All Reality Pass review

In recent years, the adult entertainment world has seen an explosion of “reality” content that must ultimately be in direct relation to the reality television boom that preceded it and, like Reality Porn, shows no signs of abating. Just what is Reality Porn? Well, basically anything that is shot in a DIY, handheld style without the use of cultivated costumes, defined characters, elaborate sets, or foggy lenses could be considered Reality Porn, even if it involves something as far removed from what you and I know to the be The Real World as four-man blowbangs on a boat. That’s without a doubt, is a fantasy, and leads us to once again ponder what makes porn Reality Porn. Hey, how about a shortcut through the discussion courtesy of All Reality Pass? A network called All Reality Pass wouldn’t mislead us with obviously fantastical productions, would it? Well, all I can say is, at a monthly cost of $29.98 for membership, it better not!

Pros:
All Reality Porn is a network of 31 websites, all of them devoted to supposedly realistic porn. Site names include Please Bang My Wife, Barefoot Maniacs, Mr. Happy’s Gloryhole, Round Mound of Ass, Mr. Chew’s Asian Beaver, Ice Cream Bang Bang, and MILFs in Heat. The titles are generally a strong indication of what lies inside and content covers most established hardcore niches quite well.

Updates seem to be arriving at the network every two or three days with few interruptions. Although there doesn’t seem to be a strict schedule in place, most sites update weekly or biweekly and regular contribute to the already huge archive of over 2,447 exclusive scenes.

The All Reality Pass crew has assembled a great collection of pornstars for their members. From fantastic newcomers like Violet Monroe and Audrey Elson to established supersluts like Lisa Ann and Jenna Haze. Especially great is that the network seems to focus on up and coming stars that, although not amateurs, haven’t yet done so many movies as to be jaded, exhausted, and riddled with unattractive plastic surgery.

Cons:
All Reality Pass is afflicted with a terrible model index that links directly to scenes, not profile pages, and provides absolutely no information about the models. It sure is a shame to see such incredible performers as these be mistreated by a weak design plan.

During my reviewing experience, I happened upon a number of dead links and “forbidden” areas of the site that interrupted by fact-finding and titty-ogling. Whether these problems are as common for other browsers, I have no idea, but it’s well worth mentioning here.

I understand the need for some sites and networks to enforce download limits - they prevent hackers and trial members from ripping the entire archive in one hit, clogging up the servers, and leading to downtime that makes regular members suffer - but All Reality Pass has taken it way too far. Members of this network are only permitted to download six videos every 24 hours, which is surely not enough for the more feverish porn fans to get their daily fix and will frustrate even mild users.

Many videos are purported to be HD but I couldn’t find any that reached resolutions larger than 640x480 pixels. Really, is it too much to ask for some better quality video? HD cameras can now be bought for a few hundred dollars and, in this case, could mean the different of thousands upon thousands of dollars profit for All Reality Pass.

A handful of All Reality Pass’s websites are no longer updating or only updating every few months. Obviously, this hampers the growth of the network and will disappoint those of you who are dedicated to certain niches and would really only be joining for a couple of sites.

Conclusion:
None of us are infallible, no matter how hard we try to be perfect. Even I, your dedicated pornographic educator and elucidator, have, on occasion, made a mistake or two, but nothing as seriously damaging as the mistakes made by All Reality Pass. A little while back, Mr. Pink’s conducted their first review of All Reality Pass and awarded a fairly impressive score to a promising network with a hell of a lot of potential. In the time since that review was published, none of the criticisms made by this reviewer, which, it should be noted, aligned with those of many of his colleagues, had been attended to, nor had any of the advice been heeded. What All Reality Pass is left with a few years later, is exactly the same as on the occasion of the first review. Why is this a problem? Well, let’s just say the rest of the world progressed while All Reality Pass did not.