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  • Pin-Up Wow

    Price: $24.95/Month $49.95/90 Days

    Contemporary porn seems to be all about anal gaping, vaginal fisting, choking on cocks, and slapping each other around mid-coitus. What happened to the good old days of Billy Wilder movies and war bonds and Betty Grable's sumptuous figure plastered on the side of a fighter jet? Cease your endless searching, soldiers, 'cause Mr. Pink has found a site for tired eyes. Pin-Up Wow takes sweet and innocent British women and turns them into coyly seductive, naively sensual paragons of the retro pin-up style. Clearly a site for gentleman and sophisticates, Pin-Up Wow is a visual treat that truly spans the decades.

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  • Vintage Classic Porn

    Price: $27.73/Month

    Calling itself “the secret hiding place of granddad’s secret pictures and movies”, Vintage Classic Porn shows you what folks used to beat off to before the existence of downloads, streaming sites, and slutty Twitpics from tattooed, bleached-blonde, artificially enhanced pornstars. The women shown in Vintage Classic Porn’s movies and videos from the 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, an 80s range from retiring mademoiselles to confident, empowered women and the content mixes great retro softcore with exciting hardcore that proves that, yes, porn was somehow sexier without all the gloss and sheen of contemporary productions.

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  • Page 3 Classics

    Price: $9.99/1 Week $20.95/Month

    Back in the late-60s, Rupert Murdoch was just hitting his stride as one of the world's most powerful media tycoons when he bought British newspaper The Sun. Relaunching it as tabloid and throwing a barely-clothed model on the third page. Editor Larry Lamb celebrated The Sun's first anniversary with a page three girl in her birthday suit. A classic of British erotica was born that day and Page 3 Classics continues this work to this day with an online archive of the best and boldest sexy, topless, and nude models of our recently published past that's as titillating as it was when first seen in black-and-white all those years ago.

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  • Hot Gay Classics

    Price: $24.95/Month

    Today’s pornography often seems far too artificial to incite any genuine physical and psychosexual reaction in its audience. Pristinely pruned bodies showing no hair, sets cleaner than the dentists office, sex that’s good for display purposes only…that’s not porn. Mustachioed men with hairy chests and hairier balls fucking each other’s brains out – now that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout! Hot Gay Classics has reached back into an A/V time machine and pulled some of the best gay porn movies of all time (OF ALL TIME) out of the closet and onto your computer screen. Great job, fellas!

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  • Mature Retro

    Price: €39.85/Month $51.65/Month

    The current socially acceptance of MILFs and cougars might lead many young men to believe that older women, much like older men, were always accepted and admired for their youthful sexual enterprises. In days gone by, however, that was most certainly not the case. Mature Retro is a site that gathers and displays hardcore adult entertainment of yesteryear that focuses on women of advanced age getting what they secretly desire most out of life: a good, hard schtupping! With 150 scenes already online and more on the way, and with strong connections to the Mature Mega Pass network, Mature Retro could very well be the elusive holy grail of finely aged MILF and GILF smut. (From the looks of things, though, I kinda doubt that's the case.)

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  • Herzog Videos

    Price: $14.95/Month

    Focusing entirely on a sorely neglected niche, what it dubs "Heidi porn," Herzog Videos has for some forty years been producing Bavarian-themed hardcore movies that see blonde milk maids and mustachioed guys in lederhosen getting freaky on a mountainside, decadent mid-19th Century orgies, and even Count Dracula sinking his teeth into some Germany babes, among other things. As vintage as vintage gets, these 70s and 80s movies might look a little worse for wear, but they're anything but commonplace and a true rarity worth checking out.

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  • Hall of Fame Porn

    Price: $9/2 Days $29/Month

    When you find yourself becoming bored with today's triple-penetration, super-hardcore, spitting-slapping-choking porn, there's always the hits of the past. Turning back to the '60s, '70s, and '80s - with maybe a little '90s thrown in for good measure - is Hall of Fame Porn, a site from Emotion Porn Network that operates under a fairly simple premise: vote for your porno idols of yesteryear and we'll put 'em on online! Want more a supercock John Holmes? Christy Canyon's absorbing rack get you off? Get into Hall of Fame Porn and vote with your pecker!

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  • Retro Raw

    Price: $27.63/Month

    Looking at porn in 2011, you might be dismayed by the abundance of over-inflated breasts, arrogant jizz-spurting jocks, and a rather noticeable lack of true sensuality. Why not head back to a time when hardcore adult movies were less about cramming something as huge as possible into the tightest hole available and more about putting a man and a woman, both sexy and eager to please, into a scene together and watching the sparks fly. Retro Raw hosts a great collection of vintage smut starring some of the sexiest men and women to ever grace the small (or large) screen. This is one hardcore porn site that knows that the 70's simply can’t be beat!

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