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In the years since it began back in 1971, Falcon Studios has gone from the brash young upstart of gay porn to arguably the most influential and exciting all-male adult studio on Earth. The company's official online viewing site offers content from the catalogs of its own various sub-labels (Falcon Edge and Falcon International for starters) as well as from associates Jocks Studios, Guys Like Us, and Mustang Studios, presented in High Definition and updated three times each week. What's not to love about Falcon Studios, really? (How about streaming-only videos?)
Vivid Video started in 1984 and has, since then, ruled the proverbial porno roost. Not only is Vivid home to the biggest and boldest pornstars to ever grace the small screen (think Janine Lindemulder, Jenna Jameson, and more!) but it also hosts celebrity sex tapes, awesome porn parodies, amateur swingers epics, and much, much more. Can one of the most trusted names in porn still live up to its huge reputation or has Vivid's moment at the top been and gone? Mr. Pink aims to find out!
Herzog Videos collects the best erotic works of legendary auteur of the New German Cinema, Werner Herzog, director of such classics as Fitzcarraldo, Rescue Dawn, and Cobra Verde turned his hand to porno after the 1991 death of actor Klaus Kinski left him unable to produce dramatic fiction or documentary films. Not that Herzog? Wait… what the fuck is "Heidi porn" and why am I being aroused by women in pinafores? Why are goat herders getting blowjobs in the shade of a snow-capped mountain peak? What is Herzog Videos and what has it done with my reindeer?!
Male Pay Per View is, well… it's a male-oriented pay-per-view video site, obviously. Unlike most PPV services marketed to men, however, this one is almost entirely devoid of World Cup qualifiers and heavyweight title bouts. Male Pay Per View is instead a haven for those with a craving for hardcore man-on-man action in its most decadent forms. With HD videos, a Roku channel, and one big-ass archive of licensed gay hardcore movies, Male Pay Per View is a thrilling (if potentially budget-destroying) service.
These days, the only reason to patronize an adult cinema is essentially to join in a circle jerk (albeit a very loose, somewhat discreet one), what with sites like AEBN offering pay-per-minute, temporary and permanent rental streams, and download-to-own options for porn fans around the world. All you need is an Internet connection, a credit card, and the will to enjoy some of the finest contemporary and vintage adult entertainment from the comfort of your own home. Hell, you can even throw this smut on you HD TV! Who says cinema isn't a dying medium?
Calling itself “the secret hiding place of granddad’s secret pictures and movies”, Vintage Classic Porn shows you what folks used to beat off to before the existence of downloads, streaming sites, and slutty Twitpics from tattooed, bleached-blonde, artificially enhanced pornstars. The women shown in Vintage Classic Porn’s movies and videos from the 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, an 80s range from retiring mademoiselles to confident, empowered women and the content mixes great retro softcore with exciting hardcore that proves that, yes, porn was somehow sexier without all the gloss and sheen of contemporary productions.