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Chiva Culiona review

Category Amateur, Latina, Reality

Price

$1/2 Days/Limited

$29.95/Month

Colombians are stealing our porno ideas! Get this: Chiva Culiona is a site that operates out of Colombia and has guys driving a crazily decorated van around, picking up women, fucking them, then dumping them by the roadside. Sounds exactly like Bang Bus, right? Well, Chiva Culiona is (basically) the South American Bang Bus, but it lacks the content or the commitment to eclipse that North American pornographic institution. Can Chiva Culiona make a name for itself or will it forever remain in the shadow of its betters? I, Mr. Pink, your intrepid chronicler of Internet-age pornographic wonderment, aim to find out.

Score

Quality 8
Design 9
Navigation 8
Updates 2
Content amount 3
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 8
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 8
Overall Score 71

Videos

Number of movies 23+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (852x480)

WMV (852x480)

Photos

Pic sets 23+
Pics per set 300
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Chiva Culiona review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/09/2013

Overview:
Chiva Culiona, one of ten sites hosted by the Culioneros network recently given another look by yours truly, offered the most daunting task of translation on the network thus far. Online translation tools failed, as did my few Spanish-fluent contacts. I then putzed around Google's search results and discovered a Colombian bus system in which the vehicles were dubbed "chiva". Turns out Chiva Culiona is basically Bang Bus done in Colombia, which is great news for all you Bang Bus fanatics who long for a stronger Latina presence in that decrepit white van. Here, though, the rides are decked out in crazy color schemes, have an open air rooftop riding platform and look a hell of a lot sweeter cruising by the beach than a nondescript white E-Series. The women of Chiva Culiona are bodacious, sexually-charged young sluts who'll suck, fuck, and otherwise bestow favors upon a driver in exchange for a ride and the immortality Internet porn provides. For $29.95 a month, you, the home viewer, can enjoy all the carnality that ensues following a roadside pickup by the Chiva Culiona vehicle. And carnality it is, I assure you. The girls do more than "put out", they make fucking their hitched driver their only goal and intention while aboard the good ship suck 'n' fuck. Wanna see what happens when the wheels on the Chiva Culiona bus hit first gear and start rolling?

Pros:
Chiva Culiona has a tantalizing premise: picking up girls on the roadsides of Colombia and fucking their brains out before arriving at their destination. This premise results in scintillating episodes of hardcore action that sees the girls, giggling most of the way, putting their mouths, pussies, and asses where their desire for transportation lies.

Shot and delivered in High Definition video formats, Chiva Culiona delivers strong images in both its video and photo content. Videos can be streamed or downloaded at peak resolutions of 720p, while photos reach 2000px and offer ample clarity whether viewed in online galleries or offline via the zipped archives.

Some might consider it an annoyance, but I found the introductions to Chiva Culiona's scenes very interesting. Taking place on the streets of Bogota (and wherever else the crew shoots), these brief scenes show you street vendors, would-be passengers, and the general public of the area in a casual fashion not usually seen in entertainment, adult or otherwise. It's just a pity it's such a brief glimpse.

Chiva Culiona might not be a large site - in fact, it's far from a large site, but more on that later - but with Culioneros network access provided to every subscribing member, there's a lot more on offer here than what this site holds. Culioneros caters to a Spanish-speaking audience, but welcomes gringos too, providing plenty of Latina-focused hardcore across its ten niche websites.

Cons:
Chiva Culiona is a very small site, only offering 23 scenes in total. All members will at some point give up waiting for anything extra to arrive here and wander off to explore the nine other sites operating under the Culioneros banner. Hardly the worst fate, but not the most desirable either.

The last time Chiva Culiona added a new scene, I was still in my twenties and gas prices were… I don't know, gassy? Point is, it's been nine months since anything new was added to this site and that doesn't appear to be changing anytime soon.

Bang Bros and Culioneros exist as English and Spanish-language equivalents and even share an online hub. Unfortunately, unless you've also purchased a Bang Bros membership, all this connection amounts to is a barrage of Bang Bros advertising clogging up your browse-space.

Even though Culioneros offers far more content than that found on Chiva Culiona, it isn't exactly a network overflowing with smutty material. In fact, it only offers 320 scenes and really struggles to compete with more plentiful network, Bang Bros included.

Conclusion:
As the Spanish-language, Colombia-set equivalent to Bang Bros, you'd think Chiva Culiona would be raking in the members and the money, both. Unfortunately, the former isn't likely to be true, not while the site suffers from inactive updates and holds just 23 scenes in its archives. The High Definition videos look great at 720p resolutions, as do the photos in their peak 2000px frames, but there's simply not enough of this great, sun-drenched imagery here to warrant the near-$30 membership fee. If you're interested in Culioneros network access (as well you should be) then, by all means, join Chiva Culiona; it'll get you that network access and probably be sufficient, but there are better sites on the network more deserving of your money. Check out Mr. Pink's reviews of other Culioneros sites for pointers and remember to insist on the best when it comes to your beat-off supplements. You deserve it.

Make a wish, and make it a wet one, this babe has her thighs spread for anything to happen
With a coy and almost shy look on her face, this legal teen is stroking a thickening shaft
No wonder this hot honey looks incredibly happy, her pussy is filled with hard horniness
His erection is quickly lifted for access to his balls, this babe wants to do a bit of sac sucking
It’s all about being flexible enough for this babe to bring some fetish positions to life
It’s jingle bells and aching balls for this guy that’s personally fucking one of Santa’s helpers
With strong hands on a shapely ass, this babe is being the dominant force for fucking
Tousled brunette hair shows some foreplay is happening as this babe goes for the oral sex
Smile for the camera, but never forgetting to continue to stroke, this honey is jacking off pal
There are plenty of seats on the bus, but, shapely babe with nice tits choose to sit on a shaft
There’s no doubt this brunette has the suction to make her boyfriend’s blow job dreams true

 

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