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Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.

Score

Quality 7
Design 7
Navigation 6
Updates 8
Content amount 6
Money value 7
Downloadable videos 7
Exclusivity 6
Appeal 8
Overall Score 72

Videos

Number of movies 166+
Average length 25 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (720x480)

MP4 (640x480)

WMV (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 41+
Pics per set 85
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Anabolic review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/09/2012

Overview:
Pornstars aren't normally known for being big complainers. Sure, they've all got Amazon wishlists and seem to expect gifts from fans, some of whom they occasionally bitch about, but outright whining doesn't really factor into the whole "ideal woman of sexual fantasy" thing, does it? Well, former pornstar Regan Starr (no relation to Bobbi, Rachel, Kaci, Aiden, Roxy, Jade, Lucky, or Teri) complained that her appearence in Rough Sex 2 was, well, a tad too rough. "I got the shit kicked out of me," she was quoted as saying. "I was told before the video - and they said this very proudly, mind you - that in this line most of the girls start crying because they're hurting so bad." Now, we here at Mr. Pink's are never ones to take this kind of comment lightly. Porn, after all, should always be about the pleasure of everyone involved, even if that pleasure stems from a superficially painful experience. Ms. Starr's comments, however, cast Rough Sex 2's producing studio, Anabolic, in a rather negative light. Now, over a decade later, Ms. Starr has long since retired; Anabolic, though, still appears to be going strong thanks in part to its online distribution arm, Anabolic dot com. Keeping in mind the accusations leveled against the company by Ms. Starr (the Regan one, not the infinitely hotter Rachel and tougher Bobbi), it'll be interesting to see what lurks beneath Anabolic's clean and attractive online facade. Getting inside would cost you, the home viewer, $34.95 a month, but thanks to my inside industry connections, I can dip my toe in the water and report back on whether or not it's safe to take a dive into the deep, deep, incredibly deep waters of Anabolic.

Pros:
Anabolic isn't just a type of muscle-enhancing steroid, it's also one of the most notorious adult studios in all of porn. Anabolic's official online base hosts an exclusive collection of original Anabolic productions pulled from their DVD releases that shouldn't be found anywhere else but brick and mortar retail outlets.

Although the aforementioned Regan Starr is nowhere to be found, Anabolic can boast a pretty sterling roster of pornstar talent. Everyone from newcomers like Katie St. Ives, Dakoda Brookes, and Nicole Ray to such established spinners as Sasha Grey, Sativa Rose, Gianna Michaels, Sandra Romain, and Holly Wellin is here just waiting to be observed doing what they do best: having their faces, pussies, and asses plowed.

Anal fans are in for something of a treat at Anabolic. The DVD catalog features a large number of anally-inclined titles, including multiple installments from the A2M, Ass Cream Pies, Assman, and Up Your Ass. Lesbian sex and gangbangs also make frequent appearances and are best seen in the Girlgasmic and GangBang Girl series.

Mr. Pink's is known for snagging our readers hefty discounts, but even we rarely manage to coax one this impressive from site admins. By joining Anabolic through our links you'll cut the normal sign-up cost in half! That's right, fuck fans, a whopping fifty percent discount that brings the monthly price down to just $17.95 is now yours!

Cons:
With the majority of the adult industry jumping on the HD train in an effort not only to bring their fans the best visual quality possible, but also to stay relevant and in the game, it's disappointing to find that Anabolic doesn't seem at all concerned with High Definition. The largest video resolutions you'll find on the site reach 720x480 pixels and are pretty underwhelming. Each scenes offers one lone format option besides the stream, which obnoxiously starts playing as soon as you hit the viewing/download page.

When viewed online, Anabolic's photo content isn't overly impressive. It's only after downloading the zipped galleries do you get the full 2912x4368 pixel resolutions. There is no general photo listing, forcing you to trawl through the model index to see who has galleries and who doesn't, and these galleries, when you do find them, only show the first dozen images or so before forcing you to either download a zip or start the slideshow.

Past reports and analysis of Anabolic's website mentioned significantly higher content counts than what is currently online; almost five times the scenes! While the homepage shows recent twice-daily updates, that doesn't count for much even if true, when around 400 scenes seemed to have vanished.

The model index is frustratingly filled with far too many empty spaces where the stars' portraits should be; some portraits are even repeated and show the wrong performer altogether. This lack of info plagues the profile pages, too, as well as the scenes and DVDs themselves. Since Anabolic is the original source for this content, you'd think they could drum up some more info, or at least get Sarah Vandella's age right. (She's clearly not 42-years-old.)

Sweet, dude! You've been searching through the DVD listing and found one that appeals to you: A2M #7 starring Sandra Romain, Georgia Southe, Claire Robbins, Leah Luv, and your favorite little latina whore, Jasmine Byrne. Jump to A2M #7's page, though, and only two scenes are available, neither of them featuring the incomparably salacious Ms. Byrne. Keep looking, my man, 'cause partial DVD uploads appear to be one of the more obnoxious trends behind Anabolic's online endeavor.

Conclusion:
Earlier in this review I called Anabolic on of porn's most notorious production studios. Unfortunately, after spending a significant amount of time examining the company's website for this review, I must now declare Anabolic to be one of porn's least technologically efficient and progressive companies. This website is woefully, drastically underdeveloped and so poorly maintained. DVDs are thrown online with only one or two of the full five, six, or seven scenes; sometimes just a behind the scenes one at that! The model index provides routinely inaccurate biographical info, shows blank spaces where portraits of notable and prolific stars (Nicole Ray, Sandra Romain, Renae Cruz etc.) should be. There are multiple references to HD videos, but none have been added to the site, leaving fans with fairly unimpressive 720x480 resolution MP4s and WMVs to try and enjoy. When beginning this review, my anticipation was palpable, my expectations high, but now that we come to the end of Anabolic's examination, I can only feel the sting of disappointment intensified by the simple fact that I really wanted to enjoy Anabolic's online venture.

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