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If you, like a pal of mine that later turned into a major dickface, can’t stand to watch porn containing human penises, you’re probably a devoted fan of the girl-on-girl or lesbian niche. Les Archives should then take care of all your sapphic requirements, should it not? Well, dear reader, this site sure shows a lot of promise and contains some very good hardcore teen lesbian content, but there are still a few issues that need addressing. Wanna know what the are? Read on, weary solider, a poon-filled respite is just around the corner.
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Last time Mr. Pink’s published a review of Stroke That Dick, Next Door Studios’ token male masturbation site, things were looking fairly promising at the fledgling flesh merchant. The guys were hot, their dicks were hard, and you probably were, too. Nowadays, while much of the porn industry has moved on to High Definition video and almost constant updates, little has changed at Stroke That Dick. Where does that leave your favorite male masturbation site now?
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