He's the Cumshot Legend and the man with near perfect penile aim. He's Peter North and he's out to splash his heavy-duty loads on the faces of porn's hungriest cum-dumpsters. Judging from the current state of Club Peter North, the notorious Canadian ejaculation machine seems content to rest on his past accolades. Unfortunately, in the current pornographic climate, such stasis means certain death. Can Club Peter North still offer the premium North experience it once was heralded for? Read on, fellows, and find out every last juicy drop of information carefully researched and considered by yours truly, Mr. Pink!
Many men might think they’re already aware of the power a pair of silky, shiny stockings or hose can have over their sexual consciousness, but not all go so far as to submit to the dominant will and overwhelming feminine power of Pantyhose Supremacy’s legion of leather-clad dominatrixes. Perhaps, though, they should. Combining two thrilling fetishes, Pantyhose Supremacy is sure to attract any guy who melts into a puddle of hormonal goo whenever he spies a sophisticated dame with long stockinged legs and a cruel glint in her eye. If that’s you, it’s ok, you can admit it. We’re all friends here.
When a site calls itself Gigantic Natural Breasts, there’s no mistaking what’s inside. Tits. Big, huge, gargantuan, enormous fucking tits. The kind of tits that need expensive custom ordered bras and nightly deep tissue massages. The kind that cause horrendous back pain to the barer. Tits so big you’ll stare, mouth agape, at these inhumanly oversized mammarian oddities. Tits so ridiculously large you’ll promptly hand over your credit card information to a just to ogle them some more.
Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!
Tainster might initially sound like a site devoted to the perineum, one of the male body's hidden pleasure zones, but inside lies something much more spectacular: a seventeen-site network of utterly fantastic fetishistic sex. Delivering its content in stunning 1080p HD video formats and 2000px photos, Tainster's many websites are often the outstanding websites of their respective niches. If you're into wild drunken orgies, watersports, WAM, or CFNM, or if you even know what those acronyms mean, you're bound to get a swift kick in the libido from this plethora of pornographic delights. Be warned, though: you won't feel quite the same after five minutes at Tainster, let alone a month.
Few pornographers have thought to combine the hottest women in US and Euro porn, anal expansion and exploration, and… Cheerios? Well, Jay Sin is one of the only directors shooting today to offer his viewers such extravagant and adventurous hardcore porn, and on Jay Sin XXX, his official website, this master of perversion showcases his best work in High Definition videos that dazzle most viewers they don't repulse. This site can get quite, uh, messy, so you'd best take a moment to settle your constitution (and embolden your sense of humor) before entering the sick, depraved world of Jay Sin XXX.
They're bold. They're black. And they're built to fuck! They're the women of Bang Bros' ebony hardcore site, Brown Bunnies, and they're here to blow your mind with the immense physical presence and truly excellent sexual abilities. Watch them quake! Watch them shake! Stare slack-jawed as they drench their booties in oil before taking on some dick, either black or white or both, for your pornographic entertainment. The only surviving black-woman-centered site on the Bang Bros network, Brown Bunnies has a huge responsibility and a large and growing fanbase. Let's just hope nothing bad happens to it. Then we'd be well and truly fizzuckled.
Peter Romero, you’re my hero! Well, not quite, but you’re pretty close. Running around the country with your gorgeous and sexy wife Chelsea in tow, auditioning hot young women for adult photo shoots and courting them for your video and photo site, Peter Girls...you really are living the dream. Soon, though, you’ll have to wake up because people are flocking to your site and they need your attention, almost as much as your incredible roster of models needs theirs.