Reviewing a site called Crygasm? See, this is why I love my job. I get to sit at my desk, listen to Korean disco music, watch, and then write about, pornstars masturbating to the point of inducing a good, solid crying session. I get to see Rachel Roxxx and Mason Moore well up and let loose a few choice streams of cheek-wetting tears, throwing their bad-ass-bitch facades out the window. A deep and penetrating look at the complex ties emotions have to the female sexual experience, Crygasm isn't something you'll want to see every day, but it is definitely something worth seeing.
A young European woman, only recently sexually active, enters the office of a respected, if sleazy, middle-aged gynecologist, sits herself in the stirrup chair and waits, naked as the day she was born, for the examination to begin. The doctor walks in, barely says a word, the lunges at her, speculum in one hand, large needle-less syringe of what looks like milk in the other. No, it's not another psycho-sexual mind-fuck from director David Cronenberg, it's Exclusive Club, a site devoted to gynecological exploration and the joys thereof. Hosting an exclusive collection of investigative smut, Exclusive Club brings you the chance to see these babes' vaginas in all their moistened, hairless, engorged glory as the doctor spreads their lips and has them open up and say "Oh!"
Everyone loves a sexy nurse packed into a tight white uniform with a bedside manner that could best be described as warmly accomodating, which is why the folks behind such vaginally-oriented pornsites as Kinky Gyno Clinic and Old Pussy Exam have come up with the perfect recipe for fulfilling all your hospital-set fantasies. Called Exposed Nurses, this site offers scintillating scenes that give you an inside look at an examination room where on- and off-shift nurses go to relieve the tensions of the job. Grabbing dildos and all kinds of medical instruments, they attack their cunts like antibiotics attack unwelcome bacterium, and you get to watch it all in High Definition. Tell me that doesn't sound like the greatest hospital stay of all time!
What's your secret? Like to put on a little makeup over your five-o-clock shadow for an evening of flirty fun? You've got nothing on the guys of Pantyhose Secret, they let their ladyfriends get them all gussied up in the finest brightly colored hosiery money can buy. Sure, they get to chow on some choice poontang and even get their dicks wet in more ways than one, but it's the pantyhose that really make this site what it is. Do not be afraid, dear reader, as Pantyhose Secret is not a cross-dressing site, it's merely a site that knows how to effectively make use of silky smooth hosiery before, during, and after sex, and that's quite a feat indeed!
An adult website can be strictly devoted to its professed niche, add content on a frequent basis, present videos and photos in high resolution formats, and feature some extremely potent explicit sexual content, but that doesn't always mean it's a winner! Mature NL, a hardcore MILF and GILF site from The Netherlands, unfortunately suffers from a number of setbacks that, although considerably minor, are made unavoidably disappointing by a lofty membership fee. While Mr. Pink can't quite tell what the future holds for Mature NL, the present seems pretty damn dim.
With well over a hundred websites online, each one offering photos and videos showing just how salaciously slutty the everyday women of America and Europe can be with a camera trained on them, TAC Amateurs Network is a monstrously large endeavor, and one that will no doubt attract plenty of eager amateur smut fans to its tour and sign-up pages. Will these salivating beat-off-addicts head inside or click a few buttons and leave for greener pastures? Well, that, dear reader, depends on what Mr. Pink uncovers inside what could either be the worlds greatest amateur porn network or a complete and utter debacle. Read on and know all!
Porn may be pretty serious business for some - working out your sexual frustrations and finding your true sexual identity usually is - but that ever-present force for pornographic good, the Reality Kings network, seeks to spice things up a bit, to make a lil' noisy noise. The premise of Money Talks is simple: the crew, led by gorgeous Havoc, waltz up to foxy female strangers and convince them to get naked, lick nipples, suck dick, and even take a footlong human sausage in the sacred hole; and it's all in the name of cold, hard cash.
The current socially acceptance of MILFs and cougars might lead many young men to believe that older women, much like older men, were always accepted and admired for their youthful sexual enterprises. In days gone by, however, that was most certainly not the case. Mature Retro is a site that gathers and displays hardcore adult entertainment of yesteryear that focuses on women of advanced age getting what they secretly desire most out of life: a good, hard schtupping! With 150 scenes already online and more on the way, and with strong connections to the Mature Mega Pass network, Mature Retro could very well be the elusive holy grail of finely aged MILF and GILF smut. (From the looks of things, though, I kinda doubt that's the case.)