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Women are curious creatures. Sliding more readily along the Kinsey scale, allowing for sexual attraction and interaction with both men and women, it is said that most women are bisexual, just to varying degrees. As far as the women of Females on Shemales are concerned, well, quite frankly, I'm throwing out the book on sexual classifications, guys. Pornstar women sucking and fucking former male, now female transsexuals who haven't yet completely joined the fairer sex (i.e.: they're pre- not post-op) - that's something you surely don't see everyday, not even on the World Wide Web of sexual debauchery. Stand up straight and pay attention, 'cause Females on Shemales has got something to say!
Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.
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