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Category 18 - 24, Amateur, Female Masturbation, Lesbian

Price

$24.95/Month

Calling all angel lovers! If you've got a hankering for spankering yourself silly while ogling young ladies so breathtakingly sensual they could only have dropped down from the skies above to grace us Earthwalkers with their heavenly presence, you really oughta give ALS Angels a quick once over. The models appearing within aren't just beautiful young women, they're beautiful young women appearing completely naked and baring their hairless pubic regions for all paying ALS Angels members to see. They strip, they show off, they masturbate, they lend one another a helping hand, they inspire raging erections not seen since Pamela and Tommy Lee found themselves in every horny home in America; is there anything the ALS Angels can't do?

Score

Quality 9
Design 5
Navigation 5
Updates 8
Content amount 8
Money value 8
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 10
Appeal 10
Overall Score 82

Videos

Number of movies 508+
Average length 20 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (1920x1080)

WMV (720x540)

DivX (1280x720)

Photos

Pic sets 560+
Pics per set 250
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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ALS Angels review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 09/11/2012

Overview:
When Austin Powers' nemesis Dr. Evil espoused the virtues of a shawn scrotum while detailing his life story, many shuddered at the thought of his hairless sack dangling limply between his sickly pale thighs. Had Dr. Evil been born a woman, though, many male viewers would have immediately whipped out their dicks and started thrashing away, dreaming of that hairless hole carefully hidden behind a grey jumpsuit. If even that sounds a little gross to you, chances are you'll not have a negative reaction to ALS Angels, a site hosting nothing but nude young adult women whose snatches are as hairless as their perfect nubile breasts. ALS Angels is brought to you by the same folks behind ALS Scan, a site at least partially responsible for the immeasurable popularity of hairless vulvas. (ALS stands for All Ladies Shaved, in case you didn't know.) For $24.95 you can buy yourself a month-long pass to ALS Angels, where every girl is young, pretty, naked, and clean shaven for your enjoyment. What exactly does your money get you, though? For that a wealth of other informational tidbits, follow along with Mr. Pink as I dive in headfirst to find out just how angelic these delectable young maidens really are.

Pros:
True to its name, ALS Angels is a site with a model roster featuring gorgeous young women who appear to have descended from up above to grace us mere mortals with their incredible sexualities. Many of the models are notable young porn performers: Bree Daniels, Eufrat, Hayden Winters, Lexi Belle, Sandra Shine, and Terri Summers, for example. And, yes, before you ask, they are all shaved down below.

With women this carnally motivated, you can't expect simple softcore porn here. ALS Angels usually produces scenes and galleries that showcase the intricacies of female masturbation as demonstrated by the luscious models. Dildos and vibrators are commonly used and it is far from a rarity to see more than one girl in a scene, each applying her hands, lips, and tongue to the other for pleasures sake.

Images, both still and moving, and of a high quality here. Downloadable videos are now offered in High Definition formats hitting both 720p and 1080p resolutions; they can also be streamed at 480p and look good in all incarnations. ALS has long focused on photographic works and the titular angels looks stunning in pics of 1400px and 3888px, the latter offering incredibly detailed views; both image sizes are zipped for download.

Everything you'll find here at ALS Angels is exclusive to this site and this site alone. What's more, it's quite a large collection: 508 videos and approximately 560 photo galleries. Updates arrive here on the homepage very frequently, up to four times each week, which keeps the already solid archive growing all the time.

Cons:
Although advertised as High Definition, the video streams don't quite match the quality of the HD downloads, only reaching 853x480 pixels. What's more, every scene is presented on one single page. When selected, the chosen stream opens in a pop-up player window, not its own dedicated viewing page.

ALS Angels suffers greatly from a truly dated design and layout. Aside from its immediately obvious unattractiveness, this design also prohibits searching, browsing the archive by date, viewing available photo galleries from all but one model, and, you know, other general browsing activities that are so essential to the usability of all websites.

For a site that has been active online for 15 years, ALS Angels is nowhere near as large as it should be. Don't get me wrong, there's a good collection of content here that'll suit most users, but with fifteen years under its belt, you'd think members would be enjoying ten times what's now online. Content recycling doesn't seem to be taking place anymore, but it certainly has in the past.

If you're brave enough to scroll all the way down to the bottom of the video page, you'll see (a few hundred scenes later) videos peaking at just 720x540 pixels and looking very drab and bland indeed. Older photos also disappoint at peak resolutions of 768px.

Conclusion:
Oh, ALS Angels, you frustrate me! Folks, ALS Angels could easily be a truly breathtaking site if it wasn't so badly designed. I know I gripe about site designs quite a bit, but it is truly one of the most important components of a successful adult website. It's unfortunate that ALS Angels looks and handles so damn poorly. The archive is quite large, updates arrive frequently, the HD content looks very nice, and, of course, the models are gorgeous young ladies with silky smooth pussies and a strong desire to show off their affection for both themselves and one another, but all those positives fly out the window when you realize you have to first find a model then select her before even coming upon, let alone viewing, any photographic content. Videos are all laid out on a single page, which makes for really cumbersome, tiresome, and time consuming browsing. This issue can (and, in this case, does) ruin what could be a perfectly satisfactory site.

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