Baby Got Boobs review

Baby Got Boobs review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 06/14/2014

Overview:
Try as you might to resist the busty but intolerable women you meet, you're drawn back to them and their heaving chests time and time again. They can break your heart, fuck your best friend, decorate your bathroom in an atrocious pale mauve palette, embarrass you in front of your family, and generally treat you like the piece of crap they tell their friends you are, and you, you desperate soul, keep running back. Why? 'Cause Baby Got Boobs, dawg! Big ones, too! The female breast has been arousing men for millennia and Brazzers has put this historical tool of seduction to great use on many of its sites, but perhaps on none more so than Baby Got Boobs. Welcoming sizzling pornstar talent both young and not-so-young, Baby Got Boobs offers you the chance to witness the most desired chest-mounted orbs in all of porn as they rock back and forth, swing side-to-side, and get covered in both sweat and semen, all in the name of pornographic entertainment. Baby Got Boobs charges its members $24.95-a-month for access, but as its part of Brazzers' extensive network, I have a feeling you'll be getting a whole lot more than twenty-five bucks of boob-focused smut.

Pros:
Baby Got Boobs doesn't exactly have its own style of hardcore porn production and is certainly not reinventing the wheel here. That said, the highly active, often aggressive Brazzers style is in full swing and sees the likes of Angelica Taylor, Keisha Grey, Brooke Wylde, Casey Cummz, and Jessica Robbin join more established stars like Eva Angelina, Gianna Michaels, and Bree Olson.

Brazzers has long championed High Definition video and the undulating bosoms of Baby Got Boobs look very good indeed in their 720p and 1080p downloadable MP4s and online streams. Photo galleries can be viewed online in 800px frames or downloaded in zipped sets of 2495px. Brazzers has been making use of slow motion footage lately, as well as shooting an increasing number of scenes outdoors. Fun!

Frequent updates add one new scene roughly every six or seven days. There's already a very strong archive online here, though, with 450 scenes at the ready, scenes serving up everything from POV tittyfucking and facials to anal poundings and fierce DPs. Brazzers is outfitted with navigation and customization tools galore and this ensures you'll always find what you're looking for when choosing a scene or fast-forwarding through your selection.

Mr. Pink's close personal friendship with Mr. Brazzers and the Brazzers family allows us to offer you, dear reader, a discounted membership deal that'll give you 30 days of Baby Got Boobs access for a mere $19.95. What's more, this access extends to every other site on the Brazzers network, from Big Tits at School to Big Wet Butts to Doctor Adventures to She's Gonna Squirt. What a deal!

Cons:
Although it claims to be "the world's best busty teen site," there's plenty of pornstars appearing here who are well out of their teenage and young adult years. Jayden Jaymes, Eva Angelina, Audrey Bitoni, and Rachel Roxxx could hardly be called teens at this point.

As with most Brazzers sites, it seems the casting directors favor size over realism. It often appears that the majority of Baby Got Boobs (and indeed Brazzers') featured mammaries have been augmented by a surgeon and a pair of (usually well-placed) implants. Some women now sport such gargantuan boobs they might be a better fit on a site dedicated to racks such as theirs and not smaller, natural, more manageable tits.

Although they're coming along frequently enough and are very nearly dropping new scenes on a weekly schedule, Baby Got Boobs does slip from time-to-time, missing the regular weekly date by a day or two. This likely won't amount to much more than a slight annoyance for some members, but it's worth noting all the same.

Baby Got Boobs might offers all its new videos in High Definition formats, but back in the day HD was but a distant dream. Flip back through the archive to scenes from 2008 and tell me they're even a shade of more recent scenes' visual greatness! Go on! See, they (comparatively) suck, don't they? Here's hoping Brazzers introduces a video remastering program and saves these older scenes from becoming permanently unwatchable.

Conclusion:
Although hardly a "teen" site as initially claimed, Baby Got Boobs is nevertheless a thrilling jaunt through some of the largest natural and augmented racks in porn. Watch them wobble and bounce as the pornstars throw their backs, butts, and racks into each fuckfest, whether they're matched with one hard man, a soft and supple girlfriend, or a combination of guys and girls creating a boob-lover's orgiastic fantasy come true. High Definition videos offer detail-heavy 1080p videos replete with gorgeous 60fps slow motion shots, strong color depth, and plenty of fine detail in each frame. Photos also look quite good at 2495px but could stand an upgrade to bring them closer to the competition. But, really, once you've found yourself signing up to Baby Got Boobs and heading inside for a closer look, you won't ever want to turn back, not unless you find artificially "enhanced" tits a real turn-off. In that case, you'd best look for a more natural big-boob porn site to throw your money at. Rest assured, though, it won't be half as satisfying or depraved as Baby Got Boobs and its Brazzers buddies.