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Ass-men rejoice! Those perverted purveyors of pornographic wonderment, the motherlovin' Bang Bros, have dedicated an entire site to the adoration and worship of the female rear end. Ass Parade packs a ton of wild, energetic hardcore sex into every one of its scenes, casting pornstars who really know how to use the junked-up trunks they've been blessed with. Presented in awesome HD video formats and high resolution photos, and with a new scene arriving every week and more than 400 already online, Ass Parade is a booty-lover's paradise, heaven, nirvana, and Shangri-La all rolled into one.

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 9
Updates 7
Content amount 8
Money value 9
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 10
Overall Score 88

Videos

Number of movies 411+
Average length 42 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (852x480)

WMV (852x480)

Photos

Pic sets 411+
Pics per set 300
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Ass Parade review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/20/2012

Overview:
In the United States, we're pretty damn fond of parades. There's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Mardi Gras, Pasadena's Rose Parade, the National Memorial Day Parade, and San Francisco's Pride Parade, which all draw huge crowds and attention from around the country and, indeed, the world. Then there's Ass Parade. A site from those dastardly fuckers, the Bang Bros, that places its attention and focus squarely on the third most widely adored female body part (after the left and right breasts), the buttocks. Jam packed like a "ghetto booty", Ass Parade's hundreds and hundreds of exclusive hardcore scenes star only the most asstastic pornstars and see them shaking their money makers indoor face in High Definition. Never letting a good ass go to waste, the Bros set about tearing that shit up in their usual irreverent style and invade the mouths, pussies, and, yes, even the asses of some of porn's most bootylicious babes. With monthly membership running you $24.95 and providing access not only to Ass Parade, but to all other Bang Bros sites as well, this is one delectable treasure trove that any ass-man will jump at the chance to loot and plunder, but if Ass Parade's dedication to derrieres takes precedent over good ol' hardcore fuckin', things could go a little, well, bottoms up here. With America's most enterprising, entertaining, and dedicated gonzo porn producers on board, though, Ass Parade is likely to be yet another Bang Bros success story, but let's find out for sure as Mr. Pink takes another look at an ass-centric site that refuses to accept that a densely-packed backside is only good for sitting on.

Pros:
Just what is Ass Parade? It's the Bang Bros site filled with awesome hardcore scenes that always, always focus on the shapely backside of a pornstar's finely formed body as she dances around, strips, and gets down to some vigorous, often wild fucking. The gonzo shooting style works beautifully in these scenes, especially when it adopts a POV position and really shows off a big, beautiful, booty riding hard and fast.

Who's your favorite big-assed pornstar? Chances are she's sitting here at Ass Parade waiting for your attention. Such famously bootylicious women as Rachel Starr, Kristina Rose, Abella Anderson, Jada Stevens, Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Jada Fire, and Jayden Jaymes put their asses where their mouths are. The introductory teases are quite long and filled with sexy butt-shots, and, yes, anal fans are well catered to.

Ass Parade's 2000px photo galleries usually contain quite a lot of photos that don't just mimic the video, but offer some tantalizing new views of, say, Jessie Rogers rolling around on the floor in a fishnet body stocking, shoving her ample trunk in the air in anticipation. Videos manage to best their still counterparts with great hardcore action that, at a High Definition peak of 720p, give you stunning rump-shaking cowgirl and doggy angles.

Every Monday sees a new Ass Parade seen added to archive. With more than 400 scenes already online, you're hardly left wanting some booty-banging to ogle. Throw in the included network access that hands you the key to 42 other incredible Bang Bros sites and you'll never want for any other porn ever again. As always, joining through Mr. Pink's links will cut your costs, this time down to a paltry $14.95.

Cons:
Ads litter the entire Bang Bros network and the pages of Ass Parade are no exception. Many of these ads don't actually look like regular advertisements, though, and instead take the form of preview thumbnails that direct you to a scene on a site or network that is operated by, but not included in the Bang Bros network; scenes that are therefore inaccessible without buying another membership.

Ass Parade features plenty of recurring performers. Rachel Starr, for instance, has a whopping twelve scenes online, three of them from this year alone. While it's definitely good for Rachel Starr devotees that she's so popular with the ass-loving Bros, it'd be nice to have a heavier contingent of women who've never shot for Ass Parade before and for repeat visits to be more sparsely added. Hell, two Jessie Rogers scenes in six weeks? Crazy!

Those who wish all porn would skimp on the seduction and go straight to the hardcore stuff will no doubt find the length ass-adoring introductions to almost all Ass Parade scenes to be a pain in the, well, you know. It can often take a good 15 or 20 minutes before any penetration occurs.

While obvious and somewhat unavoidable, it's still a shame to log-in, dig through the archive, and find that Ass Parade's older scenes (dating back to 2004) look pretty damn bland and lifeless compared to Ass Parade's newer episodes. It's not just the 640x480 pixel maximum resolution, either; the women are less lively, less attractive, and less bootylicious than the pornstars the Bros cast these days.

Conclusion:
(Where to begin with my conclusions to this, another glowing review of a Bang Bros site… Ah yes, I know!) Ass! I can't get enough of pornstars with juicy backsides and considering you're reading this review of Ass Parade, there's a good chance you can't get enough of them either. While it's certainly not the most perfect porn site on the 'net, it has everything a hardcore-loving ass-man requires: gorgeous pornstars with plump booties, hardcore sex that often includes anal, HD videos and high-res photos, and a shooting style that often moves into a POV position and always, always keeps the focus squarely on the bouncing booties you came to ogle. There's really not that much more to say. Ass Parade nails its niche, nails its phat-assed performers, and nails you to your chair in awe. It's flat-out ass-tastically bootylicious!

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