When you're a dude in porn, your work day can seem like a real trial. Then you glance down as you're about to blow and see two gorgeous women nudging and jostling each other to get the in the position most likely to result in their faces being drenched in your pent-up jizzbomb and, much like Ice Cube, you think "This was a good day!" That's what must happen to every guy to star in a 2 Chicks 1 Dick scene. Co-starring with porn's sluttiest femmes in scorching threesome scenes in which the lucky dude is always outnumbered 2:1, these guys are living the dream and inviting you to enjoy as best you can from your comfy, cosy office chair, fold-out sofa-bed, or padded toilet seat. Are you, dear reader, so enamored with the idea of watching some dude get blown, ridden, and erupted by two smoking hot porn babes? Yeah? Well, you might wanna do it elsewhere if you want consistency, quality, and, oh I don't know, new scenes once in a while. 2 Chicks 1 Dick doesn't really go for that sort of thing anymore, I'm afraid.
The horny hoochie mamas seen on MILFs Gone Anal aren't your average middle-aged sluts - especially since most of them aren't middle-aged at all; they're such rampant anal whores they're letting guys pound their buttholes without even learning their names first! Your friend's hot mom or your dad's hot girlfriend or whoever you've been discreetly ogling despite a significant age gap can't hold a lubed-up candle to these pornstar babes, that's for sure. Getting inside MILFs Gone Anal might be setting oneself up for something of a disappointment, but since it also acts as a gateway to the large and continually expanding Pink Visual Pass network, it's not at all the lost cause it can sometimes appear to be. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, MILFs Gone Anal.
Mandy Bright is a kinky woman and here on her appropriately titled 21Sextreme site, Mandy is Kinky, she dons a plethora of costumes, uses a wide variety of toys, and fucks both men and women with vim, vigor, and, on occasion, viciousness. Unfortunately, Mandy is Kinky hasn't seen any action in a number of years and now just sits there looking, well, rather worse for wear. Will Mandy return, and if so, will she be anywhere near as kinky as she once was? Mr. Pink aims to find out.
Should you find yourself in the company of a sweet young shemale, you might feel extremely lucky and blessed to have the carnal possibilities transsexualism provides so near within your reach. At Lucky Ladyboy, though, you're not the fortunate one. The titular ladyboys line up to get railed by rock-hard, virile young bucks who've a penchant for plugging ass and giving their newfound dick-equipped partners a soft 'n' tender reach-around. Lucky Ladyboy has problems, yes, but it's not all miserable dead-ends here, and that's a Pinky promise.
Taking a girl out to dinner before taking her home for "coffee" is the oldest trick in the pick-up playbook, but what does a gourmand playboy do when faced with a girl whose appetite for both food and sex is so large it's a little scary? If you ever find yourself in such a situation, you can always turn to Feed Her Fuck Her for advice. A site built around the combination of BBW models, hardcore sex, and food fetishism, Feed Her Fuck Her is as original as it is frustrating. With just fifteen scenes in its archive, scenes that are recycled as "new" updates, there's less of interest here than at your local Souplantation, where you can at least get your girl in free with a coupon.
Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!
Hentai seems to be increasing in popularity all over the world with every passing day. Here in the USA, it is often one of the main reasons for attending Otaku conventions; well, that and all the hot cosplayers. With well over a thousand scenes online, HD Hentai Tube promises to fulfill your every animated porn need. Unfortunately, with censored, low quality videos, no update information, and a weak navigation system, HD Hentai Tube largely fails to make a good impression and will probably be of interest only to those with an utterly insatiable appetite for watching cartoon chicks get viciously plugged by space monsters, battleship captains, teachers, strange white-eyed men, and whatever else the creators of this extremely weird smut have thought up. Everyone else, just walk on by.
High quality bisexual porn is the unicorn of the adult industry: precious, rare, and widely believed to be a myth. How then does one explain BiSex Digital, a site that attempts to destroy your preconceived notions of homosexual and heterosexual hardcore by throwing men and women together and letting anyone fuck anyone else regardless of gender? Oh, BiSex Digital isn't a high quality site at all? It's not even updating its lackluster video collection and hasn't more than once scene uploaded in three fucking years? Unicorn, it is.
Porn can get fairly boring if you watch it every day, like I do. Hot women are still hot and well-endowed men are still well-endowed, but after repeated viewings, something really seems to lessen that excitement you used to get from watching a great anal scene. Hentai - a Japanese form of surrealistic animated pornography - is here to save you! With a fairly small archive of non-exclusive content, Total Hentai is far from the ultimate US-run hentai website (as it claims on the tour page), but there’s bound to be something you get out of a visit, even if it’s just a new appreciation for tentacle porn.
You've seen plenty of porno superstars wrap their lips around a thick shaft and virtually impale themselves with impressive deepthroating skills, but amateurs are rarely able to keep up with women trained and experienced in the art of deep oral penile acceptance. Amateur Throats hopes to remedy that by showing genuine amateur sluts gagging, choking, and generally struggling to tickle their tonsils. While the scenes themselves aren't a total waste of time, Amateur Throats, with a puny archive, no recent updates, and questionably "HD" videos, pretty much is.
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