Focusing entirely on a sorely neglected niche, what it dubs "Heidi porn," Herzog Videos has for some forty years been producing Bavarian-themed hardcore movies that see blonde milk maids and mustachioed guys in lederhosen getting freaky on a mountainside, decadent mid-19th Century orgies, and even Count Dracula sinking his teeth into some Germany babes, among other things. As vintage as vintage gets, these 70s and 80s movies might look a little worse for wear, but they're anything but commonplace and a true rarity worth checking out.
Mandy Bright is a kinky woman and here on her appropriately titled 21Sextreme site, Mandy is Kinky, she dons a plethora of costumes, uses a wide variety of toys, and fucks both men and women with vim, vigor, and, on occasion, viciousness. Unfortunately, Mandy is Kinky hasn't seen any action in a number of years and now just sits there looking, well, rather worse for wear. Will Mandy return, and if so, will she be anywhere near as kinky as she once was? Mr. Pink aims to find out.
Should you find yourself in the company of a sweet young shemale, you might feel extremely lucky and blessed to have the carnal possibilities transsexualism provides so near within your reach. At Lucky Ladyboy, though, you're not the fortunate one. The titular ladyboys line up to get railed by rock-hard, virile young bucks who've a penchant for plugging ass and giving their newfound dick-equipped partners a soft 'n' tender reach-around. Lucky Ladyboy has problems, yes, but it's not all miserable dead-ends here, and that's a Pinky promise.
Taking a girl out to dinner before taking her home for "coffee" is the oldest trick in the pick-up playbook, but what does a gourmand playboy do when faced with a girl whose appetite for both food and sex is so large it's a little scary? If you ever find yourself in such a situation, you can always turn to Feed Her Fuck Her for advice. A site built around the combination of BBW models, hardcore sex, and food fetishism, Feed Her Fuck Her is as original as it is frustrating. With just fifteen scenes in its archive, scenes that are recycled as "new" updates, there's less of interest here than at your local Souplantation, where you can at least get your girl in free with a coupon.
Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!
Hentai seems to be increasing in popularity all over the world with every passing day. Here in the USA, it is often one of the main reasons for attending Otaku conventions; well, that and all the hot cosplayers. With well over a thousand scenes online, HD Hentai Tube promises to fulfill your every animated porn need. Unfortunately, with censored, low quality videos, no update information, and a weak navigation system, HD Hentai Tube largely fails to make a good impression and will probably be of interest only to those with an utterly insatiable appetite for watching cartoon chicks get viciously plugged by space monsters, battleship captains, teachers, strange white-eyed men, and whatever else the creators of this extremely weird smut have thought up. Everyone else, just walk on by.
Porn can get fairly boring if you watch it every day, like I do. Hot women are still hot and well-endowed men are still well-endowed, but after repeated viewings, something really seems to lessen that excitement you used to get from watching a great anal scene. Hentai - a Japanese form of surrealistic animated pornography - is here to save you! With a fairly small archive of non-exclusive content, Total Hentai is far from the ultimate US-run hentai website (as it claims on the tour page), but there’s bound to be something you get out of a visit, even if it’s just a new appreciation for tentacle porn.
Born of Native American heritage but looking every bit the busty blonde pornstar-next-door, Abbey Brooks and her official website now vie directly for your attention. A stagnant update schedule, low content count, low-res videos, and very little male-female hardcore does not a great porn site make, however, and Abbey's official online home is frustrating and disappointing.