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From the heart of America’s very own den of inequity, Las Vegas, comes one of the hottest young cuties to darken Mr. Pink’s door in quite some time. Her name is Sarah Peachez and her website, Real Peachez, is loaded with softcore and hardcore photos and videos that prove she’s just as juicy as she sounds. With a solid archive already in place, new content arriving every week, and a great blog that provides insight into the private life of this gorgeous gal, Real Peachez is a must-see for any fan of the American girl-next-door gone bad.
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To paraphrase Danny DeVito in David Mamet’s film Heist, “Everyone loves boobs. That’s why they call ‘em boobs.” And Danny should know; he’s at a height where most large-breasted women could plonk their funbags down on his head and give their lower back a bit of a rest. The women of Boobs XXL’s breasts, however, are so large they’d crush everyones favorite pint-sized thespian, leaving us with Peter Dinklage, who, I’m told, is more of an ass man. Let’s keep the titties afloat, friends, by giving Boobs XXL, a site devoted entirely to the worship of bountiful female chests, our full, undivided attention. Whaddya say?
Now that HD video is such a buzzword your in-laws are no doubt buying their second or third HD plasma TV and upgrading to HD digital cable, it’s not surprising that porn sites all seem to be going HD, too. HDV Prime claims to deliver hundreds of videos in a 1080i HD resolution. Will these videos end up being as stunning as promised or will they end up being rather lackluster affairs that are bettered by plenty of other websites? Join Mr. Pink as he peels back the lid on HDV Prime.
Now that social networking has overtaken the real world, it shouldn’t surprise anyone to find that it took over the porn industry long ago. Nobody cares about pornstars anymore unless they constantly post their tits on Twitter. Nobody cares about amateurs anymore unless their photos and videos have been collected from their hacked Facebook accounts and stolen SD cards. Unlocked Profiles claims to have collected such content and is willing to show you every slipped nipple, pierced labia, moist asshole, and messy facial, but it’ll cost you.
Whether you’re privately a dominant or submissive sexual partner, the guys and girls of Sex and Submission should be able to convince you to part with thirty bucks quite easily. Throwing some of porn’s most thrilling women into a dungeon full of restraints, ropes, and suspension devices, then siccing some of the hardest working men in porn on them, Sex and Submission’s scenes are rough, dirty, and deeply intimate explorations of sexual boundaries.
Fans of anal porn once had to be satisfied with the occasional assfucking in a mainstream adult movie. Now, well into the 21st Century, every type of porn conceivable can be found online and assfans would do well to point their browsers towards Everything Butt. From the degenerates behind Kink dot com and its various fetish enterprises comes a site so strongly devoted entirely to anal exploration, whether by dick, dildo, or foot, you’ll never think of assplay as “just a bonus” again.