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When a site calls itself Brutal Dildos, there’s no doubt as to what awaits curious visitors willing to throw down the membership fee and indulge. With almost 400 scenes are artificial-phallus-fucking starring some of Europe’s hottest, most decadent performers, Brutal Dildos proves that one woman can really be her own best friend and lover, just as long as she’s well equipped to deliver maximum phallic punishment that only a brutal dildoing can bring.
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Last time Mr. Pink’s published a review of Stroke That Dick, Next Door Studios’ token male masturbation site, things were looking fairly promising at the fledgling flesh merchant. The guys were hot, their dicks were hard, and you probably were, too. Nowadays, while much of the porn industry has moved on to High Definition video and almost constant updates, little has changed at Stroke That Dick. Where does that leave your favorite male masturbation site now?
The ‘flash’ in Flashy Babes’ name could be alluding to the flash of the camera as it catches yet another glimpse of these beautiful young models or it could allude to their flashy personalities, which are certainly evident within the site’s walls. Or it could be a reference to the fact that they, yes, flash various parts of their nubile forms in front of the camera. Does this mean the site is a home-run? Nope, but it does mean that it’s at least an attractive bunt.
With Japanese pop culture further expanding into the United States, it should come as no surprise that Hentai (Japanese animated or illustrated porn) is doing huge business on the Internet. Which brings me to the Hentai Key Movie Network, where you'll find an absolutely incredible amount of material that covers almost every conceivable fantasy sex situation that involves humans and untold other lifeforms.
Most of the American readers of this site have probably never set foot on the European continent, let alone met, sweet talked, intoxicated, and subsequently bedded a beautiful French, Hungarian, or Romanian woman. That’s why we need guys like Viv Thomas who’ll go out there and do it all for us, capturing every moment on video for his loyal followers to see. Viv Thomas Video collects his A/V adventures all in one convenient location, so why not sample life on the continent for yourself. It’s cheaper than a place ticket and safer than an Amsterdam hostel, after all.