Back in the late-60s, Rupert Murdoch was just hitting his stride as one of the world's most powerful media tycoons when he bought British newspaper The Sun. Relaunching it as tabloid and throwing a barely-clothed model on the third page. Editor Larry Lamb celebrated The Sun's first anniversary with a page three girl in her birthday suit. A classic of British erotica was born that day and Page 3 Classics continues this work to this day with an online archive of the best and boldest sexy, topless, and nude models of our recently published past that's as titillating as it was when first seen in black-and-white all those years ago.
These days it seems every housewife with a dildo wants to make money shooting porn. We should be endlessly thankful that most housewives don't bother clogging up our already busy porn-viewing schedules with dull, lifeless rutting, and that we can count Housewife Kelly among the good ones. On her Housewife Kelly website that she runs with her husband, Shawn, this curvaceous green-eyed gives her fans incredible photos and videos that prove what a wanton superslut she really is.
Short of throwing on some bright lipstick, slipping into thigh-high black leather stiletto-heeled boots and swearing a tub of paraffin wax all over your body, you're not likely to be called Glam and Glossy anytime soon. If your interests lie with those women for whom supreme style and total fucking fashionability is a day-to-day existence, Glam and Glossy has something for you! Wait… this isn't Glam and Glossy but Glam and Glossy XXXtra? What's the XXXtra? Oh, the girls masturbate here? Awesome. Awesome to the max.
Most lesbians couldn't be less interested in fucking you, bro, but the lesbians of Sapphic Erotica aren't your average lesbians. They'll let you sit down, unzip, and quietly abuse yourself as they get down to business biting each others nipples, slipping two fingers inside, or grabbing a firm handful of ass. Delivered in 720p HD and in high-res photos loaded with detail, Sapphic Erotica is a lesbian-lover's dream come true. Or, at least, it could be.
According to all religions that celebrate them, angels come in many forms. Gussied up in skin-tight latex, asshole gaping for an internal view, speculum at the ready, and suspended from the rafters by elaborate bondage restraints, the titular star of Latex Angel proves that she's a one-woman sexual neutron bomb set to explode all over her fella's dick, a gigantic strap-on, her own fist or two of something else's, and even a wine bottle. Don't worry. It's safe. It's consensual. It's all in the name of good fun!
Celebrity and sophistication and glitz and gossip isn't usually what comes to mind when one thinks of flowers, but Glamour Flower seems to think they make comfortable bed fellows. (Or, more accurately, bed fillies.) Shooting a bevy of Europe's most appealing women but first dressing them in seductive lingerie and skin-tight hosiery that only increases their attraction, Glamour Flower is, like so many other sites on the 'net, focused on women looking pretty. What's so exceptional about that?
"Aruba. Jamaica. Ooh, I wanna take ya. Bermuda. Bahama. Come on, pretty mama. Key Largo. Montego. Baby, why don't we go down to… somewhere more secluded? After all, the women of Tropical Babes XXXtra show no reluctance getting naked in the sunny, sandy, surfy outdoors, showing off their naturally stunning bodies alongside equally impressive vistas usually seen on postcards, so why should you? Baby? I didn't mean to imply that you're easy or anything, just that some women like sunning their whole bodies when laying out on vacation. I thought you might too, that's all. Forget it." Tropical Babes XXXtra, saving lust-less vacations since January 2014.
Rosebud. Rosebud. Charles Foster Kane's enigmatic final words might've held the newspaper magnate's bottomless well of secrets (one reporter was convinced as such) but in fact referred to a lost emblem innocence: a small wooden sled of the same wintery name. Rosebud Nudes doesn't concern itself with gold mines, oil wells, shipping or real estate, instead focusing on depicting gorgeous American women as erotically as possible. Shying away from masturbation and totally eschewing both girl-on-girl action and the presence of men, Rosebud Nudes might be a little more sedate than what you're used to, but it could make a nice, calming change from week-in, week-out viewings of Brianna Lee's Red Hot Weenie Roast.