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$14.95/Month

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"You can't fuck me," she said, "it's that time of the month." "I won't go down on you," she said, "I don't like the taste." "You can try fucking my tits," she suggested, "but they're only A-cups and I doubt you'll enjoy it." When all our sexual options seem to be disappearing into thin air, it's comforting to know we can always rely on a good ol' handjob to get the balls rolling, as it were. At Bang My Hand, all you handjob fans will find dozens of scenes of frenetic yet sensual cock-stroking; scenes starring pornstar girls whose talents aren't limited to being a passive fuck-hole. Bang My Hand might not be a flawless site - or even a sufficiently sized one - but it's definitely a nice change of pace from all those double-anals that've been turning your stomach of late. Bang My Hand: the simple things in life are often the best.

Score

Quality 7
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 7
Content amount 4
Money value 7
Downloadable videos 6
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 7
Overall Score 73

Videos

Number of movies 37+
Average length 25 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 37+
Pics per set 250
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Bang My Hand review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 06/23/2012

Overview:
These days, you never can tell who's going to give you herpes, the clap, HPV, HIV, warts, or even syphilis. You can use a rubber, insist on external ejaculation, try dry humping (and no doubt fail), or stick to oral, but all of these acts can easily pass along a nasty little virus or infection to or from someone you'll probably never want to speak to, let alone discuss matters of sexual and reproductive health with again. Now, it's not like handjobs are completely, absolutely safe, but they're extremely unlikely to present you with any nasty surprises unless the handjobber has numerous gaping wounds on her palms. The added safety of keeping things entirely manual only makes the wild strokfest that is Bang My Hand all the more enjoyable. For $29.75 a month, you can sign up, log in, and enjoy videos and photos showing gorgeous women jacking off a faceless, nameless penis. Shot in a POV-style that places you in the more than capable hands of the featured performers, with the likes of Katie Summers, Andi Anderson, Scarlett Pain, Angel Vain, and Allison Moore handling their partnered penises with incredible dexterity and skill. As part of the Dirty Hard Drive network, Bang My Hand is likely to be a fairly well constructed and executed endeavor, but with said network showing signs of waning quality and unreliable updates, perhaps you should tag along with ol' Mr. Pink as I plant myself down and sort through the clumsy butterfingers and the 200-word-per-minute ex-secretaries to find the greatest handjobbers in porn. Just because it's education doesn't mean it can't be fun, too!

Pros:
Presenting its members with POV-shot handjob scenes that are nowhere near as boring as they seem on paper, Bang My Hand is a fellatio-phobic, pussy-fearing porn lover's dream come true. Just because they focus on handjobs doesn't mean the scenes held here are devoid of fully nude women, the occasional spit-shine, or even some non-penetrative penile-vaginal interactions, all of which make arousal-amplifying appearances.

The women doling out the manual manipulation at Bang My Hand include some of porn's most exciting up and coming performers. You've got blondes Rylie Richman, Andi Anderson, Allison Pierce, and Ally Kay, brunettes Ariel Rose, Lexi Brooks, and Alexa Nicole, and raven-haired hotties like Tatiana Kush and Adrianna Kelly stroking the provided meat-sticks to explosive conclusion.

One of the few Dirty Hard Drive sites to offer consistent weekly updates, Bang My Hand presents you with new video and photo content every Tuesday, adding much needed growth to the site.

Every Mr. Pink's reader keen on partaking in some hand banging' porn need not fret about the financial side of a Bang My Hand membership. Cutting the monthly price to just $14.95, which is basically half-price, Mr. Pink has once again scored you, dear reader, a killer deal!

Cons:
Bang My Hand presents such a simple scenario it's quite surprising to find just 37 scenes available at the time of writing. Since we can't fault the weekly updates, I suppose it'll have to be the sites relative youth and inexperience that takes the blame. Oh, Bang My Hand, why you gotta be so young and fresh and undernourished?!

Although four video formats are available for download (in addition to the standard stream), there's no discernible difference between them. Each video format delivers a 720x480 pixel frame that offers a very, very slight increase in definition and clarity over its predecessor, an increase that's only visible upon very close inspection.

A few other online reports are stating that zip packages are available for every Bang My Hand photo gallery, but looking at the site right now, that's clearly not the case. A few galleries come with zip components, but the vast majority do not. (it'd be great if they did, though.)

While the photos and videos both look, well, quite decent, an upgrade is definitely in order. What better way to enjoy some great handjob porn than by watching it all unfold in 720p or 1080p High Definition video and, where photos are concerned, 2000px images? Once Bang My Hand hits HD quality levels, the site will instantly be more worthwhile than it is currently.

Conclusion:
Handjob porn generally makes for a nice change of pace from the usual slate of pussy-pounding, butt-banging, titty-tossing hardcore scenes most sites pump out and Bang My Hand's scenes are both slower and more sensual than such scenes, while still being quite adventurous… for handjobs. The women starring in these strokefests do quite an impressive job of coaxing each load from its temporary nest in some lucky bastard's gonads, wrangling their partnered dick with dexterous abilities far beyond those of any woman who's ever wrapped her fingers around my member. The videos and photos of Bang My Hand present these scenes well, but likely not well enough for todays sophisticated porn viewers, accustomed as they are to 3000px photos and 1080p video streams. The most disappointing aspect of Bang My Hand is, however, not the content itself - it's actually quite hard to find handjob porn this enjoyable - but the fact that there is just so damn little of it. With just 37 scenes online, Bang My Hand will take a while longer to reach a more satisfying size, even with its weekly updates staying on schedule. The bonus network access to Dirty Hard Drive's five other sites makes this particular pill a tad easier to swallow, but it doesn't give you any additional handjobs - and if you're not here for the handjobs, why are you here at all?

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