Christoph Clark Online review

Mr. Pink’s review of Christoph Clark Online
Review Date - 09/23/2011

Overview:
French adult performer and director Christoph Clark has been called “perhaps the most popular star in the French porn industry,” and has, in his more than 20 years behind the camera, produced a massively successful body of work that rivals any of Europe’s other leading adult entertainers. With such series as Dressed to Fuck, Top Wet Girls, Swallow, Euro Angels Hardball, Big Natural Tits, and Angel Perverse, Clark has pushed himself and his casts to new extremes with vigorous, aggressive sex scenes, plenty of anal penetration and gaping, and no popular fetish left untouched. Clarks’ Internet base, Christoph Clark Online, falls, like his movies, under the distribution banner of Evil Angel, lending it a pedigree most directors only dream of. Promising its members, who pay $29.95 for monthly access, an exclusive collection of straight and lesbian hardcore content starring the most daring adult performers from Europe and the USA, and with access to dozens of other Evil Angel sites included, Christoph Clark Online sure seems like the haven for extravagant sexual excitement we expect from such a highly lauded contributor to the international smut market. Few directors have a reputation for being a filthy as Clark and his site will surely leave his reputation intact.

Pros:
With more than 550 scenes already available, Christoph Clark Online is a huge site that offers everything from fairly passionate vanilla sex to four and five-guy blowbangs and plenty of other thoroughly exciting hardcore acts. Oh, and if you like European pornstars getting fucked in the ass, Christoph’s your man!

There’s a hugely impressive roster of A-list European and American pornstar talent online here, both female and male. Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Madison Parker, Blue Angel, Rita Faltoyano, and Lisa Ann create steamy scenes with guys like Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, and Christoph Clark himself.

The most recent content added to Clark’s online archive comes to you in HD video formats that peak at 1920x1080 pixels and are roughly as high quality as a retail Blu-Ray disc. Other formats, HD and SD, are also available and all are presented well, though clearly none look as impressive as the 1080p.

Clark’s site is blessed with Evil Angel’s usual top-notch construction and features a thorough navigation system that’ll have you gawking at some incredibly impressive hardcore scene, one that suits your personal preference for dark-haired cum-swallowing foot-fetishists, in no time at all. A detailed model index and update listing tops it all off.

Everyone who joins Clark Online receives, at no extra cost, access to a world of Evil Angel porn that is as impressively high quality as it is expansive. Not only that, but by signing up through this Mr. Pink’s review, readers can join for just $14.95 a month - a huge saving of roughly 50%.

Cons:
Of Clark’s extensive collection of hardcore porn scenes, only 70 are currently presented with HD viewing options. The rest suffer from a noticeable drop in quality and, at best, can be viewed at resolutions of 720x480 pixels.

Updates are arriving on an almost-weekly schedule that is somewhat indicative of Clark & Co’s past update practices. Scenes had been arriving less frequently, but on the same varying non-schedule, and that doesn’t look likely to change anytime soon.

Considering the heavy promotion that often goes into a DVD release, it’s a shame to see Clark’s DVDs displayed here with little fanfare. No production details are provided - not even a date - and no scene synopses either, leaving with only one way to really get a taste of what’s coming up: start watching.

Conclusion:
Christoph Clark is not a man who likes to disappoint. Showing sincere dedication to his work, the pleasure of his gorgeous co-stars, and, above all, to his fans, the legendary French performer and director has made some of Europorn’s most popular and most acclaimed DVD series. Clark’s website, simply titled Christoph Clark Online, continues this dedication to excellence with near perfect web construction, dazzling HD video content, a fantastic array of pornstar talent, and some of the most vital and powerful sex scenes you’re likely to find anywhere online. While it is somewhat disappointing to find that the webmasters still haven’t ironed out the kinks in the update schedule and that, newly added HD scenes aside, most of the content still looks a little weak in the A/V department, Christoph Clark Online offers a fantastic chance to indulge your wildest sexual fantasies without ever leaving your well-worn spot on the sofa - and isn’t that what Internet porn is all about?