Approach My GF with a slight degree of caution, friends, not because the site is woefully disappointing (it is not) or horribly understocked (there's plenty here), but because you never know when you'll spot a firm and feminine rear-end, open the scene said ass appears in, and find your current girlfriend staring back at you, some dude's dick between her teeth. My GF is home to nearly 150 exclusive homemade and "homemade" hardcore scenes starring some of the loveliest amateur sluts ever to have their likenesses spread across the Internet for all to see (and beat off to), and it's a barrel of unpredictable fun.
Dropping forties of delicious malt liquor all over your intended sexual partner’s backside might not seem like a very good way to win her favor, but, hey, it works for the 40oz Bounce guys! Serving up a bevy of delectable African-American honeys with phat asses, the 40oz guys pour, seduce, and plunder some of the hottest black booty in town and now you can too right here on the Porn Pros network.
Recently launched French Canadian porn site Open Life brings together the talents of Cherry Petite, Roxy and Shana Lane, and the happiest dude in Quebec, Bruno B., for a wild romp through a variety of hardcore situations. With HD videos and twice-weekly updates, Open Life shows ample promise and although it's a little on the small side at the moment, the future looks very bright indeed. (And that's not just the HD vids talking.)
The saying goes "Give a guy a bus ticket and he'll get where he's going; give a guy a bus and, assuming he's both gay and sexually perverse, with a fondness for straight guys, he'll turn it into the Bait Bus." Ok, so I made up that particular pearl of wisdom, but Bait Bus is very much a real thing and you can vicariously ride it with the owners and (usually) Alexis Fawx. What's a women doing on a homosexual hardcore site, you ask? Why, she's there to lure in the straighties, seduce them pantsless, and do anything she can to convince these blindfolded pussy-fiends that it's her finely formed mouth wrapped around their throbbing member, not that of an anonymous and previously hidden man. If anyone told me I'd be fucking Alexis Fawx then substituted her for some guy, I'd be as livid as Bait Bus's hetero riders tend to be when they find out they just spunked on the face of someone named "Bud" and not a busty, lusty, better make that super-busty pornstar babe. Boom, chud, you got sperma-served!
As soon as you start playing a scene from In the VIP you'll likely be able to think of nothing else but being there behind the ropes, on your own private dancefloor away from the riff-raff, slipping your hand up the skirt of a drunken flirt while her girlfriend reaches into your jeans and your buddy sits in the corner, some other panty-less girl grinding into his lap. The nightclub shenanigans depicted on this Reality Kings site involve gangs of horny drunk girls and a handful of eager fellas getting their freak on in delightfully lascivious fashion. With a solid archive, HD videos, and network access all available in the standard members package, In the VIP makes almost every real life nightclub experience look like a damn bore.
Into the darkened booths of a Phoenix adult video store we go with Glory Hole Swallow with cum-hungry women in tow and only one thing on the agenda: to suck the dick of every horny guy who puts his pecker through that well-worn hole in the wall and, gulp, swallow each load! Glory Hole Swallow doesn't mess around with many pleasantries or formalities and simply thrusts its cum-sluts into the spurt-light so they can satisfy their craving for cum. Wanna watch it all go down in (surprisingly) brilliant HD? Glory Hole Swallow is open for business.
Instead of throwing away tens of thousands of dollars on an education that, in reality, is bound to be less worthwhile than gainful employment, why not try using College Rules to fulfill your fantasies of dorm-room sex with coed cuties and beer-chugging competitions that always end in nudity and fondling? College Rules plies its students with liquor and starts the camera rolling, capturing the most sordid scenes of college life ever recorded. College Rules is the biggest, boldest, ballsiest student party you've ever seen.
Short of heading back to college, taking over a frat-house Old School-style, and finding yourself a gang of sexy young pledges to boss around, strip down, and toy with 'til you just can't toy no more, Haze Him is about as close as you're going to get to living out your dominant older frat-brother fantasies. With close to 100 scenes already online and serving up anywhere from three to three-dozen tight, toned young bodies and putting them through the ringer, Haze Him is the college fraternity of your wildest, raunchiest wet dreams.
Pornstars can be great to watch, sure, but it always seems a little odd that they can turn up for work not knowing whose ejaculate they'll be ingesting that day, how many guys will be participating in a given gangbang, or even what network site they're shooting for. It all seems a little impersonal, don't ya think? Well, for those wishing porn would get a little more genuinely intimate, along comes Cash for Sex Tape. Offering real-life amateur couples, mostly European, a decent sum of money to shoot and submit seven hours of footage that shows their lives together, in bed and out, the team behind this highly original take on amateur porn have combined romance, reality, and adventurous hardcore fucking and turned it into a unique adult website experience that is no doubt a lot more interesting than most people's lives. (It's certainly more interesting than mine, he said as he moved his cursor to Spelling and Grammar Check and patted himself on the back for another review job well done, coffee bubbling in the pot in the background.)
The rambunctious gang of misfits known as Reality Gang have been pounding out hardcore porn scenes supposedly based in "reality" since 2006 and have, in that time, managed to launch three dozen websites of their very own. And in reality, it seems Reality Gang has sprouted more offspring than it can really care for. There are, after all, a number of sites on this network that haven't been updated in months, if not years. Does this mean the whole network stinks to high heaven and should be disposed of immediately? Shit, no, brother. It just means you'll have to closely examine the details of this Mr. Pink's review before mindlessly dropping an Andrew Jackson on this sumbitch, that's all. Good thing Mr. Pink has your back, bro, 'cause we wouldn't want you making a mistake with your boner already in hand, would we?
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