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Girls Out West might sound like it'd be a cowgirl-themed adult site, but instead this exclusive and original offering takes you on a journey into the fields, beachfronts, cityscapes, bathrooms, kitchens, and bedrooms of gorgeous amateur Australian women as they strip, masturbate, fuck each other, and take on anyone from their boyfriends to a gang of guys whose names they remain blissfully unaware of. As wild and untamed as the long spinifex grasses they can be seen cavorting in, the girls truly are natural wonders of the land Down Under. Isn't time you visited them?
Straight folks had Home Improvement; the gays got Modern Family. Heteros enjoyed sexual freedom for eons; gays got slammed by Prop 8. Straight porn fans have Videobox, one of the 'net's unparalleled success stories and a genuinely legendary porn site; gays get Videobox Men. While surely not an insulting shafting, Videobox Men nonetheless struggles to live up to the hype generated by its pussy-hounding big brother. At the low monthly cost of just fifteen bucks, though, it's going to be really hard to pass up a membership to one of the 'net's largest, most fruitful, and most interactive and community-based gay hardcore sites, which makes Videobox Men a hit in my book.
You heard his name cursed by Seth Rogen and his bonehead buddies in Knocked Up and you've seen his yearly lists ranking the hottest celebrity reveals of the season, but have you actually stepped inside Mr. Skin's online wonderland to see what it's really like among all the highly-paid racks and absurdly-insured buttocks of Hollywood and beyond? With a current slate of TV offerings more liberal with the nude scenes than seasons past, and with more and more starlets stripping off in movie roles, Mr. Skin continues to ride the ever-increasing wave of celebrity obsession all the way to the bank. You… Well, you can follow him all the way to masturbatory utopia populated only by the most desired women on Earth.