Angelina Valentine review

Angelina Valentine review - MrPinks.com
Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews - 10/25/2011

Overview:
Pornstars aren’t all former delinquents who’ve hustled their way across the continental United States, done time in jail, had drug issues, and roughed up anyone who looked at ‘em twice, but Angelina Valentine is. While only 25-years-old, this tattooed Amazonian goddess has already lived a life tough and adventurous enough to give most of her co-stars pause. Openly bisexual during high school, Angelina told AVN that she and her friends “were always sucking dicks,” or as they liked to call it (to avoid detection from their parents), “making tacos.” Describing her classmates view of her as “Damn, she’s so fucking hot, but I’m afraid of her,” Angelina went on to do time for, well, she won’t really say, (but it seems like it was probably drug-related) before she decided to leave her life in Kentucky and fly out to LA to become a pornstar. Now, after four years in the adult business, Angelina is hotter than ever. Her massively inflated tits, pumped-up lips, and long, lean, heavily tattooed body do wonders for guys (and girls) who like ‘em bawdy and boisterous, and Angelina Valentine’s official website looks like a ‘shoot to thrill’ adult adventure if ever there was one. At $24.95 a month, getting inside this astonishingly filthy pornstar’s website is a lot cheaper than roaming around trying to find a 25-year-old delinquent deviant of your own, and with access to other Pornstar Platinum websites thrown in, it seems like a pretty damn solid deal from one of porn’s boldest performers. Like Angelina says, “Go big or go home. That’s my motto for everything.”

Pros:
If it wasn’t already abundantly clear, lemme reiterate: Angelina Valentine is a tall, slim, incredibly busty, heavily tattooed powerhouse of an adult performer. Whatever she’s doing, whether its deepthroating a thick dick or nibbling on a fellow pornstar’s clit or getting fucked in the ass by Lex Steele, Angelina is the Motörhead of modern porn.

Angelina is the type of pornstar who’ll seemingly try everything at least once and her website reflects that attitude with a collection that tackles solo stripping and masturbation, dildo-pummeling lesbian sex, public exhibitionism, powerful POV scenes, rough cock riding, all-girl orgies, boy/girl/girl threesomes, leather BDSM play, and even tranny-fucking.

With most videos now offered in 1280x720, 1080x608, or 960x540 pixel formats, Angelina Valentine has rarely looked as good as she does here on her official site. Watching this stunning and quite intimidating performer in HD is a marvel, as are the glorious 1600px photos.

Something new makes its way to Angelina’s homepage at least once a week, sometimes twice. There’s already a pretty decent collection online - 45 videos and 139 galleries - and with the included Pornstar Platinum network access, that amounts to quite a lot of great porn.

Cons:
There’s some notable disparity between the photo and video collections, with the latter numbering barely a third of the formers content. Those who are primarily interested in watching Angelina fuck her brains out in video form will likely find this a tad disappointing.

Although updates have been arriving on a regular weekly basis for a while now, they have previously floated around without being too reliable. It’s certainly not inevitable, but quite likely that the current update schedule is only temporary and we’ll soon be back to something less regular.

The promised webcam shows are nowehere to be found and not just Angelina’s; the Pornstar Platinum webcam schedule is empty for months. The only bonus, aside from the network, members receive isn’t much of a bonus at all: access to a pay-per-view video-on-demand site.

Angelina Valentine has a delightfully flamboyant personality, style, and sexual energy, which makes the exclusion of all personal information and interactive possibilities from her site a real pain in the tucchus. It’d be great to get a video interview or two to learn more about this incomparable performer.

Conclusion:
There’s no doubt that Angelina Valentine is a top-tier pornstar. She’s a punky, tatted-up, metal-head rocker chick with massive fake tits and long, slender body that craves attention. What’s more, she’s eager for any kind of pornographic performance you can think of, from bondage to blowjobs, cunnilingus to cuckolding. Her website makes good on most of its promises and delivers HD videos and high-res photos that show Ms. Valentine in an exceptionally strong light. The scenes offer a lot of variety and pack a mean punch. Ultimately, the only areas of the site in need of much attention are the updates, where you’ll find a large disparity between video and photo items, and the rather impersonal feeling caused by fans’ lack of options for interacting with, and having access to Angelina Valentine herself. Those issues aside, though, Angelina’s site is much like the woman herself: tight, contained, well stacked, but with an energy that can’t be kept down.