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Any porn movie, even a great one, has very little chance of ever being regarded as a genuine masterpiece. Ass Masterpiece clearly objects to this notion and has fashioned itself as the be-all, end-all of butt-loving adult websites. Claiming to hold a bevy of anal scenes and pimping the hottest, most bodacious, bootylicious women in porn, Ass Masterpiece makes a few crucial stumbles on its way to glory. It's not a masterpiece yet, but it's getting warming.

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 9
Updates 5
Content amount 7
Money value 8
Downloadable videos 10
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 8
Overall Score 83

Videos

Number of movies 122+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1080x720)

WMV (854x480)

Photos

Pic sets 122+
Pics per set 120
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Ass Masterpiece review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/19/2012

Overview:
There are asses and there are asses and you know you know the difference. The former is something a person sits with, balancing their upper and lower body, and from where digestive waste is excreted. The latter is breathtaking, a marvel of divine design, the ultimate tool of manipulation of the male of the species. We see it. We want it. That's it. Naughty America knows how astonishing a finely formed female backside is. Ass Masterpiece proves it. Devoted to those cushions for pushin', this site celebrates the curvy and the buoyant, the round, the perfect, the masterpiece of ass. Ass Masterpiece costs $24.95 per month to access and promises to provide you with an unbeatable ass-focused porn experience. There's much talk on the tour pages of anal sex and how much of it you'll find inside the members area, so anal fans should be especially well catered to. Look, even if you sign up and find you don't much like Ass Masterpiece (as inconceivable as that may be), you'll have a whole world of Naughty America laid out before you. So what makes this site the perfect match for the assman in all of us? That's what I hope to find out.

Pros:
As a Naughty America venture, Ass Masterpiece has a rock solid foundation and resources a-plenty. The cast is evidence of this: Jessie Rogers, Jynx Maze, Phoenix Marie, Kristina Rose, and no less than three incarnations of Elegant Angel's "Buttwoman": Alexis Texas, Kelly Divine, and Jada Stevens. Even semi-retired and totally-outta-porn performers like Gianna and Naomi do great work here, always with a focus on the ass.

If you like plump asses, you're gonna love 'em in 720p and even 1080p High Definition videos that are among the best on the 'net. These streaming and downloadable videos look as gorgeous as the women they feature with strong colors and good sound throughout. Photos also look quite good and can be downloaded in zipped galleries or viewed in online ones.

There Ass Masterpiece scene archive currently holds 122 original productions, each one more ass-tastic than the last. In addition, your membership, which can now, thanks to Mr. Pink's, be had for $17.95, will get you access to more than 30 other Naughty America websites, from American Daydreams to Neighbor Affair.

Cons:
Updates have fluctuated throughout Ass Masterpiece's history; some months saw five or six updates while others went by with a single update. Now, though, the schedule seems to have settled and presents a new scene every two weeks. That's not likely often enough for most folks, though, and it'd be great to see a more satisfying weekly schedule in place.

Ass Masterpiece made a hell of a lot of noise on its tour pages about anal sex. The site claimed it was "devoted 100% to everything anal from anal porn and anal sex to anal sex videos and hardcore anal porn." Clearly a spiel written to be found as search engine results, the claims are essentially false. There is anal content here, but with ten to fifteen vag-only scenes to every anal scene, it's definitely in the minority.

Like all Naughty America sites, Ass Masterpiece has more than its fair share of advertising cluttering up its pages and distracting its viewers from their intended ogling of jiggly buttocks and mid-reverse cowgirl booty-clapping dance moves. Are all these ads really necessary, Naughty America? Really?

Photo content doesn't quite match the extremely high standard set by Ass Masterpiece's videos. Peaking at just 1000px, the photos look pretty good, but certainly aren't remarkable in any way. Other sites can offer images three times that size on a regular basis, so why can't Ass Masterpiece?

Conclusion:
Without an archive the size of some of its network brethren, without weekly updates, and with so few instances of the very act the site was purported to focus on, Ass Masterpiece still comes across rather well. The content that is online - 122 scenes each with videos and photos - looks great in High Definition formats and the scenes do a great job of showing off the phat-assed ladies shaking their rumps for you here. Photos could stand to be upgraded from their good, but not great current 1000px resolution state. Updates could likewise be improved; a weekly schedule seems best and fairest. Most disappointing, though, is the distinct lack of anal content. With less than a dozen anal scenes available here, it's really not fair to classify Ass Masterpiece as an anal site at all; ass-focused, yes, but not anally-focused. If you're not the rabid fan of assfucking some readers no doubt are, you likely won't care, but those who came to see butts plundered will be mighty miffed. Ass Masterpiece is a mini-masterpiece of ass-focused porn, but not anal porn. If that's cool with you, welcome to delightful site loaded with stellar derrieres.

Alexis Monroe
Diamond Kitty
Jayden Jaymes
Jessie Rogers
Julie Cash
Jynx Maze
Krissy Lynn
Madison Rose

 

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