking, sucking, or fucking you to an explosive “happy ending”, then Reality Kings’ Asian massage site, Happy Tugs, is the place for you.
Ditching their American hometowns and the lure of a good party school, two college students left the USA for the great European Union and landed smack dab in the middle of the choicest pussy patch on the planet. The girls they found are not only gorgeous but are eager for pleasure. Can our fellas provide a stiff enough dick to get these girls off or will you have to head to Europe and try your own luck. Come along with your pornographic attache, Mr. Pink, as I uncovers the various ins and outs of Euro Humpers.
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