Bree Olson review

Mr. Pink’s review of Bree Olson
Review Date - 08/03/2011

Overview:
When the self-proclaimed Rock Star from Mars, Charlie Sheen, went off the deep end earlier this year, everyone flocked to Twitter to make a million unfunny jokes about his catchphrase-filled ramblings, his alleged possession of Tiger Blood, the copious quantities of alcohol and narcotics he supposedly imbibed, and, of course, his “goddesses”. At least three, but as many as seven pornstars had been named as the cohabitants of Sheen’s Las Vegas suite, but one name stood apart from the rest: Bree Olson. That’s right, porn fans, she of the incomparably lewd Twitter feed was now a Hollywood star’s pornstar du jour. Months later, it seems Bree has gotten back into the adult entertainment business where she was already legendary for her innocent teen look and extremely lusty performances. A great all-rounder who gives consistently powerful oral, vaginal, and anal performances, Bree Olson can be seen filling every update on her self-titled official website, which offers members private blogs and photo galleries, interaction with Bree, live webcam shows, and an exclusive collection of Bree’s best softcore and hardcore (very, very hardcore) scenes. If you haven’t yet discovered Bree Olson, now is definitely the time to take the plunge into her slutty and scandalous professional and personal sex lives. You’ve never met a pornstar quite like her, that I can guarantee!

Pros:
Howard Stern held a live radio/television simulcast aimed at finding the "World’s Biggest Whore". Facing down Ava Devine and some other broad (a blonde), Bree Olson took the prize and can now claim, rightfully so, to be the sluttiest slut that ever slutted it up on either coasts. At Bree Olson's self-titled site, you’ll see plenty of reasons see why.

With a good selection of her finest work and lots of exclusive scenes and galleries, as well as behind-the-scenes content, Bree’s site hosts some incredible voracious cum-hungry performances in which Bree stuffs cock down her throat, tears up some fellow pornstar pussy, and, in true superwhore fashion, is anally dominated by copious studs.

Now reaching High Definition resolutions of 1280x720 and 1920x1080 pixels, Bree’s video content presents the bubbly blonde twenty-something in picture perfect fashion. Not all scenes offer such dynamic frames, but many do; there’s also a solid collection of 1500px photo galleries that present her undeniable sexiness clearly.

Bree Olson fans both old and new will be thrilled to find that, once again, Mr. Pink has snagged his readers a membership discount, this time bringing the monthly cost down to just $17.95.

Cons:
Not everything hosted at Bree Olson dot com is entirely exclusive. Many scenes have been licensed from major porn studios and can be seen on their sites as well as various other online adult video vendors.

Updates now appear to be arriving on a fortnightly basis, not weekly as promised. Updates can bring a photo gallery or video (or both), but need to arrive on a more frequent basis, as does Bree’s blog posts and live webcam shows, both of which seem to be rarer and rarer these days.

Bree Olson’s site seems to offer a great deal of bonus content, but after a while it mostly seems like decidedly un-killer filler and it now appears to be working its way into the main update schedule in the form of behind-the-scenes videos and galleries. Not a great sign, especially as updates have slowed down.

Although the company that runs Bree Olson dot com, Blazing Bucks, also runs a bunch of websites devoted to other pornstars, but do you think you’ll be getting free access to them with your Bree Olson membership? Nosireebob, you will not. What a shame!

Conclusion:
With the biggest year of her professional (and quite possibly private) life now fading into memories, rumors, and dated tabloid reports, Bree Olson is on the cusp of a new phase of her career and this, her self-titled official website could play a huge role in defining her role in the porn industry for years to come. It’s unfortunate then that Bree’s official site seems to be struggling to capitalize on her recent brush with mainstream stardom. Updates have slowed to a twice-a-month crawl and HD video formats are only provided for the occasional new scene, leaving most to sit at unimpressive 640x480 pixel resolutions. The lack of network access and the over abundance of unfortunately dull candid photos (most of which are freely available on her Twitter account) are issues worth noting. A few recent scenes with Peter North, however, have certainly proven that Bree still has what it takes to be one of porn’s reigning slut-queens, if not exactly the biggest whore in the world that Stern pronounced her so many months ago.