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Brazzers Mobile review

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$19.95/Month

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Having reviewing the Brazzers network numerous times, it was starting to feel like there was nothing left to say about the infamous ZZ and its massive collection of exclusive, original hardcore pornstar-starring smut. That was until Brazzers Mobile hit the scene - and smart phones and portable media devices around the world! With a unique mobile-formatted design and complete access to everything that has made Brazzers one of the 'net's most successful adult websites, Brazzers Mobile puts some of the world's best porn in the palm of your hand.

Score

Quality 8
Design 7
Navigation 7
Updates 9
Content amount 10
Money value 10
Downloadable videos 5
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 9
Overall Score 84

Videos

Number of movies 4325+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (640x480)

MP4 (320x240)

3GP (180x120)

Photos

Pic sets 4325+
Pics per set 500
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Brazzers Mobile review - Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 11/19/2011

Overview:
Although I'm still waiting on my own personal teleportation device to get me to and from Costco for those supercheap pizza slices and discounted writable media bargains - a 50ct DVD-R spindle for $13.99! - the future we dreamed about back in the '80s and '90s is pretty much here. Don't believe me? Think of all the everyday people who are checking their email, updating Facebook, buying movie tickets, and ordering takeout from a touchscreen handheld device that doubles as a phone, music player, GPS, and gaming device. Some of those people, which probably, if you're reading this review, includes you, use said devices to check out some adult entertainment via the World Wide Web. With iPhones, Androids, tablets, and other WiFi and 3G or 4G enabled devices in hand, plenty of sexually frustrated men (and women, too, probably) are heading to Brazzers Mobile, the handheld device-ready version of the infamous Brazzers network, home of the hottest and hardest hardcore porn this side of the Panama Canal. With a huge archive of porn dating back to 2004, Brazzers (the regular version) has been consistently ranked one of the top adult websites in the world. Can the mobile version match its more traditionally-viewable big brother? Is Brazzers Mobile just a slimmed down version of the great ZZ beast or does it represent a pitifully tiny portion of what the "real" Brazzers gives it's massive group of subscribers on a daily basis? Hang around, techno-perv, and soak up the scoop as brought to you by Mr. Pink, the man with the WiFi-enabled portable media device in hand. (It goes without saying, of course, that those looking for a more detailed analysis of what makes Brazzers, well, Brazzers, head on over to Mr. Pink's review of the regular Brazzers site; here, we'll be discussing Brazzers Mobile and Brazzers Mobile alone.)

Pros:
Brazzers Mobile offers access identical to that of its desktop and laptop-oriented big brother. The 29 sites Brazzers members have been enjoying for years are all translated to Brazzers Mobile, as are all the scenes held in the massive 4,325-scene network archive, scenes from such notable sites as Pornstars Punishment, Baby Got Boobs, Big Tits in School, Big Wet Butts, and Real Wife Stories, as well as all the Brazzers Live shows you can handle!

Sporting a clean, functional design that makes browsing a cinch, Brazzers Mobile is a very well developed mobile site that shouldn't present any problems as you hunt down you favorite pornstar in your preferred hardcore act. A few key functions that really help your searches are the clickable keyword tags (anal, facial, blonde et. al.) and the Favorites function, which allows you to bookmark an intriguing scene for later viewing.

Both video and photo content load quickly on a decent WiFi connection and, photos especially, look very clean and clear on your device's screen, assuming you haven't cracked your iPhone like so many clumsy numbskulls. Although there are ads here on Brazzers Mobile, there are fewer than on the regular Brazzers network, which is also nice to see.

Just like my devotion to offering my dearly beloved readership discounts to non-mobile adult websites, Mr. Pink has also scored a discount for Brazzers Mobile, shaving twenty bucks off the normal (and quite expensive) $39.95 monthly membership fee. Follow me, folks, and you'll get inside for just $19.95. Not too shabby!

Cons:
In addition to being able to stream any scene you choose from the extensive Brazzers archive, you can also download the Brazzers Mobile videos, but it requires the installation of a third-party video downloading app that Brazzers don't seem to have any control over. Although there are some safeguards in place to prevent users from suffering problems due to usage of ill-formed apps, many techno-dweebs remain unconvinced of their effectiveness. You have been warned!

A simplistic design is probably best when viewing a site on a mobile device, but I can't help but feel Brazzers, one of the most technologically advanced porn networks on the 'net, could've done something revolutionary with its mobile site. Instead it just churns out a design and navigation system that is functional, sure, but ultimately uninspired.

Videos can be saved to your computer, but viewing them on any desktop or laptop results in rampant pixilation and image distortion. You'd be much better off using the regular Brazzers site to download anything you'll want to view somewhere other than on a handheld device during a long bus trip or on your lunch break.

Although there are certainly less ads on Brazzers Mobile than on the regular Brazzers network, they're are still some, and they do still get in the way of your browsing. In a way, I suppose, they're even more obnoxious in the mobile format since you're likely attempting to access some great hardcore smut in a much more limited space of time or a potentially compromised situation.

Conclusion:
For our very first mobile site review, it seemed logical that Mr. Pink's take a look at Brazzers Mobile. Brazzers is, after all, one the 'net's most astounding adult success stories and a network that has made an undeniably huge impact on the careers of scores of pornstars, directors, producers, and those in the mainstream entertainment media who have on occasion taken a vested interest in the adult industry. Brazzers Mobile, I am pleased to report, successfully translates most of what made Brazzers such a huge hit to the mobile web format. With a solid design and navigation system, access to everything a desktop or laptop user can enjoy, and fast-loading, good-looking photo and video content framed to suit the smaller screens of mobile devices, there's little to criticize about this version of the infamous network. There is, however, a sense of predictability about the whole enterprise, as if Brazzers Mobile could be miles ahead of the competition instead of just matching its fellow mobile-enabled smut peddlers. Still, gentle reader, with Brazzers Mobile, the future of porn is quite literally within your grasp. Grab it!

 

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