He's the Cumshot Legend and the man with near perfect penile aim. He's Peter North and he's out to splash his heavy-duty loads on the faces of porn's hungriest cum-dumpsters. Judging from the current state of Club Peter North, the notorious Canadian ejaculation machine seems content to rest on his past accolades. Unfortunately, in the current pornographic climate, such stasis means certain death. Can Club Peter North still offer the premium North experience it once was heralded for? Read on, fellows, and find out every last juicy drop of information carefully researched and considered by yours truly, Mr. Pink!
You've got a hard drive loaded with your favorite porn clips, galleries, and full-length features, but what about Dirty Hard Drive, a six-site network filled with scintillating smut from the likes of Katie Kox, Sophie Dee, and Kiera King? Having been pumping out the porn for about three years, Dirty Hard Drive should now be hitting its stride, solidifying its place in the online porn market. Then again, maybe it is faltering and falling further behind the competition with update-less periods and non-HD videos causing discontent among members. You know all about your dirty hard drive already, so why not let Mr. Pink tell you all about this Dirty Hard Drive?
Once I realized a golden shower didn't involve party lights, body glitter, and a naked-body-filled roman bathhouse, I knew it wasn't exactly for me. Urination porn does have a pretty large audience, though, and Got2Pee aims to grab that audience by the balls and never let go. Home to more than two hundred quick 'n' nasty clips of women urgently pissing in public, Got2Pee should keep all you watersports enthusiasts busy for a while. Just remember to clean up, ok?
Herzog Videos collects the best erotic works of legendary auteur of the New German Cinema, Werner Herzog, director of such classics as Fitzcarraldo, Rescue Dawn, and Cobra Verde turned his hand to porno after the 1991 death of actor Klaus Kinski left him unable to produce dramatic fiction or documentary films. Not that Herzog? Wait… what the fuck is "Heidi porn" and why am I being aroused by women in pinafores? Why are goat herders getting blowjobs in the shade of a snow-capped mountain peak? What is Herzog Videos and what has it done with my reindeer?!
Everyone (or almost everyone) masturbates, so what's the big fucking deal? It won't send you blind and it won't grow hair on your palms. What it will do, however, is put you in more intimate conversation with your true sexuality. For the young women featured on Mofos' self-pleasuring website, She's a Freak, masturbation brought out their most adventurous and outlandish desires. Showing everything from in-shower clit-rubbing to bottle-fucking, anal self-fisting, and even some hardcore sapphic sex, She's a Freak proves that men aren't the only total deviants out there.
At Teeny Black, Team Skeet's sole website with an African American focus, you'll find a dozen gorgeous young black girls getting their start in porn. Seducing you and their onscreen partners into fairly simplistic but passionate and powerful sex scenes, the girls look stunning in 1080p High Definition video formats. But with so few updates currently available, just how can Teeny Black hope to keep you coming back for more and more and more?
European teen porn sites are more common these days than goatees in the 90s, so what separates X-Angels from the rest besides allusions to heavenly realms filled with nubile fuck-bunnies as pretty as these? X-Angels shows the various sexual exploits of sexy Euro gals and their boyfriends and girlfriends (sometimes both in the same scene). While this site is far, far from perfect, it's also attached to a gigantic European porn network and has over 100 scenes of erotic carnal thrills in High Definition.
Interactive DVDs, choose-your-own-adventure sites, and masturbation sleeves molded on pornstar pussies all tried to give you, the porn fan, exactly what you want: mastery of your sexual impulses and the acts and women that satisfy them. DollHouse Films might have a title that suggests it's your own personal porno playground, but in fact it's a darkly seductive semi-hardcore site that sees gorgeous babes of the adult world donning heavy black eye makeup, clamping and chaining their nipples together, and staring into the darkest recesses of your sexual imagination. What a delight!