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In its 13 years in operation, a few Bang Bros websites have come and gone before they could really be celebrated. With the upload of its 500th scene now behind it and only a bright, bouncy future ahead, Bang Bros site Ass Parade is currently kicking (kissing, knocking, fucking?) sexy pornstar asses from here to heaven - and in 720p HD, no less! Connected to Bang Bros and providing all its members free access, Ass Parade hopes you'll stop by, settle in, and take a good long look at the choicest pornstar rumps in full fucking flight. And me, I'm struggling to think of a reason you shouldn't.

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 9
Updates 7
Content amount 8
Money value 10
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 10
Overall Score 89

Videos

Number of movies 564+
Average length 34 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (852x480)

WMV (852x480)

Photos

Pic sets 564+
Pics per set 200
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Ass Parade review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 04/24/2014

Overview:
Whether it's in celebration of returning soldiers, athletic champions, or political candidates, everyone loves a good parade. Floats, ticker-tape, and marching bands are loads of fun, sure, but there's another parade that discards all of these frivolities for a far more serious contribution: ass. Part of the enormous Bang Bros network, Ass Parade showcases the plump 'n' juicy, the small 'n' pert, the asses of today's hottest pornstar babes. Tour pages boast of this site being "The #1 big ass lover [sic] website in the whole wide world!" and a place where "the newest amateur hotties with the biggest roundest asses in the world get fucked hard!" So it might not be Shakespeare (or even Gillian Flynn), but Ass Parade is nevertheless a thrilling way to survey the backsides, the derrieres, the rear-ends of porn's babiest babes. From white girls with blessed genes to big-bootied African Americans, Brazilians, Colombians, and more, the asses on display here are top tier and will not only be admired, but lathered, oiled, parted, played with, and pounded (vaginally and/or anally) by the hardest men in porn. At $29.95-a-month, Ass Parade isn't exactly cheap, but then again, neither are its stars.

Pros:
They're round, come in pairs, and hide a marvelous treat inside. The asses of Ass Parade aren't just beautiful to look at and fantasize about, they're treated like royalty here. Directors and stunt-cocks let their hands wander across the fleshy rears of the models, giving the camera (and you) an amazing eyeful. Videos are available in 720p streams and downloads while photos reach 2500px online and in zips for stunning ass imagery.

it wouldn't truly be an Ass Parade without some asses worth celebrating, would it? The models of Ass Parade are among porn's bounciest and liveliest: Anikka Albrite, Phoenix Marie, Abella Anderson, Christy Mack, Paige Turnah, Rebeca Linares, Jesse Rogers, and Alexis Texas are but a few of the more impressive ladies.

Monday sucks. It's the worst day of the week according to most, yet yours could brighten with Ass Parade. Delivering a new scene every Monday, a scene containing hardcore romps that focus on the cheeks, cracks, slits, and holes of the ass and its surroundings, Ass Parade sees a wide variety of sexual positions, both vaginal and anal (and oral) sex, plenty of cowgirl and reverse cowgirl rides, and a liberal helping of oil top off the great teases.

Along with Ass Parade's deep and immensely satisfying archive of 564 exclusive original hardcore scenes, all members have free reign to wander through the 47 other Bang Bros network sites, picking and choosing whatever content they wish. Furthermore, access to the whole shebang can now be had for a measly $14.95-per-month!

Cons:
All this ass-worshipping can get pretty tedious if you're basically just here for the fuckin'. Scenes often take quite a while to get going with the hosts and crew taking their sweet time producing a dick. These long intros are often half the scene and only lightly sexual. Thank God for the fast-forward button.

The amazingly round and bodacious asses you spotted on the tour pages, the asses that led you to consider becoming an Ass Parade subscriber, aren't real. Well, they're real, but they're also been augmented with some crafty Photoshopping that has amplified curvy chests and asses, and slimmed down waists, arms, and legs. Come on - these are the hottest women in porn and they don't need Photoshop to look great!

Those looking for an all-anal experience with Ass Parade are close but on a slightly different track. Bang Bros' anally focused site, Mr. Anal, hasn't been online anywhere near as long as Ass Parade as isn't anywhere near as plentiful. The mix of anal and vaginal penetration here is a good, even one, though, so don't fret.

Having been online now for ten almost ten years - May 17th, 2014 is the anniversary - it's no surprise to find some pretty weak looking videos back in the Ass Parade archives. Far from capturing the unique beauty of the models' glorious rears, the 640x480 pixel movies of old just don't cut it in today's HD world.

Conclusion:
Ass Parade is an almost endlessly enjoyable romp through the ass-tastic archives of Bang Bros. Starring many of porn's most devastatingly gifted women in scenes that showcase not only their remarkable backsides, but their sparkling personalities and marvelous sexual technique, too. Rendered in 720p HD, Ass Parade's videos sit just below the 1080p formats offered by some other sites, but look great all the same alongside the 2500px photo galleries. Weekly updates and a huge back catalog will keep you coming back for more so long as you can afford it. With the entire Bang Bros network unfurled before you, though, you might start selling off your prized possessions to pay for continued membership. And that'd be a damn shame if it weren't Bang Bros and Ass Parade you were beelining poverty for. Who needs money with asses like these?

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