18 Tokyo review

Oh, to be young and living in Tokyo! Now known more for its population of utterly adorable young women, dressed up as anthropomorphic anime characters, dressed to the kyus in the Harajuku district, grinning and flashing peace signs in every photo, than its rich political, military, artistic, cultural history, Japan has seen a recent rush of attention thanks to the increasingly widespread availability of uncensored Japanese hardcore pornography. 18 Tokyo, part of the All Japanese Pass network, offers just such content in what we’re told will be exclusive High Definition videos of the most impressive calibre. “Nasty Japanese teen girls love to suck hard cocks and get down and dirty for you,” reads the tour page, and it’s hard to argue with a premise (and promise) like that! Usually costing $29.95 per month, membership to 18 Tokyo seems an enviable proposition; especially if discount hound Mr. Pink can shave a few bucks off. (Now if only someone would introduce Japanese women to pubic shaving.)

Pros:
You know how Japanese hardcore porn is so often ruined by those pesky pixilations? Well, 18 Tokyo doesn’t tolerate censorship and has instead decided to offer all content in its complete, original, uncensored form. Tiny Japanese women, appearing as slutty as they may be innocent and reserved, suck and fuck small-dicked (but presumably big-balled) Japanese men in unpixilated glory!

Although it’s still a fresh and new site and is very much finding its sea legs, 18 Tokyo is currently adding one new scene every two days. If they keep this impressive schedule up there’ll soon be plenty of J-Porn online here.

Many of the premiere Japanese hardcore sites are connected to 18 Tokyo through the All Japanese Pass network. Holding 22 sites in all, All Japanese Pass offers you a wealth of J-Porn in every imaginable style and niche, from cosplay, motor racing, and service industry girls to bukkake, hentai, and voluptuous Japanese maidens.

Eschewing commercial convention and instead, as always, angling for a bargain, Mr. Pink has slashed ten dollars off the monthly membership price of 18 Tokyo. Now just $19.95 instead of $29.95 each month, this is an affordable gateway into the All Japanese Pass network.

Cons:
This is 2011. This is the future. This is the age of High Definition video. We were promised High Defintion videos on 18 Tokyo’s tour pages but none were found inside. How does this make us feel? Disappointed ? Cheated? Hurt? Angry? Ready for a hate-fuck?

With a very small collection of just 54 videos and 31 photo galleries, 18 Tokyo won’t be keeping you entertained for too long. Thank goodness for the network access or you could be bored within an hour or so.

While photos look quite good at 1000x1500 pixels, they are not available in zipped archives and must be viewed manually from your browser window. Add to that the usually low image count in each gallery and there’s some improvements needed here.

There’s a tendency for the female Japanese porn performer to squirm about, wince, and groan as if she were being penetrated by an office colleague after drunkenly kissing him at the Christmas party. While many of you might find this a turn-on, an equal number will likely not.

Conclusion:
Instead of delivering on its lofty tour page promises of High Definition videos, “hundreds” of models, and exclusive content, 18 Tokyo appears to be taking the easy way out. Videos are stuck at fairly low resolutions that don’t do the models or the scenes any favors. Photos might look quite good but are few and have not been provided in zip format. Content may very well be exclusive, but there isn’t really any way to confirm that considering (dare I say it) they (the scenes, not the performers) all look the same. Updates have been coming rather quickly and, if that schedule is kept, we might soon see a decent-sized archive available at 18 Tokyo. Instead, the 54 videos and 31 galleries will likely just  wet your appetite for more uncensored J-Porn; for that, you thankfully have access to the entire All Japanese Pass network; a much more satisfying affair.