Always on the lookout for a tight-bodied young woman who enjoys showing off her tits, it is with great anticipation that Mr. Pink’s jumped into this review of professional teen harlot Miley Mason’s website. Offering her members exclusive photo and video content (all high-res and HD) that shows off her gorgeous, slender body and effervescent personality, Miley’s site is bound to thrill even the most jaded fan of teen hotties. Sure, it’s a small site, but don’t we value quality over quantity, especially in these days of market over-saturation?
Unless you’re into being restrained, chained, and viciously punished by a dominatrix (or the male equivalent), you probably haven’t ever described a sexual experience as “beautiful agony”. If you follow my advice, though, you’ll soon know exactly why that descriptive terminology is so appropriately thrown at the human orgasm. You’ll watch thousands of faces belonging to both women and men as they experiencing the heights of self-pleasure and orgasm for you, but mostly for themselves. Where will you see all of this, you ask? At one of the ‘net’s most exciting, original, even groundbreaking adult websites and home to a world of masturbatory, orgasmic ecstasy, Beautiful Agony.
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It seems that some women, usually those who embrace their inner whorishness, adore and crave the attention of many, many men. Well, I suppose it’s not always the men themselves, rather their cocks and what comes out of them. We’re talking jizz whores here and Jizz Whore Party is an online home to many, many women fitting this description. See them suck! See them fuck! See them lose track of who they’re sucking and fucking! See them get covered with enough creamy ejaculate to sink a kayak!
Having never participated in what is colloquially known as a “gangbang” - that is, three or more guys fucking one or two women - I find it difficult to imagine how one’s conduct might be guided by general rules of politeness and courtesy. Having seen the deep, dark, depraved, debaucherous sex shown at Gangbang Arena, a site that hosts (you guessed it) gangbang movies and photo galleries, I now know that you must be of a special breed to successfully gang someone’s bang. To learn more, might I suggest a) reading this review of Gangbang Arena, and b) considering a membership?
What are your sexual taboos, readers of Mr. Pink’s? Do you steer clear of flat-chested women, “fiery” (read: overly dramatic) redheads, and PMS-ing women of all kinds? Are you able to handle those lightweights and be willing to push your own boundaries into the world of bondage, domination, sadomasochism, latex catsuits, and miscellaneous other fiendish fetishes found at Hustler’s Taboo? Well, then, strap yourself to that big ol’ iron crucifix in the corner, ‘cause we’re about to have a little fun.
In the television documentary 9-to-5 Days in Porn, performer/producer/director Belladonna defines porn as “exciting, filthy fun” and while that’s all well and good, don’t you occasionally wish porn, you know, meant something? Making bold intellectual statements has never been regarded as porn’s forte, but Cinema Erotique is attempting to change that by producing feature films that are not only incredibly sexy and sensual, but offer something more intellectually stimulating than your average suck ‘n’ fuck flick.
Tired of trawling the deepest, darkest corners of the net in the hopes of finding some fresh-faced self-shot pics of amateur hotties? Self Shot 18 to the rescue! With hundreds of movies and galleries featuring what is possibly the best young amateur adult talent on the planet, Self Shot 18 takes a self-obsessed Internet trend and turns it into great porn, albeit on a site with a number of problems.