With a top-notch pornstar for an older sister, Brittany Preston could've taken her adult life in almost any direction and she wouldn't disappoint her parents as much as big sis, Tiffany. Strange, then, that Brittany decided to follow in her elder sibling's footsteps and make the leap into adult entertainment on her very own website Tiffany Preston's My Kinky Sister. It's not just the site that Brittany owes to Tiffany, either, but her entire success. God knows she didn't earn it through My Kinky Sister, which is not only hugely underdeveloped and mismanaged, but not really all that kinky, either. Siblings don't always make the best co-workers, true, but maybe there's more to Tiffany's influence on her lil' sister than first meets the eye. So come along as, in true Mr. Pink's fashion, we dive headfirst into Brittany's online home to find out once and for all what the fuck is up with My Kinky Sister!
Twenty-four year old Tiffany Preston isn't the biggest name in porn, but that certainly doesn't mean she's a woman to be ignored or discounted. One look at the tour pages of her official, self-titled website and you'll surely recognize that what you're dealing with here is a bona fide ass-tastic anal fiend with a penchant for thoroughly dirty sex. Consider yourself lucky that someone like this not only exists and fucks for a living, but is allowing you into her private online domain for a very reasonable sum.
Shooting your load on a pretty girl's face not getting you off? Is even shooting inside your gal-pal or fuckbuddy failing to make a memorable ejaculation? Perhaps Maiko Creampies can advise you on a supremely satisfying location to shoot your seed. Taking its cue from a combination of the radical, transgressive Japanese cinema of the 60s and Nippon's most famous sexual deviancy (bukkake), the makers of Maiko have come up with a radically novel concept: porn scenes that end not with dozens of guys spooging on a woman's face, but a single man cumming inside deep inside his partner's pussy. With a growing archive, HD videos, and dozens upon dozens of cute Japanese chicks getting creamy, Maiko Creampies is a must-see for anyone who prefers their Asian cunt-cake with a little extra icing.
So, you've Just Gone Gay. Now what? Hell, if you're in the same situation as most of the rest of the world, you probably wanna earn some money, right? In that case, you're much like the brand-new-homos of Just Gone Gay. They too dropped to their knees and made some quick cash shooting porn. Hosting an exclusive collection of homo-hardcore that'll have you tickling your taint and kneading your knob almost immediately upon entry, Just Gone Gay takes one devoted cock-gobbler and introduces him to a guy who has only just come to terms with his homosexuality, pushing them together for some frisky frolicking of the carnal kind.
Fort Lauderdale is one of those places most Mr. Pink's readers would have heard of, but never been to, am I right? Well, had you spent as much time in Fort Lauderdale as our friend, the owner and operator (and sometime faceless star) of Fort Lauderdale Babes, you too would not only be neck-deep in pussy, you'd be the driving force behind one of the most genuine amateur adult websites on the 'net. Finding slightly-above-average-looking girls on the streets and beaches of the titular town, our man brings them home for a bit of rumpy and leaves the camera on the while time, capturing every delicious DIY second for his devoted followers and soon-to-be-members. But doing all the work yourself always has its drawbacks, some of them are here so devastating that maybe a breath of fresh air is needed to bring some life to Fort Lauderdale Babes, if only to preserve a record of the hotties that once packed the infamous Elbo Room.
Usually the adult performer tasked with taking the lead and possessing the other is the guy with the biggest swinging dick. At Girls Hunting Girls, however, there are no dicks to be seen, leaving the women to decide for themselves whose muff they next want to nuzzle. With one or two foxy dames heading out to find an "amateur" hottie who's down for lesbo-sex, Girls Hunting Girls is ostensibly a reality-based lesbian hardcore site, but it's unlike any reality I've ever had the pleasure to be stuck in. Imagine a place where every woman was as sexually voracious as typical human men but only wanted to fuck the sweetest-tasting, freshest-smelling women in town. Wait, forget that. Don't imagine it. It exists. Girls Hunting Girls. Live your life and check it out.
Sitting at the mall you will at some point see an attractive woman unattractively chowing down on an oversized vege egg roll, a six-inch submarine sandwich, or an iced popsicle, and that might turn you on a little, sure, what with the obvious physical similarities these objects have to your own sexual organ. What will really get your juices flowing, though, is some wicked interracial hardcore. Starring men blessed with the biggest, blackest dongs in the US porn scene and women who might be regretting not dilating their vaginas before work, Eat My Black Meat should be making an undeniable impression on every racially-curious vicarious sex-fiend in a cozy office chair. Instead, however, it's probably just disappointing them.
When you're a dude in porn, your work day can seem like a real trial. Then you glance down as you're about to blow and see two gorgeous women nudging and jostling each other to get the in the position most likely to result in their faces being drenched in your pent-up jizzbomb and, much like Ice Cube, you think "This was a good day!" That's what must happen to every guy to star in a 2 Chicks 1 Dick scene. Co-starring with porn's sluttiest femmes in scorching threesome scenes in which the lucky dude is always outnumbered 2:1, these guys are living the dream and inviting you to enjoy as best you can from your comfy, cosy office chair, fold-out sofa-bed, or padded toilet seat. Are you, dear reader, so enamored with the idea of watching some dude get blown, ridden, and erupted by two smoking hot porn babes? Yeah? Well, you might wanna do it elsewhere if you want consistency, quality, and, oh I don't know, new scenes once in a while. 2 Chicks 1 Dick doesn't really go for that sort of thing anymore, I'm afraid.