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Anyone who can't help but wonder what that hot young lesbian couple at the other end of the bar will be like once they reach the ripe old age of 45 or 50 or 55 will surely get a kick out of Mom Loves Mom, a site loaded with middle-aged and elderly women who, societal conventions be damned, can't get enough of licking, sucking, and fucking each others brains out. Hardcore lesbian content abounds here and there's a large collection of solo masturbation content, too, making Mom Loves Mom a site of interest to lesbian and self-sufficient sex fans, both. There are, however, more than a couple of problems plaguing this site's existence and giving potential members second thoughts about signing up. (And no, none of these problems appear to be the declining physical health of the performers.)
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There's nothing quite as good as a thrilling sexual encounter that, however carnal and animalistic it seems at the time, has something significant going on under the surface. That often puzzling undercurrent of a blissfully hardcore fuck is what inspired some pornographers to start up a network hosting sites named such rather odd names as Crygasm, Latina Emotion, and Asian Emotion. Emotion Porn Network hosts five sites in all, each one offering something intriguing: crying pornstars, passionate interracial hardcore, behind the scenes footage from porn shoots, and the greatest pornstars from the Golden Age; and that's just the start. Grab your tissues, boys, and grab a few extras for the girls; there's a lot of liquids flowing inside Emotion Porn, and they're not all yours.
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A young European woman, only recently sexually active, enters the office of a respected, if sleazy, middle-aged gynecologist, sits herself in the stirrup chair and waits, naked as the day she was born, for the examination to begin. The doctor walks in, barely says a word, the lunges at her, speculum in one hand, large needle-less syringe of what looks like milk in the other. No, it's not another psycho-sexual mind-fuck from director David Cronenberg, it's Exclusive Club, a site devoted to gynecological exploration and the joys thereof. Hosting an exclusive collection of investigative smut, Exclusive Club brings you the chance to see these babes' vaginas in all their moistened, hairless, engorged glory as the doctor spreads their lips and has them open up and say "Oh!"
Everyone loves a sexy nurse packed into a tight white uniform with a bedside manner that could best be described as warmly accomodating, which is why the folks behind such vaginally-oriented pornsites as Kinky Gyno Clinic and Old Pussy Exam have come up with the perfect recipe for fulfilling all your hospital-set fantasies. Called Exposed Nurses, this site offers scintillating scenes that give you an inside look at an examination room where on- and off-shift nurses go to relieve the tensions of the job. Grabbing dildos and all kinds of medical instruments, they attack their cunts like antibiotics attack unwelcome bacterium, and you get to watch it all in High Definition. Tell me that doesn't sound like the greatest hospital stay of all time!