Vivi Veps, a sexy young female photographer and model, launches her website with a few choice words for her newly chosen profession: “My greatest passion is posing in front of cameras and exposing the tastiest parts of my body. Yes, I am bold and horny and I like it. I will always remember the moment, when I took off my clothes in front of the camera the first time and I will always remember him, who liberated me. He opened a wonderful world of photography to me.” Now, fellow travelers, that world is open to you.
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Every time I eavesdrop on a group of teens - which happens rather frequently, I must say - it really seems that teens live for the Internet. “Add me on Facebook,” they’ll tell a new friend. “Tweet me and we’ll catch up later,” replaces a phone call. iTeen Video knows that teens love online communication, but the teens this site features are far more sexually adventurous than your average 18-year-old. Sucking and fucking their way to online infamy, the girls of iTeen Video are well worth checking out.
Tranny Pack bills itself as “the one all access pass for all your favorite tranny websites!” It’s hard to believe, though, that a 7-site network with 52 photo and video sets currently on it would fulfill all (or even the majority) of your tranny desires. Sure, there’s some hot hardcore action on these sites, but is it enough to make up for high prices and a small content archive? (Answer: probably not.)
From double-anal penetrations to bukkake parties and blowbanging, modern hardcore porn is undeniably over the top. NuGlam, however, aims for a different feel, one that is as glamorous as it is decadent, as sophisticated as it is carnal, and at this goal it once succeeded. Nowadays, however, NuGlam seems desperately in need of a makeover, top to bottom, in order to have it feel like anything but a bad throwback to an 80s porn scene and style that nobody really wants to remember.
The site in question combines two of my favorite things: hard rock and glam rock! So, you’ve got bands like New York Dolls and T-Rex and The Sweet but don’t you wish they’d rock a little harder? More like MC5 or something! Yeah! Imagine Marc Bolan fronting MC5 or Phil Lynott writing songs for The Stooges. That’d be wicked! Oh…UK porn? Niche stuff and regular hardcore? Sounds all right, I guess… not as cool as Lynott and Iggy sharing the stage, but whatever.
Rejoice, gents! If you get off on watching big-dicked brothers take on lily-white sisters, you’ll no doubt get a kick out of I Need It Black. Problem is, said kick probably won’t last too long. There are simply too many negative aspects holding I Need It Black back from achieving its full potential.
Vivid: you know the name, now get the lowdown on the flagship website of the biggest porn company on the planet. Vivid dot com brings you Jenna Jameson, Lanny Barby, Tera Patrick, Sasha Grey, and Janine in hundreds of high-quality DVD titles. Unfortunately, no downloads are available, forcing you to view the streaming videos directly from your browser window. Will that huge drawback be enough to negate all the obviously positive attributes Vivid can rightfully claim?