Lesbo Rimjob calls itself a site where “Horny hotties can’t stop rimming their gorgeous girlfriends!” and judging by the tour pages, which are loaded with graphic depictions of tongues in asses, this enticing claim appears to be true. After spending a good long while meandering through the site in an attempt to unveil its positive and negative attributes, however, this reviewer can only say that Lesbo Rimjob licks ass in the most pejorative sense.
While it’s fun to watch professional porn actresses ride the motorized dido-equipped masturbation saddle known as the Sybian, their exaggerated moans and obvious performances can get a little predictable. The cure? Asian Sybian, a site devoted to introducing smoking hot Thai sluts to the auto-electro-erotic pleasure of the infamous pussy-pounding, clit-rubbing device. Watch them slip onto the phallus with a smile on their faces! Watch them ride it to first gear, then to second! Watch the thrilling conclusion where their legs shake, their pussies quiver, and their dark eyes widen! They’re having so much fun and, with Asian Sybian, you can too.
Filling the mouth of a sexy, adorable woman with your drought-breaking ejaculatory deposit is, to most guys, the ultimate sexual release. Creamed Cuties is a site that knows this and features nothing but scene after scene of amateur babes getting their faces filled after sucking and fucking their boy-toy to an explosive orgasm. With 100 scenes available and eight bonus sites on offer, Creamed Cuties seems like it has a lot to offer the oral cumshot fan, but does it really? Mr. Pink is gonna find out!
Gone are the days when married women were relegated to the kitchen or the nursery while the men went out, made the money, chased the skirts. These days it’s the wives that are leading the forays into partner-swapping, swinging, exhibitionism, and all kinds of kinky stuff. Hosting a staggering community of 200,000 women and couples who seek a little something on the side to augment their already hot marriages and unions (or single lives), World Wide Wives is a site that facilitates all kinds of carnal interactions, whether in real life or via the miracle of the Internet. With user-submitted photos and videos, both hardcore and soft, even you, who in all likelihood is not a wife at all, can enjoy the hell out of World Wide Wives.
Noted producer of gay adult films, Kristen Bjorn has been making some of the hottest man-on-man pornography since 1982 and has been praised by William Higgins (one of Bjorn’s acclaimed contemporaries), thusly: [in] the relatively brief history of hardcore gay videos, Kristen Bjorn has emerged unchallenged as the best director to date." Given such lofty accolades, Bjorn’s self-titled website can be assumed to host a staggeringly impressive collection of the best all-male hardcore sex videos and photos in the world. Is that the case, though? Does Kristen Bjorn live up to his glowing reputation with this, his official online home? The straight, but definitely not narrow, investigation begins right here at Mr. Pink’s!
Looking for clips from the latest celebrity sex tape or the hottest scenes from whatever shit-heap chick-flick your girlfriend dragged you to on the local multiplex’s discount night? Wanna get some hardcore porn viewing done at the same time? Only one site can offer such an appetizing proposition - Nitro Video. Showing Jessica Biel alongside Nautica Thorn, this unique combination could be a real winner or a complete and utter bomb. You, the audience, as always, decide!
XXX Vault is a relatively new network of ten adult websites, each one catering to a different niche of the hardcore pornographic arts. With sites as varied as White Girls Like it Big, Facial Flavor, and even the remarkably risque (pornographically and politically) Real Arabs Exposed, XXX Vault makes a strong first impression, but can it live up to not only its lofty ambitions, but the consistent professionalism and hugely arousing house styles of the likes of Brazzers, Bang Bros, Reality Kings, and Naughty America? Well, let’s just say I love an underdog.
Big-bootied babes have always held a special place in the hearts of heterosexual men. In the words of Mr. David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap, “The bigger the cushion, the deeper the pushin’.” Queen’s Brian May wrote that “fat bottom girls, you make the rockin’ world go round.” Real Round Asses hopes to add to the pantheon of artistic achievements praising plump booties with a collection of hardcore porn scenes devoted to derrieres as thick and juicy as they are pert and perfectly formed. With promises of HD videos and the most beautiful asses in porn, however, Real Round Asses immediately sets itself a tough bar to reach. Can it indeed deliver? Read on with Mr. Pink’s and find out how this particular ass bounces.
Hailing from Scottsdale Arizona, now operating out of Phoenix, Chica of Chica's Place is a super-fine homegrown pornstar who, with her hubby Dave on camera and penis-wielding duties, has made her own little pornographic oasis on the 'net. With HD videos and high-res photos showcasing Chica's curvaceous body, charming smile, and effervescent sexuality, Chica's Place is a fantastic look at an amateur couple who decided to immortalize their sex life on screen for the whole world to see. Don't miss this one, gents, trust me.
Those of us who feel stuck at home in the USA might see Europe as many things - a place of old-world adventure, a haven for history buffs, an art lover’s paradise, a change of scenery - but anyone reading this here review is likely to think of it also as a cornucopia of incredibly lusty, beautiful women. Euro Angels’ head honcho, Christophe Clarke, has gathered a great roster of Euro hotties (and a couple of incredible American babes) and enticed them to act out your deepest, darkest hardcore fantasies in front of his HD cameras.