You've been called a "motherfucker" and maybe even tossed the same insult at someone else, but until you've seen the looks on the faces of the inhumanly lucky guys banging both titular women in each Moms Bang Teens scene, you really have no idea how flattering such a term can be. With cougars prowling their kitchens, young women and their boyfriends can't even cobble together a snack without being trained in the sexual arts by a woman almost twice their age. Good thing for us these older women are some of porn's finest MILFs, otherwise Moms Bang Teens could've been severely disappointing.
Instead of keeping your head down and spending your remaining college days studying for a degree that won't get you anywhere but immersed in debt, why not salvage your time at school and do something useful. Like fuck on a stack of air mattresses covered in oil. While another girl sits on your face. And wears a donkey mask. While your friends record the whole thing on video, intending to share it with the world via college-themed party-porn site, Dare Dorm. Well, why not? After all, a libido and sense of adventure is a terrible thing to waste.
Need to get revenge on an ex who wronged you, made you feel feelings you still don't understand, left you a whimpering mess on your brother's sofa for a few months, and want to get your revenge in a most lucrative fashion? GF Revenge understands your pain and wants to help heal your emotional wounds - and it'll pay you for the privilege! Hosting an assortment of nearly 300 videos allegedly submitted by jilted dudes, videos showing them and their ladies (and sometimes other special friends) indulging in some wild (and assumedly private) rutting, GF Revenge is a rootin', tootin', humilatin' good time for all!
Net Video Girls is a site all wannabe models should know. After all, it lures them in with an audition notice "for a calendar" then proceeds to convince and coerce them into ditching their duds, dropping to their knees, and performing at least one, possibly multiple sexual acts worth shooting. Amateur to the (often ugly) bone, Net Video Girls is a wild and adventurous amateur hardcore endeavor from a guy who, although eclipsed by some imitators, is one of the true innovators of online porn.
Bizarix is a German fetish video site promising homemade kinkiness of an extreme nature. The performing "fetish dolls" and their male cohorts conjure up some rather bizarre activities to while away the rainy days and to ensure you'll never look at saran wrap the same way again. But, with only 46 scenes available and no photo content to call its own, Bizarix isn't quite as impressive as it hopes to be.
The fact that Hustler Parodies exists is hardly surprising; the fact that it is widely regarded as the best in its field, even less so. Hustler has long proved itself an invaluable asset to the adult industry and, yes, the Average American who not only benefits from the devotion of Hustler to freedom of speech but tacitly endorses the subject of its Hustler Parodies films themselves. Ripping into and riffing on your favorite TV shows, movies, and pop culture icons, and starring a wide variety of porn's hottest (and, surprisingly, most theatrically adept) women (and men), Hustler Parodies is your new favorite hilarity-inducing porn adventure.
Focusing entirely on a sorely neglected niche, what it dubs "Heidi porn," Herzog Videos has for some forty years been producing Bavarian-themed hardcore movies that see blonde milk maids and mustachioed guys in lederhosen getting freaky on a mountainside, decadent mid-19th Century orgies, and even Count Dracula sinking his teeth into some Germany babes, among other things. As vintage as vintage gets, these 70s and 80s movies might look a little worse for wear, but they're anything but commonplace and a true rarity worth checking out.
You might fancy yourself a Peter North-in-training or the greatest gift to women's skin care since Proactive, but unless you splash your seed across the face of another Czech girl every week, you've got nothing on the guy behind Only Facials. Devoted entirely to the creamy deposit tossed facewards after a vigorous fuck session, Only Facials might not actually host facials and nothing else, but it does manage to make a very strong case for face-blasting jizzbombs being the sole focus of your sexual intent.