Adam & Eve TV review

Adam & Eve TV review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/05/2016

Overview:
Adam & Eve may never have existed (though that wouldn't be the fundamentalist Christian argument) or maybe their transgression against their supposed creator really did happen and put us on a path of eternal servitude and obedience. Whatever the case, the story stands: sex can complicate matters. Thank goodness there are entities like Adam & Eve, the long-running adult retailer and producer of fine erotic aids and implements, as well as award-winning hardcore entertainment. Adam & Eve's work can be seen on many sites, including a few of their own, but its Adam & Eve TV, effectively the online streaming cinema for fans of the studios acclaimed work. Boasting of High Definition video streams, a very active update schedule, ace directors and producers, and the finest talents both female and male that the porn world has to offer. And, considering that many Adam & Eve movies are parodies or comedies, or even westerns or neighborhood swinging dramas, the cast had better have their acting chops together or these titles could fall pretty damn flat pretty damn quickly. At $29.99, the standard monthly membership price, Adam & Eve TV is affordable without being a killer deal, but we here at Mr. Pink's have a way of sending some savings your way, so stick around for this in-depth look at Adam & Eve TV - who knows how things will turn out?

Pros:
Adam & Eve is among the more reputable and reliable mainstream studios in porn today and, as a result, the cast of its movies ranges from eager newcomers to legends of the lusty screen. Dani Daniels, Summer Brielle, Jessie Andrews, Veruca James, and Annika Albrite are among the hottest performers around and are all given great opportunities to flex their sexual and dramatic muscles here.

Educational films can be found side-by-side with narrative BDSM epics, slutty stripper encounters, seduced babysitters, and all-female gangbangs as risque and wild as anything the guys pull off, all under Adam & Eve TV's generous virtual roof. Sectioned into Classics, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Lesbian, Reality, Romance, Sex Ed, and Westerns - yes, Westerns! - the variety here is huge!

All recently added videos stream at 1080p High Definition resolutions that should be clear enough for most viewers. There are a few odd video issues here (which I'll get into later) but clarity is often very high, color crisp, and sound well-recorded and mixed - a rarity in porn! Other HD and SD streams are available in bitrates peaking around 2540 Kbps.

New scenes are added to Adam & Eve's booming collection roughly every two days, bringing the total archive closer and closer to its 600th scene. Oh, and before you think I forgot about your virtual wallet, Mr. Pink's and Adam & Eve have teamed up to offer readers their first month of membership for a pittance, just $9.95, with following months recurring at $14.95. Now, that's a great deal on top-notch porn, folks.

Cons:
Although Adam & Eve TV does offer a fair amount of exclusive content, most of the archive can be found both in physical form (DVDs, Blu-Rays etc) and on other video vending sites. There's also the company's video-on-demand site, on which you can pay only for what you want, which may be a better option for some.

Adam & Eve TV doesn't offer a single free download option to its subscribers. All videos are available for streaming only or paid download. Strangely, since A&E clearly wants to charge for downloads, all download purchase links I tried failed. I guess it's streaming-only at Adam & Eve TV.

Streams load in small incremental segments which can lead to jumpy playback under some conditions. Videos are encoded in an odd format not often seen in the online porn world, MP2T, which many viewers may find difficult or annoying to deal with. The only reason I can think of to use this format and method is to prevent downloading.

When you've managed to narrow down your viewing selection - which can admittedly be a trying process on a site without many useful navigation tools like this - you're not taken to the usual porn-site viewing page, one with keyword tags, cast lists, upload dates, and synopses, but an overly simple page with nothing but the video present. Another missed opportunity, the lack of Roku accessibility, is another bummer.

Conclusion:
Now discounted and very affordable, Adam & Eve TV's sizable archive of exclusive, semi-exclusive, and not-at-all-exclusive adult entertainment should be enough to have any mainstream porno fan chomping at the bit to get inside and start 'bating in bliss. Those of you who insist on downloading the porn you pay for won't be thrilled to discover Adam & Eve TV offers no active downloading scheme. Limited to streaming, viewers do however enjoy 720p and 1080p HD videos, the latter hitting a 2540 Kbps bitrate for good measure. Photo galleries can be hard to spot, but they're there and hold about a dozen 1500px shots each; they're not much to write home about, really. Stylistically, Adam & Eve won't be everyone's bag. Those that dig glammed-up goddesses, ambitious high-budget productions, educational porno, and artistically adventurous "romantic hardcore" will, however, find plenty to enjoy, some of it unavailable elsewhere. Steady updates and a solid archive in tow, Adam & Eve TV is doing pretty well for itself and is well worth a long, hard look.