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It seems that some women, usually those who embrace their inner whorishness, adore and crave the attention of many, many men. Well, I suppose it’s not always the men themselves, rather their cocks and what comes out of them. We’re talking jizz whores here and Jizz Whore Party is an online home to many, many women fitting this description. See them suck! See them fuck! See them lose track of who they’re sucking and fucking! See them get covered with enough creamy ejaculate to sink a kayak!
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In the television documentary 9-to-5 Days in Porn, performer/producer/director Belladonna defines porn as “exciting, filthy fun” and while that’s all well and good, don’t you occasionally wish porn, you know, meant something? Making bold intellectual statements has never been regarded as porn’s forte, but Cinema Erotique is attempting to change that by producing feature films that are not only incredibly sexy and sensual, but offer something more intellectually stimulating than your average suck ‘n’ fuck flick.
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Gay porn has always seemed a little too predictable when it came to casting. Twinks, bears, cubs, daddies, silver foxes...these gay porn stereotypes are all fine and dandy, but what about those porn fans whose interests lay in the more raunchy end of the personality spectrum? What about those who get hard watching the latest Saliva video on MTV or find the 20-something Edward Furlong one of the hottest men ever to grace a screen? For those guys, there’s Alternadudes.