All Over 30 review

Legend has it that women reach their sexual peak later than men and upon hitting their 32nd birthday start wanting that purple-headed yogurt-thrower 24/7. Whether that has any factual scientific basis is irrelevant as long as women in their thirties keep tramping it up and throwing themselves at us, the gentlemen who prefer our sexual partners to be mature, refined, and more full of grace. Mature women know how to make love with passion, intelligence, and consideration for their partner instead of just slipping it in and expecting success like so many younger, more inexperienced lovers do. All Over 30 is a website based around the supreme allure of an attractive older woman of any age above thirty that provides ample audio/visual treats for fans of such women. Costing the princely sum of $29.95 for a monthly membership, All Over 30 has a lot to prove, least of which is that the ages between 30 and death aren’t the sexual dead-end that the Fran Fines and Bridget Joneses of the world suspect it to be.

Pros:
Having been online for over four years, it’s no surprise that All Over 30 hosts a large archive of exclusive content currently hosting more than 2,000 videos and 5,000 photo galleries. Updates hit the homepage six times a week and of those one or two are new videos, the rest photo galleries.

Models featured on All Over 30 range in age from The Big Three-Oh to women well into their forties, fifties, and sixties. While there’s the occasionally questionable appearance of a rather youthful supposed 30-year-old, most of the models look their stated ages and bring their mature sexuality to your small screen in style.

All Over 30‘s latest video and photo offerings reach impressive resolutions of 1280x720 and 2400x1600 respectively. The HD videos play clearly in WMV format and present the softcore and sometimes hardcore scenes in an attractive fashion, while the images present clear views of the models’ mature bodies.

Split into twelve main categories - Mature Housewives, Lacey Ladies, 9 to 5 Ladies, Furry Housewives, Elegant Ladies, Exotic Ladies, Nudism and Outdoors, Mature Fetish, Mature Pleasure, and Ladies With Toys - All Over 30’s content is easy to browse through and you’ll always know where to go to find your desired piece of mature smut.

Cons:
Let’s face it, some of these women aren’t exactly winning any beauty contests. Sure, sure, I hear ya harping on about wrinkled faces, saggy tits, and dusty old cooters being a sign of maturity and physical wisdom, but I still think All Over 30’s models, whatever their ages, could put a bit more effort into their physical well-being before stepping into the studio.

As All Over 30 has been around quite a while now (though nowhere near as long as some of its models), it shouldn’t surprise anyone to find that the older content doesn’t quite match the quality of the newest updates. HD videos give way to a maximum 640x480 resolution and photos sink back to 1000x700 pixels, a far sight from the stunning high-res offerings of late.

Older women get the shaft (figuratively speaking) from the age of 60 onwards. There are few models in their sixties and none in their seventies or eighties as the All Over 30 talent scouts obviously favor middle-aged and immediately post-middle-aged models to real old GILF broads.

Download speeds from the All Over 30 servers weren’t as high as the 1gb HD video files normally require. The videos look great, yes, but the wait can be excruciating when you’re only pulling in 400kb per second.

Conclusion:
Porn fans who prefer their onscreen sluts to show some maturity both sexually and physically will be pleased that sites like All Over 30 haven’t been overtaken by 22-year-olds with Ed Hardy T-shirts, tattoos, tongue piercings, and an appetite for brutal and debasing assfucking. There’s something classy about an older woman who knows what she wants from a lover; something it often seems younger pornstars can’t quite grasp. All Over 30’s large exclusive archive of softcore and hardcore porn ranges from the lightest stripteases and pussy-fingering scenes to straight sex, lesbian clit-lickers, and even raunchy group sex, and it’s now presented here in HD videos and high-resolution photos that prove these models shouldn’t be relegated to volunteering at the local library book sale. Challenging and highly erotic, All Over 30 brings mature women back to the forefront of porn.