Burning Ticket review

There’s intimate, tender, sincere lovemaking; the kind your girlfriend might enjoy; the kind of sexual congress at the end of which you feel closer to and more in-tune with your partner than any other time in your day. And then there’s fucking, the kind of fucking during which you doubt yourself and your devotion to anything other than pure physical sensation; the kind of sex that feels like it probably should come back to bite your later, afflicting you with worry about crossing some kind of unspoken line, of accidentally misinterpreting your partner’s (or partners’) utterances of caution as encouragement and goading; the kind of sex that leaves you lying in a heap on the floor, limbs and libido tingling from the mingling of multiple sexual energies; the kind of sex you’d find depicted at a site called Burning Ticket. Home to adult websites Tame That Bitch, Rubber Penetrations, Machine Sex Slaves, and Euro Fight Girls and eleven others, Burning Ticket is a network that presents the kind of sex your mother would hope you’d never engage in. At a regular monthly membership cost of $24.95, Burning Ticket initially appears to quite a good deal - where else can you get this kind of extremely hardcore content on fifteen different sites for less than thirty bucks? - but will that great first impression hold up upon closer inspection? Grab your magnifying glasses and deerstalker caps, fellow pornographic investigators, and let’s find out.

Pros:
Everything found on Burning Ticket’s fifteen sites is 100% exclusive and original to this network and this network alone. Not only that, but it presents an exciting array of extremely hardcore porn, touching on gangbangs, bukkake, BDSM, rough sex, artificial penetrations, latex costumes, assfucking, and public sex. This is certainly not your grandmamma’s porn site.

While not as large as many other hardcore sites, Burning Ticket nevertheless manages to add one new item to its collected archive every day of the week. Whether a Jizz Whore Party update or something new on the Berlin Public Bangers front, daily updates deliver a strong stream of content and add to the already 811-item archive.

All of the network’s fifteen sites are designed to look like part of a collection, making cross-network browsing quite straightforward. The design of the various sites might not be as dashingly modern and progressive as some other sites, but it sure suits the style of the presented content - wild, wicked, and extremely dirty.

If the monthly membership price of $24.95 is preventing you from considering a membership to Burning Ticket, be thankful that you’re here at Mr. Pink’s, ‘cause I’ve got another discount lined up. Readers of Mr. Pink’s can now join for just $19.95 a month, saving five bucks in the process.

Cons:
While the downloadable and streaming videos now look fairly good, they could certainly stand an increase in both resolution and bitrate, possibly even a full upgrade to High Definition standards. Seeing scenes this nasty and degenerate could only be more fun in HD.

Apart from a few standard tools for browsing and searching the network, there’s little help available to members hunting for something specific. An advanced search function and some clickable category keyword tags would both be very helpful.

English-language users may find themselves frustrated by the fact that most of the scenes appear to be in German. Though I doubt the dialogue is of much importance in a filthy gangbang scene, you’ll often find yourself at a loss as to what exactly is being said unless you can sprechen sie deutsch.

Some updates do not offer a photographic accompaniment to the videos, while others do. There doesn’t seem to be any pattern to this practice. Perhaps the photographer fainted when the 18 stunt-cocks entered the room.

Conclusion:
As a McDonald’s Snack Wrap is to an independent El Paso-based taqueria’s three-meat super-deluxe burrito, most mainstream hardcore porn is to Burning Ticket. That is to say: Burning Ticket’s porn is superhardcore, extremely filthy, and deliciously degenerate. So much so, in fact, that, assuming you’re beating your meat to this network’s gangbangs, ejaculatory explosions, bondage, dildo-slamming sex scenes, you’ll probably need a nice long bath afterwards. With another discount from Mr. Pink’s in tow, membership to Burning Ticket will certainly appeal to those of you looking for something a little rougher and harder in your porno diet. The network does have some problems, of course - the lack of HD video is especially frustrating - but nothing that would make a membership unworthy of your consideration.