It shouldn’t surprise anyone that the world’s most prominent BDSM and fetish porn company, Kink dot com, have finally set up a permanent base in a hundred-year-old munitions and weapons factory in a city long regarded as a haven for sexual deviants and degenerates of all kinds, San Francisco, California. As a member of The Upper Floor you’ll be privy to anything and everything that happens in the San Francisco Armory’s top level, a decadently decorated fort with lush ballrooms, dank dungeons, and even basement access to the now-underground Mission Creek. Filled with subs, doms, masters, mistresses, and plenty of slaves, The Upper Floor is your one-way ticket to a kinky paradise unlike any other.
Always on the lookout for a tight-bodied young woman who enjoys showing off her tits, it is with great anticipation that Mr. Pink’s jumped into this review of professional teen harlot Miley Mason’s website. Offering her members exclusive photo and video content (all high-res and HD) that shows off her gorgeous, slender body and effervescent personality, Miley’s site is bound to thrill even the most jaded fan of teen hotties. Sure, it’s a small site, but don’t we value quality over quantity, especially in these days of market over-saturation?
Africa was once known as The Dark Continent, not because of its inhabitants’ complexions, but because so much remained unknown about its vast expanses of deserts, plains, fields, and mountains. Now that the crew behind Hot Dark Studs has boldly gone where no gay porn camera crew has gone before, we know that Africa was and probably still is home to plenty of gorgeous ebony men who love nothing more than exploring each other’s bodies. And you, dear reader, can view it at Hot Dark Studs but be forewarned, this site is not without some serious faults which you should honestly not expect from a site at this price point.
Coming out of an unnamed suburban or semi-urban locale somewhere within the USA, Lexeigh is a mature blonde with a huge rack and an even huger appetite for exhibitionism! Right here on her new self-titled website, you’ll find photo galleries that blend softcore strip shows with self-pleasure and hardcore cocksucking. Though her site is new and somewhat undernourished, Lexeigh shows a lot of promise and could well be a cougar to look out for in the coming months and years.
Unless you’re into being restrained, chained, and viciously punished by a dominatrix (or the male equivalent), you probably haven’t ever described a sexual experience as “beautiful agony”. If you follow my advice, though, you’ll soon know exactly why that descriptive terminology is so appropriately thrown at the human orgasm. You’ll watch thousands of faces belonging to both women and men as they experiencing the heights of self-pleasure and orgasm for you, but mostly for themselves. Where will you see all of this, you ask? At one of the ‘net’s most exciting, original, even groundbreaking adult websites and home to a world of masturbatory, orgasmic ecstasy, Beautiful Agony.
So you never get invited to any gala events and have no need of that tuxedo you bought on sale at Goodwill. Quit your cryin’ and man up! What kind of red-blooded male wants to go to opera premieres, a cruise liner launch, or the unveiling of some rare, long thought lost masterpiece by a great artist? Why not try to head to something like Assbangers Ball instead? The women are looser, the fluids flow more freely than champagne, and you’re guaranteed to get laid (albeit vicariously) here at Assbangers Ball. (Plus, the dress code is really lax.)
It seems that some women, usually those who embrace their inner whorishness, adore and crave the attention of many, many men. Well, I suppose it’s not always the men themselves, rather their cocks and what comes out of them. We’re talking jizz whores here and Jizz Whore Party is an online home to many, many women fitting this description. See them suck! See them fuck! See them lose track of who they’re sucking and fucking! See them get covered with enough creamy ejaculate to sink a kayak!
Having never participated in what is colloquially known as a “gangbang” - that is, three or more guys fucking one or two women - I find it difficult to imagine how one’s conduct might be guided by general rules of politeness and courtesy. Having seen the deep, dark, depraved, debaucherous sex shown at Gangbang Arena, a site that hosts (you guessed it) gangbang movies and photo galleries, I now know that you must be of a special breed to successfully gang someone’s bang. To learn more, might I suggest a) reading this review of Gangbang Arena, and b) considering a membership?
What are your sexual taboos, readers of Mr. Pink’s? Do you steer clear of flat-chested women, “fiery” (read: overly dramatic) redheads, and PMS-ing women of all kinds? Are you able to handle those lightweights and be willing to push your own boundaries into the world of bondage, domination, sadomasochism, latex catsuits, and miscellaneous other fiendish fetishes found at Hustler’s Taboo? Well, then, strap yourself to that big ol’ iron crucifix in the corner, ‘cause we’re about to have a little fun.
In the television documentary 9-to-5 Days in Porn, performer/producer/director Belladonna defines porn as “exciting, filthy fun” and while that’s all well and good, don’t you occasionally wish porn, you know, meant something? Making bold intellectual statements has never been regarded as porn’s forte, but Cinema Erotique is attempting to change that by producing feature films that are not only incredibly sexy and sensual, but offer something more intellectually stimulating than your average suck ‘n’ fuck flick.
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