Club Jenna Underground review

When you’re as unquestionably famous as Jenna Jameson, life isn’t all daisies and creampuffs. Sure, you’ve paid off your own home, got a couple of nice cars, and get recognized by your peers as a leader in your chosen industry, but you’ve also got basement-dwelling creeps furiously beating off to your image dozen of times a day and complete strangers approaching you in the street to ask intimate questions about your tits. Still, you get to have Neil Strauss write a rather dull “autobiography” for you and count your money, so I’m not exactly why Ms. Jameson has gone underground. Not that she’s suddenly living a molewoman’s life or building bookcases in sewer canals or anything like that; it’s just that she has launched a site called Club Jenna Underground that appears to host some pretty racy stuff, folks; the stuff of which your depraved, debauched, demonic dreams are made. The Club Jenna Underground tour page presents numerous enticing and alluring pornographic images, including neon-wigged lesbians, leather bodiced hotties, and even a photo of a tarantula waltzing across Janine Lindemulder’s collarbone. What bizarre depictions of pornstar sexuality lie within? Either throw down the required monthly membership fee of $29.86 or follow me, Mr. Pink, as I dig deep into Club Jenna Underground.

Pros:
Jenna isn’t the only star performer here at Club Jenna Underground. Members also get to witness the fantastic work of Faye Reagan, Sasha Grey, Nina Hartley, and Rebeca Linares among others. If you’re still hungry for more porn, of course, there’s always the rest of the Club Jenna network to devour. Speaking of which...

Members of Club Jenna Underground receive free access to twenty additional websites, most of them solo pornstar sites (Faith Leon, Jill Kelly, Lela Star, Roxy DeVille) that offer softcore and hardcore content that is very entertaining. There’s also another three Jenna Jameson sites for all you diehards out there.

Club Jenna Undergeround’s web design is nearly flawless and presents information in a clear and concise manner. Navigation is quite good, too, guiding your mouse hand around the dark, dingy alleys of depravity while your free hand heads south.

At this point in Club Jenna Underground’s history, updates seem to arrive about three times a week. It’s hard to tell, of course, due to the low content count, but that’s what it looks like now, at least.

Cons:
As I sit here writing this review, Club Jenna Underground is only hosting a dozen movies and four image galleries. That’s barely enough to make a free visit worthwhile, let enough an archive that’s going to incite fans (whether of Jenna or just good porn) to throw down almost thirty bucks and join up!

As is usually the case on Jenna Jameson’s websites, other performers appear more frequently than Jenna herself does. At Club Jenna Underground, Ms. Jameson is only featured in four movies and a single, solitary photo gallery. Come on, Jenna. We came here for you!

Although labeled as HD, the videos online here are definitely still stuck in Standard Definition mode. Reaching a maximum resolution of just 640x480 pixels, these videos simply fail to present the racy fetish and kink scenes with enough clarity and vivacity to satisfy the high standards of contemporary porn viewers.

Did I mention the dismal content count? Oh yeah...well, it’s a real drag.

Conclusion:
With a handful of official websites already in operation, I’m hardly surprised that Jenna Jameson has launched yet another outlet for her preretirement work. Unfortunately, it doesn’t really come as a surprise to find that the content held within Club Jenna Underground is of a fairly mediocre quality, doesn’t feature much of Jenna, and is just, well, kinda bland. This is supposed to be a dark and sexy kink/fetish hardcore site, but, photography aside, there’s nothing very dark about it. Sure, you’ve got Jenna and Nina Hartley spanking each other in latex outfits, but you can see that almost anywhere and, with only a dozen videos on the site at the time of writing, there’s very little reason to turn your attention to Club Jenna Underground unless you’re one of those guys that tries to hit every public appearance your dream slut makes and sends her photos of your “Heartbreaker” tribute tattoo.