Sweet-tasting treats and sexually desirable women have been occupying the same linguistic arena for decades. Candy Girl Pass manages to push this tongue-tingling comparison as far as it can go in a softcore porn environment. Hosting 20 websites devoted to Euro models posing in barely-there outfits, giving you sultry looks and come hither gestures, and even pleasuring themselves when the mood strikes. Candy Girl Pass doesn't seem to be on the cutting edge of porno technology, nor does it seem to host recently-shot content, but being "in the now" or "of the moment" isn't always the best (and sexiest) way to be. Where does that leave Candy Girl Pass, you ask? Mr. Pink's is here to reveal all!
How many times have you seen a friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook and thought, "Blimey, she's a looker! Bet she's a knockout in her birthday suit! What I wouldn't give…" While you won't find any familiar faces of social network acquaintances here at Daphoz, you will find housewives and homely girls given complete erotic makeovers and turned into glamorous adult models. (Or were they already adult models pretending to be housewives? I'm confused.) Whatever the reality of the Daphoz situation might be, one thing's for sure: the women of Daphoz sure are hard to stop gawking at.
If the names Priya Rai, Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, and Veronica Avluv mean nothing to you, move along. If, however, simply reading those adopted noms de porn made you quiver with desire, MILFs Like it Big is clearly a site for you. One of two Brazzers sites devoted entirely to mature pornstars, MILFs Like it Big captures the industry's most irrepressible performers giving themselves over to the biggest, boldest cocks ZZ has access to. The results, needless to say, are pussy-stretching, mind-blowing, trouser-tightening fucking fun!
After proving without a doubt that pornstars, 18-24 year olds, and MILFs all "like it big," Brazzers set out to prove that the well-packed rear-ends of pornstars like Jynx Maze and Mischa Brooks also preferred, if not demanded, a penis much larger than most. Big Butts Like it Big is an anal-heavy hardcore site celebrating big-assed pornstars and the thrilling sex they and their asses find themselves having once the HD Brazzers cameras start rolling. Like most Brazzers sites, Big Butts Like it Big is a very professional creation intended to leave you unable to even think about another adult site. With bells and whistles and ass-tastic pornstar talent galore, Big Butts Like it Big is, well, fucking awesome.
Brick Yates. (No, I don't know what Brick Yates means either. Is it the name of the guy running this military-themed, heavily-uniformed amateur porn site? Let's just assume that's right and go with it, ok?) He's been shooting smutty movies that could not only land our brave fighting forces in a bit of hot water, individually speaking, but could compromise America's war on evil jerks worldwide. If it gets out that there's a glory hole at the base, every cum-hungry female enlistee will be lining up to suck seamen dry! What if our uniformed boys realize how awesomely slutty some of their fellow (female) soldiers are and shirk off their combat responsibilities to get some tail? The security of our nation and, indeed, our very way of life is under threat and it's no thanks to you, Brick Yates, you mighty adventurous amateur pornographer, you.
Brazzers has a habit of naming sites painfully obvious and literal things like Big Wet Butts, Big Tits in Uniform, and She's Gonna Squirt. The most obvious of all, though, is Pornstars Like it Big. A large site with more outstanding performances than most studios manage to shoot in their lifetime, Pornstars Like it Big matches Brazzers' biggest and stiffest dicks with the hungriest, horniest pornstars working today. Presented in Brazzers' signature HD video and including everything titty-fucking to anal-induced multi-squirting, the results, needless to say, are mind-blowing.
Milking Table doesn't involve lactation, milky insertions, or tabletop BBW fondling - it's a massage site with a unique twist. Part of the growing yet now former Nuru Network, Milking Table sees sexually troubled men seek the advice of a sex and massage therapist. She talks him through the process, rubs him down, then asks him to mount the gaping hole in her massage table, slipping his dick through the tabletop for a pseudo-anonymous handjob and blowjob session that'll ultimately leave him and you equally spent and satisfied.
Stunning 18 is a site showcasing beautiful Eurobabes posing in the nude. Directed and photographed by acclaimed erotic artist Antonio Clemens, Stunning 18 pays seductive tribute to women on the cusp of maturity and the peak of their erotic powers. Shot in what could be coined traditional Met Art style, does Stunning 18 ultimately suffer from a lack of originality or is it more of your favorite erotica? Find out within Mr. Pink's review of Stunning 18.