For better or worse, I've never had an employer request sexual services of me. Perhaps you have and perhaps you're rightfully insulted, outraged, and embittered by the experience. If you fancied your boss, though, things might've been more like Fuck or Fired - except, you know, with roles reversed. Fuck or Fired sees the head honcho of a Czech telecommunications company coax his foxy female employees, both current and potentially future, into proving their devotion to the company sexually. From sensual massages to messy anal sex, Fuck or Fired is office hardcore done (mostly) right.
Sweet-tasting treats and sexually desirable women have been occupying the same linguistic arena for decades. Candy Girl Pass manages to push this tongue-tingling comparison as far as it can go in a softcore porn environment. Hosting 20 websites devoted to Euro models posing in barely-there outfits, giving you sultry looks and come hither gestures, and even pleasuring themselves when the mood strikes. Candy Girl Pass doesn't seem to be on the cutting edge of porno technology, nor does it seem to host recently-shot content, but being "in the now" or "of the moment" isn't always the best (and sexiest) way to be. Where does that leave Candy Girl Pass, you ask? Mr. Pink's is here to reveal all!
How many times have you seen a friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook and thought, "Blimey, she's a looker! Bet she's a knockout in her birthday suit! What I wouldn't give…" While you won't find any familiar faces of social network acquaintances here at Daphoz, you will find housewives and homely girls given complete erotic makeovers and turned into glamorous adult models. (Or were they already adult models pretending to be housewives? I'm confused.) Whatever the reality of the Daphoz situation might be, one thing's for sure: the women of Daphoz sure are hard to stop gawking at.
Brazzers this year celebrates a decade of being at the forefront of the pornography business. That's ten years of arousing folks the world over, ten years of shooting the most decadent porn ever shot on US soil, and ten years of hiring only the brightest and boldest pornstars to screw their brains out on camera. Perhaps for you, the casual visitor, nothing much has changed since you first examined the Brazzers tour pages with a magnifying glass and gym sock, but those of us who share a deep, intimate, professional connection to the Brazzers empire knows that this network is constantly evolving to bring you what it claims is the world's best porn.
If the names Priya Rai, Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, and Veronica Avluv mean nothing to you, move along. If, however, simply reading those adopted noms de porn made you quiver with desire, MILFs Like it Big is clearly a site for you. One of two Brazzers sites devoted entirely to mature pornstars, MILFs Like it Big captures the industry's most irrepressible performers giving themselves over to the biggest, boldest cocks ZZ has access to. The results, needless to say, are pussy-stretching, mind-blowing, trouser-tightening fucking fun!
After proving without a doubt that pornstars, 18-24 year olds, and MILFs all "like it big," Brazzers set out to prove that the well-packed rear-ends of pornstars like Jynx Maze and Mischa Brooks also preferred, if not demanded, a penis much larger than most. Big Butts Like it Big is an anal-heavy hardcore site celebrating big-assed pornstars and the thrilling sex they and their asses find themselves having once the HD Brazzers cameras start rolling. Like most Brazzers sites, Big Butts Like it Big is a very professional creation intended to leave you unable to even think about another adult site. With bells and whistles and ass-tastic pornstar talent galore, Big Butts Like it Big is, well, fucking awesome.
Brick Yates. (No, I don't know what Brick Yates means either. Is it the name of the guy running this military-themed, heavily-uniformed amateur porn site? Let's just assume that's right and go with it, ok?) He's been shooting smutty movies that could not only land our brave fighting forces in a bit of hot water, individually speaking, but could compromise America's war on evil jerks worldwide. If it gets out that there's a glory hole at the base, every cum-hungry female enlistee will be lining up to suck seamen dry! What if our uniformed boys realize how awesomely slutty some of their fellow (female) soldiers are and shirk off their combat responsibilities to get some tail? The security of our nation and, indeed, our very way of life is under threat and it's no thanks to you, Brick Yates, you mighty adventurous amateur pornographer, you.
Eternal Desire can take your life in unexpected directions, not all of them positive or remotely sexy. For photography enthusiast Arkisi, though, his fondness for shooting pics of captivating women posed in the nude has brought him success, security, respect, and a legion of fans around the world who'll now be pleased to find Arkisi online with his very own Met Art website. Eternal Desire may not be home to cutting edge porn or ground-breaking erotica, but it's a solid effort all the same.