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Focusing entirely on a sorely neglected niche, what it dubs "Heidi porn," Herzog Videos has for some forty years been producing Bavarian-themed hardcore movies that see blonde milk maids and mustachioed guys in lederhosen getting freaky on a mountainside, decadent mid-19th Century orgies, and even Count Dracula sinking his teeth into some Germany babes, among other things. As vintage as vintage gets, these 70s and 80s movies might look a little worse for wear, but they're anything but commonplace and a true rarity worth checking out.
You might fancy yourself a Peter North-in-training or the greatest gift to women's skin care since Proactive, but unless you splash your seed across the face of another Czech girl every week, you've got nothing on the guy behind Only Facials. Devoted entirely to the creamy deposit tossed facewards after a vigorous fuck session, Only Facials might not actually host facials and nothing else, but it does manage to make a very strong case for face-blasting jizzbombs being the sole focus of your sexual intent.
Take a cute Czech woman hell-bent on getting a modeling gig, a sleazy director with nothing but nudity and sex on his mind, and a curved phallic fruit with an easily-peeled yellow skin and you've got Banana Hotties. On a seedy back-room casting couch we meet the titular women and are introduced to their desire for fame and celebrity. Then they have sex. Or they don't. Maybe a banana is involved. Frankly, it's hard to tell exactly what Banana Hotties is aiming for, but unless it's shoddy amateurish porn that wouldn't give a viagra-addict a chub, it fails.
If your preferences lean towards beauty and a picture of innocence that's smashed by decadent behavior, Nubiles is the site for you! Filled with nubile, slim, sexy women, many of whom are using this site as the launching pad for their burgeoning porno careers, Nubiles offers softcore, masturbation, and hardcore sex and now boasts 1080p HD videos and high-res images filled with detail. There's no such thing as a foolproof plan, not even in porn, but if these are the ladies that give you a rise, Nubiles is as close to a sure thing as it gets.
What could be better than a curvy British babe slipping into thigh-high stockings and shooting you a seductive glance? Whatever it is, if it makes erotic use of women's hosiery, you can bet it'll be at More Than Nylons. Operating out of the UK (with occasional jaunts to Portugal and other European nations), More Than Nylons celebrates the fine physicalities of gorgeous Britons and their (and your) fondness for sleek leg-wrapping garmentry. Although softcore to the end, More Than Nylons is definitely a site offering unique and deeply arousing material and is not to be missed.
Instead of following the vast majority of heterosexual men into the traps set by pretty (fertile) women, traps that ensure you'll be wrapped around her immature little finger in no time, why not take a different path? Mature women don't just offer more experience, they also offer their own unique set of seductive charms. Anilos gives you the chance - well, a few thousand chances, really - to explore older women, with models from 30 to 73 expressing their still-vibrant sexualities in hot softcore and hardcore galleries and scenes, all of them exclusive to Anilos.
Brett Rossi will be well known to Twistys members and fans. The busty blonde with a perfect 'porno fantasy' body shows off her ample physical attributes and wantonly sexual disposition on her official website. Operated by Twistys, a company so adoring of this particular adult talent that they signed her and only two other girls to exclusive contracts, Brett's site is unfortunately quite small and, unlike its newly hardcore subject, needs time to grow to a more substantial size and quality.
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Twistys has long been one of online porn's mainstays. Initially focusing completely on softcore glamour photography but eventually extending into striptease videos and, more recently, hardcore porn, Twistys bridges the gap between, say, a Playboy Pictorial and Vivid's explicit sex to create a new pornographic institution. And an institution is exactly what Twistys is, one that every porn fan must pay homage (and $$$) to at some point. Whether or not you've indulged in the past, it's always worth spending a month among the yards of blonde, brunette, and redhead girls that make Twistys so damn loveable.