Chiva Culiona review

Chiva Culiona review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/20/2012

Overview:
Even though I've spent plenty of time in Los Angeles, California, most of that time has been spent sitting inside watching hardcore pornography, so you can't very well expect me to be particularly well versed in Spanish. (Well enough to order tacos and cerveza but my eating habits are another story altogether.) As a result, I'm afraid to true translation of Chiva Culiona escapes even me. Google Translate suggests it means "Goat with Big Ass," which means we can safely assume the primary concern of this site is either juicy-rumped livestock or women with plump behinds; personally, I'm hoping for the latter. From the looks of the tour page, we're in luck! In what resembles a psychedelic South American version of the infamous Bang Bus, we find a dude and his bros cruising around for chicks and, lucky for them, landing some of the babiest babes south of the border. These chicks, they've got stunning bodies seemingly built for the hands and cock of some lucky guy, and they're fiercely devoted to the idea of liberal sexual expression and getting their exquisite booties the attention they so richly deserve. Costing members $24.99 per month, access to Chiva Culiona promises High Definition videos, high-res photos, and some of the finest amateur Latina porn on the 'net. This site is, however, pretty new on the scene; can it already prove itself or is extra time (and a few extra babes) needed? Read on, muchacho, and discover all there is to know about Chiva Culiona with Mr. Pink!

Pros:
Latin women, like African Americans, are fondly regarded as having some of the most delectable, desirable asses in all of womankind. It seems only fitting then that on a site focused entirely on South and Central American women, their asses take center stage. Bountiful, plump, but never fat, these light brown butts and the women that sport them look incredible from start to finish.

Much like the Bang Bus of its sister network, Chiva Culiona has a couple of guys driving around whatever Colombian city they're in this week and picking up bodaciously sexy and DTF broads. The sex comes gradually, but is contained within the cosy confines of a colorfully decked out bus. From teasing start to messy finish, the fucking is, well, fucking great.

Reaching into the High Definition arena, Chiva Culiona's videos hit a peak resolution of 1280x720 pixels and look clear and colorful. Although handheld and shot with what appears to only be natural light, the cameramen do a great job of capturing all the amateur action. Chiva Culiona's photos also look very nice and reach 2000x1328 pixel resolution in both online and zipped, downloadable forms.

New scene and gallery packages are now arriving once a week here at Chiva Culiona, which is great to see, especially for such a new site. Chiva Culiona is also just one of the six websites operating under the Culioneros network banner, joining Nalgas Grandes, Tetonas Locas, Costenas Locas, Sexo en Publico, Por el Chiquito, Tetangas Espanolas, and Cuchi Mami. All in all, a great little network worth watching.

Cons:
Holding just eleven scenes, Chiva Culiona offers its members a dismally small collection of hardcore amateur Latina fucking. Although updates are now arriving every week, that was not initially the case. Hopefully the weekly schedule stays in place and doesn't falter, or else the site could be in real trouble.

With a blank white design that arouses nothing within but tedium the viewer, Chiva Culiona's facade needs a savvy makeover. Unlike its sister network, Bang Bros, Culioneros does not offer members the option to revert from their shared current design back to the former version, all in all a much more appealing design.

A plethora of ads litter the members area of Chiva Culiona and every other site on the Culioneros network. Pushing third-party websites and the closely associated Bang Bros network pretty heavily, these ads become obnoxious far too quickly. Especially annoying is the inclusion of many, many thumbnails linking to Bang Bros scenes, models, and websites; these could easily be mistaken for Chiva Culiona content.

Of the six Culioneros websites listed on the network directory, only four currently offer any content. Sexo en Publico and Tetangas Espanolas are yet to upload their first scenes, leaving the four other sites to pick up the slack; with an average of ten scenes each, though, they fail.

Conclusion:
Produced, edited, encoded, and thrust online by a handful of guys who've taken to the streets of Colombia to find the hottest sexual conquests in South America, Chiva Culiona makes a bold attempt to translate the Bang Bus concept to a largely more colorful and vibrant location. The sex taking place on this insanely DIY decked out bus is extremely hot and is made all the more arousing and enjoyable because of the brain-meltingly beautiful women pulled onboard. The HD videos and high-res images capture their luscious physiques and attractive faces splendidly in their highly detailed frames. Updates arrive on the site once a week, but with only eleven scenes currently hosted, quite a long time will pass before Chiva Culiona reaches a more satisfactory size. In fact, the Culioneros network on the whole needs time to grow. But rest assured, folks, this is a site and a network to watch very, very closely.