Focusing entirely on a sorely neglected niche, what it dubs "Heidi porn," Herzog Videos has for some forty years been producing Bavarian-themed hardcore movies that see blonde milk maids and mustachioed guys in lederhosen getting freaky on a mountainside, decadent mid-19th Century orgies, and even Count Dracula sinking his teeth into some Germany babes, among other things. As vintage as vintage gets, these 70s and 80s movies might look a little worse for wear, but they're anything but commonplace and a true rarity worth checking out.
When you find yourself becoming bored with today's triple-penetration, super-hardcore, spitting-slapping-choking porn, there's always the hits of the past. Turning back to the '60s, '70s, and '80s - with maybe a little '90s thrown in for good measure - is Hall of Fame Porn, a site from Emotion Porn Network that operates under a fairly simple premise: vote for your porno idols of yesteryear and we'll put 'em on online! Want more a supercock John Holmes? Christy Canyon's absorbing rack get you off? Get into Hall of Fame Porn and vote with your pecker!
BDSMJP (Bondage Domination Sado-Masochism JaPan) is, as its name suggests, a site devoted entirely to the presentation of the most extreme acts of discipline, submission, and power-transference Japanese sexuality offers. Promising a large collection of exclusive JPorn in HD video formats, a BDSMJP membership, although quite expensive at $34.95 a month, sure sounds like many porn fans’ idea of heaven. Inside, though, it’s quite a different story.
Expectations are, well, lukewarm for Teen Pink Videos as I enter my log-in details and hit the update page for the first time in what seems like (and probably is) years. What, updates have stalled? What's going on here? Must I inform my loyal readers that Teen Pink Videos is deader than Sid Vicious and Nancy Spudgen combined? Sorry, folks, but it looks that way. For more information on what exactly happened to Teen Pink Videos and what anyone signing up now is getting for their money, read on!
Looking at porn in 2011, you might be dismayed by the abundance of over-inflated breasts, arrogant jizz-spurting jocks, and a rather noticeable lack of true sensuality. Why not head back to a time when hardcore adult movies were less about cramming something as huge as possible into the tightest hole available and more about putting a man and a woman, both sexy and eager to please, into a scene together and watching the sparks fly. Retro Raw hosts a great collection of vintage smut starring some of the sexiest men and women to ever grace the small (or large) screen. This is one hardcore porn site that knows that the 70's simply can’t be beat!