You’ve done pretty much everything you can think to do with your girlfriend. You’ve tied each other up. You’ve done it rough and gentle, fast and slow. You’ve even managed to accomplish some rather enjoyable anal penetration. Well, she has. Now, buddy, it’s your turn! Strap Attackers puts the guy on the receiving end of some big artificial dicks wielded by the world’s top pornstars. Pegging is seeing increased popularity of late and nobody handles risque content like this better than Joey Silvera, the brains behind this, Evil Angel’s supremely hardcore and very entertaining Strap Attackers.
When it comes to women’s feet, many guys want nothing more than to caress them, taste them, and worship them as evidence of female divinity. Putting two horny female foot fetishists in the same room and setting a camera on them, then, is a recipe for sapphic success. Sapphic Barefoot does exactly that, offering scenes of lesbian sex with a focus on toe, foot, and leg play that’ll make the tiny little hairs on your own toes (among other body parts) stand right up!
Us guys, we can show a girl just how fantastic a lay she is by ejaculating in a visible and vocal fashion, whether on her face, in her mouth, or inside her temple of poon. Only a small percentage of women share this ability and when paired with another ejaculatory girl, it’s sure to be heaven. Gushing Lezzies, however, manages to make a mess out of sapphic cum-shooters and not in the way we’d hoped.
Lesbo Rimjob calls itself a site where “Horny hotties can’t stop rimming their gorgeous girlfriends!” and judging by the tour pages, which are loaded with graphic depictions of tongues in asses, this enticing claim appears to be true. After spending a good long while meandering through the site in an attempt to unveil its positive and negative attributes, however, this reviewer can only say that Lesbo Rimjob licks ass in the most pejorative sense.
While it’s fun to watch professional porn actresses ride the motorized dido-equipped masturbation saddle known as the Sybian, their exaggerated moans and obvious performances can get a little predictable. The cure? Asian Sybian, a site devoted to introducing smoking hot Thai sluts to the auto-electro-erotic pleasure of the infamous pussy-pounding, clit-rubbing device. Watch them slip onto the phallus with a smile on their faces! Watch them ride it to first gear, then to second! Watch the thrilling conclusion where their legs shake, their pussies quiver, and their dark eyes widen! They’re having so much fun and, with Asian Sybian, you can too.
Filling the mouth of a sexy, adorable woman with your drought-breaking ejaculatory deposit is, to most guys, the ultimate sexual release. Creamed Cuties is a site that knows this and features nothing but scene after scene of amateur babes getting their faces filled after sucking and fucking their boy-toy to an explosive orgasm. With 100 scenes available and eight bonus sites on offer, Creamed Cuties seems like it has a lot to offer the oral cumshot fan, but does it really? Mr. Pink is gonna find out!
Gone are the days when married women were relegated to the kitchen or the nursery while the men went out, made the money, chased the skirts. These days it’s the wives that are leading the forays into partner-swapping, swinging, exhibitionism, and all kinds of kinky stuff. Hosting a staggering community of 200,000 women and couples who seek a little something on the side to augment their already hot marriages and unions (or single lives), World Wide Wives is a site that facilitates all kinds of carnal interactions, whether in real life or via the miracle of the Internet. With user-submitted photos and videos, both hardcore and soft, even you, who in all likelihood is not a wife at all, can enjoy the hell out of World Wide Wives.
Noted producer of gay adult films, Kristen Bjorn has been making some of the hottest man-on-man pornography since 1982 and has been praised by William Higgins (one of Bjorn’s acclaimed contemporaries), thusly: [in] the relatively brief history of hardcore gay videos, Kristen Bjorn has emerged unchallenged as the best director to date." Given such lofty accolades, Bjorn’s self-titled website can be assumed to host a staggeringly impressive collection of the best all-male hardcore sex videos and photos in the world. Is that the case, though? Does Kristen Bjorn live up to his glowing reputation with this, his official online home? The straight, but definitely not narrow, investigation begins right here at Mr. Pink’s!
Looking for clips from the latest celebrity sex tape or the hottest scenes from whatever shit-heap chick-flick your girlfriend dragged you to on the local multiplex’s discount night? Wanna get some hardcore porn viewing done at the same time? Only one site can offer such an appetizing proposition - Nitro Video. Showing Jessica Biel alongside Nautica Thorn, this unique combination could be a real winner or a complete and utter bomb. You, the audience, as always, decide!
XXX Vault is a relatively new network of ten adult websites, each one catering to a different niche of the hardcore pornographic arts. With sites as varied as White Girls Like it Big, Facial Flavor, and even the remarkably risque (pornographically and politically) Real Arabs Exposed, XXX Vault makes a strong first impression, but can it live up to not only its lofty ambitions, but the consistent professionalism and hugely arousing house styles of the likes of Brazzers, Bang Bros, Reality Kings, and Naughty America? Well, let’s just say I love an underdog.