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$14.95/Month

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Some folks will do anything with a pair of 32-Ds with a little cleavage showing, but not you. You're an ass-man! And for the discerning ass-man who likes his porn colorful and carnal in equal measure, Ass Parade provides its services via the acclaimed Bang Bros network. Delivering (semi-)regular updates in dynamic 1080p videos, this, one of a couple of ass-focused Bang Bros sites, showcases the twerking, the cowgirl riding, the bouncy face-sitting, and the notorious reverse-anal-cowgirl that only supreme ass-champs like Valentina Nappi and Jynx Maze can pull off, and does all it in truly awesome style.

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 9
Updates 7
Content amount 8
Money value 10
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 9
Overall Score 88

Videos

Number of movies 583+
Average length 45 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (852x480)

Photos

Pic sets 583+
Pics per set 300
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Ass Parade review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/23/2016

Overview:
Have you ever attended a fashion show complete with catwalk and gaunt, expression-less models? Or how about an adult beauty pageant, swimsuit competition, or denim jean modeling showcase? No? Well, those that have will tell you that it's a case at these events of reality not meeting your high expectations. A parade of pert female rear-ends presented for your viewing pleasure, these events are most certainly not. The Bang Bros website Ass Parade, on the other hand… Well, it's so loaded with bottom-heavy babes that any ass-man worth his salt has probably already spent a very fine few months at this legendary Bang Bros butt celebration. Those who've never had the pleasure of watching porn's thickest, meatiest, and most squeezable rear-ends bounce, twerk, gyrate, and grip those Bros' dicks like they're never letting go now have a more appealing Ass Parade to consider than ever before. High Definition videos now reach 1080p and showcase every rump and hump in all its glutinous glory in exclusive hardcore scenes that'll surely have any leg- or boob-men changing their designation and joining the booming legion of Ass Parade fans. What's $29.95-a-month when the world's foxiest female asses are shown here in all their irresistible glory?

Pros:
You wanted the ass-iest woman in porn, you got 'em! Ass Parade sees the ass-tastic likes of Diamond Kitty, Valentina Nappi, Summer Brielle, Abby Lee Brazil, and legends like Luna Star, Alexis Texas, and Mercedes Carrera. All girls give a little tease show then proceed to show off their asses, bouncing and grinding them before the camera, their butts lathered with oil or lube. They then bend over with an arched back, and get fucked deep.

Shot in backyards, vacation resorts, on beaches, and hidden away behind parked car, Ass Parade's outdoor scenes are lots of fun and very risque. Indoor shoots are more common and allow for ample ass-play with butt plugs, dildos, fingers, tongues, even speculums opening up these pornstar pussies and asses while their cheeks are groped, slapped, and pried apart. Bang Bros' best doggy-style and ass-focused porn is right here, folks!

Every Monday, a new scene full of incredibly bootylicious viewing lands at Ass Parade HQ, adding another episode to the marvelously deep nearly-600 scene archive. Dig back to the early updates and you'll find more amateurs than pros, though nowadays it's the total opposite. All-in-all, there's enough variety and depth here to keep you coming back again and again.

Scoring you, dear reader, a discount deal that'll now get you inside Ass Parade for just $14.95-a-month, Mr. Pink's definitely has you, ass-fans, in mind! Hard to resist at any price, a discounted Ass Parade suddenly becomes utterly unmissable, especially as it opens the entire Bang Bros network before you like the pornographic smorgasbord of your dreams.

Cons:
Ads are an obnoxious presence on paid members-only sites and Bang Bros has far too many littering its network and sites. Ass Parade's members will notice an abundance of promo graphics, animated ads, and redirecting links that pull you away from your preferred Ass Parade porn for something far less exciting: Bang Bros-related sites that aren't accessible to Ass Parade members.

Anal sex: you'd think by now folks who don't indulge would've accepted that others do and enjoy watching it. Ass Parade features some anal content - about 25 anal scenes are now online, though they could stand to be better identified - but is hardly an anal-sex site. Anal fiends may be annoyed by this, what with porn's hottest asses on display.

Video file sizes remain quite large despite compression becoming tighter and smoother every year. Ass Parade members wanting 720p and 1080p HD movies will regularly find themselves needing to clear up some hard drive space for the 1.5-to-3 GB file they're to download. Although visuals are very strong here, the huge files can dissuade downloaders from their usual viewing habits, pushing them to streams instead.

Ass Parade isn't the only Bang Bros site entirely concerned with junk-filled female trunks. There's also PAWG (Phat Ass White Girl) that might not feature the Latinas, African Americans, and occasional Asians that Ass Parade does, but arguably does just as brilliant a job at worshipping porn's juiciest asses.

Conclusion:
Ass Parade sees the thickest and most enticing female asses in the porno world collected in one convenient location, a location that just happens to be surrounded by more than fifty other Bang Bros websites, some of them easily among the best in their niche. Although Ass Parade might at first seem tedious to the average hardcore fan, the devoted ass-man will love the extra attention paid to photographing each performer's bottommost curves from a variety of flattering angles. Hardcore fans can relax, though, 'cause Ass Parade is at heart a pretty straightforward hardcore fuckfest that leaves no woman unsatisfied and no man drained of his seed. Rear-ends take the focus, naturally, with lots of bouncing ass-play and anal sex. It's all perfectly showcased in streaming and downloading 1080p videos and 2000px photo galleries that offer even more glamorous views. Updates are unfortunately a bit slippery and don't keep to their allegedly weekly schedule with any regularity. But, hey, when you've got pornstars this irresistible throwing their world-class backsides around in crisp, colorful HD, who can complain?

 

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